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    • Oh god
      RaeKy 11 mar 2020
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    • She’s either gonna die or have the strongest immune system known to man
      gxldenjay 12 mar 2020
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    • At universal a couple years ago I saw some kid about that size grab ahold of a railing and lick it halfway down and then picked his nose and ate it, I guarantee you he was sick the next day
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    • This why I don't like kids.
      RickyG420 12 mar 2020
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    • Wtf is wrong with children and why do parents not teach them about germs
      aboudeh02 12 mar 2020
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    • Me,being a person who likes kids, would’ve smacked her because that’s unsanitary
      MLGGODZILLA420_2 12 mar 2020
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    • Someone just bumped off that railing, she's just looking for that nummie.
      slapnpickle8968 11 mar 2020
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    • ALLmenarehurrdurr 13 mar 2020
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    • Kids are so fucking disgusting
      Cumreo 12 mar 2020
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    • Children are massive vectors of disease. Walking fucking Petri dishes.
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    • I want to slap her so hard
      Avidion 12 mar 2020
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    • Kids will be the one infecting each other at the schools and bringing it home to the parents.
      NurseAlex 12 mar 2020
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    • I told a kid not to lick the counter at my work and the mom demanded to speak to my manager. Manager was like “I’m not going to yell at her for that, I don’t want your kid licking the counters either.”
      pinkpanda376 13 mar 2020
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    • Fucking disgusting
      DoubleSunday 12 mar 2020
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    • That’s how we got vaccinated in the good ole days
      WhiteCT 12 mar 2020
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    • Her mom is probably an anti-vaxer too...
      BreakTheGlass 12 mar 2020
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    • content not available more
      raintaken1 12 mar 2020
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    • I don’t see the need for being a germaphobe. I’m not and the only symptom I have is having diarrhea every day.
      Stair 12 mar 2020
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    • Great now I don't want to touch any railing
      Lovehurts 12 mar 2020
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    • I'm surprised no hasnt done dick jokes based off this kid, this is how civilized and mature this community has become
      That_0ne_Fat_K1d 13 mar 2020
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    • I would beat the living shit out of that kid in front of everyone, i dont care
      Elchupa 12 mar 2020
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    • I seen a woman in walmart with a face mask and rubber gloves pushing a shopping cart with a half naked kid in it licking soup cans
      HumanMale 13 mar 2020
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    • Either she will become the perfect human with immunity to anything or she will die.
      chagol 12 mar 2020
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    • And people wonder why diseases and sicknesses spread so damn easy. . .
      BRSfanatic 12 mar 2020
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    • Oh nooooo
      Nikki_ItsFnAliens 12 mar 2020
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    • bevans8293 12 mar 2020
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    • Darwin is smiling
      HibikiAK47 13 mar 2020
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    • I'd punch my kid if they did that
      Bedgo20 12 mar 2020
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    • this is how anti-vaxers attempt to strengthen their children
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    • If that was me my mom would have spanked me right then and there for acting like a retard in public...
      Wiz_Miz 13 mar 2020
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    • Honestly this kid looks about 5 or 6... if ur child is doing this at That age they fucking dumb actin like a 5 month old child. Control your child so the rest of us dont gotta touch her nasty ass spit. I love kids tho, but God Damn man ur not their friend ur their parent so teach ur child
      silly_goos 13 mar 2020
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    • When Walmart implemented the 26 Weeks of paid time off if you get Corona virus...
      JonChristopherD 12 mar 2020
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    • What a great immune system she’s creating.
      sadfruits 15 mar 2020
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    • My university just closed down. Can I get an F
      daveorgabe 12 mar 2020
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    • Smack your kid doing something that stupid
      Kingmonky 12 mar 2020
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    • Guys the added the dislike button back
      __Gir___ 12 mar 2020
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    • I saw some kid spreading his gum on the queue railing and putting it in his mouth again in hong kong disneyland
      Gasbers 12 mar 2020
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    • I am a nanny, and i can 100% agree. The 3yo i nanny for sneezed into my open eyes twice today.
      funnyandnice 13 mar 2020
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    • Literally had a kid yesterday eat ice from a cooler that everyone had been putting their hands in all day
      noonerturtle14 12 mar 2020
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    • When we were kids my friend ate a munchkin off the bus floor and got pneumonia
      hipslip 12 mar 2020
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    • Kids literally have less than 1 percent to get the virus.
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    • That child doesn’t go to notre dame
      backbreaker1991 15 mar 2020
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    • I saw a kid at the store doing this
      Graviti 14 mar 2020
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    • drunkenpupper 14 mar 2020
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    • That's foul
      WaffIeStomper 13 mar 2020
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    • She’s practicing for her future career
      Dolemite 13 mar 2020
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    • Now she’s totally immune to everything.
      Pookiestockie 13 mar 2020
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    • Smack it
      FartSniffler 12 mar 2020
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    • But remember the fucken stewardess on the plane licking the toilet seat. And the goth chick licking the edge of the grimy dumpster
      tittysmacker9000 12 mar 2020
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    • Marshmellow_Derg 12 mar 2020
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    • There something else she can use that is cleaner..
      masterjedi170 15 mar 2020
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    • Well we all know where she's going if she makes it past this decade
      I_DOID 14 mar 2020
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    • gonna take one for the team and say i most likely did shit like that as a kid, put money in my mouth etc.. i used to literally never wash my hands (i work food service now, so i wash my hands several times a day now) and i have never had an illness aside from the common cold.
      cumulus 13 mar 2020
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    • WaffIeStomper 13 mar 2020
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    • Spykid98764 13 mar 2020
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    • I work at Disney World on the ferryboats at Magic Kingdom and we had a kid licking the railing of a boat up and down the other day.
      Lola_LaFonda 13 mar 2020
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    • If she dies
      LilFryGuy 13 mar 2020
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    • IFUNNYCHEF when you short rent and got to lick your landlords booty hole
      234557 12 mar 2020
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    • Survival Of The Fittest.
      Presto_James 12 mar 2020
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    • Quick, get the hand sanitizer! Oh wait... they are out
      That1Sharpie 12 mar 2020
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    • I mean children are basically unaffected by the Coronavirus
      PuppyPage 12 mar 2020
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    • Kids are just stupid.. once we were going 80 mph on the interstate and my nephew opened the door
      matterixon 12 mar 2020
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    • She's in training
      Stacysmum 12 mar 2020
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    • She building up her immune system
      Sparticus 12 mar 2020
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    • What my butt needs rn
      itsaboutit 12 mar 2020
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    • Son_Goku 12 mar 2020
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    • Jezza__Clarkson 12 mar 2020
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    • What is with all the people buying toilet paper?People shit too ya know?
      OrangeCokeGang 12 mar 2020
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    • Someone needs a tetanus shot
      GuyontheInternet 12 mar 2020
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    • I'm really sick and I've been coughing and spitting on cleaning supplies in Walmart
      HeyBlue 13 mar 2020
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    • Chris pratt walked into a bar. Then a kid licked it.
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    • God save us all
      FistmeThanos 12 mar 2020
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    • Women moment
      _EmperorTrump 12 mar 2020
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    • JesseLeePeterson 12 mar 2020
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    • This would be better than spreading peanut butter on my nutt sack and letting the neighbors dog lick it off......
      Neond7 12 mar 2020
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    • Corona doesnt affect children
      _Comrade_Dog_ 15 mar 2020
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    • My daughter who is 1 just started licking everything. During the worst time to start doing that.
      nisckle 15 mar 2020
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    • I have a 3 year old that chews on everything including shopping carts Has he ever been sick? NO! Not even a stuffy nose. From the start of his life he wasn't put in a plastic bubble. Parents these days need to raise their kids the way they were. You wanna eat dirt? Then eat it. But you better eat di
      BiblioBrat312 13 mar 2020
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    • Can y'all stop making sex jokes about kids? Like what's wrong with you
      FabiosNipples 12 mar 2020
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    • I mean the virus is passed by breath alone, if anyone had it around there, they’re all exposed anyway. Fuck it lick the rail kids
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    • So that's what that tongue do
      _avatar_aang 12 mar 2020
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    • Children are unaffected by covid19
      HappyFace37 12 mar 2020
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    • Man what that tongue do
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    • I wanna do that to her vagina
      MikeHatesEveryone 12 mar 2020
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    • She representing Notre Dame
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    • We all thought it was a joke back then
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    • Need to find me a girl like that only like 18
      McMuffin84 21 mar 2020
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    • THAT KID IS STARVING
      HetchUcation 16 mar 2020
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    • Bruh how oblivious is the parent?
      shiny4days 15 mar 2020
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    • Literally tho
      Redbutton 15 mar 2020
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    • me if i get corona fuck you bitches idc
      iCommitSuicide 15 mar 2020
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    • This is what happens when you don’t punish your kids
      zoltarthegreat 15 mar 2020
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    • Natural selection
      Not_Jeef 15 mar 2020
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    • Of course the kid had a Notre Dame hoodie on
      SamuelRhoads 15 mar 2020
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    • Okay, but if she lives... she’ll be immune to everything
      TRUer 15 mar 2020
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    • Thank god I had the sound on, would'nt have known what she was doing
      SpikyAzn 15 mar 2020
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    • last night i was at walmart and i witnessed a little girl grab a drink out of one of the refrigerators by the cash registers and lick the cap before she gave it to her mom to pay for it.
      littleprincessbby 15 mar 2020
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    • i would beat my child for some shit like that
      littleprincessbby 15 mar 2020
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    • Getting that herd immunity built up early
      blame_the_rest 15 mar 2020
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