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    • So what happens if the guns dirty does he just fucking stab you with the bayonet
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    • "Here my rifle si-""GIMME THAT FUCKING RIFLE"
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    • Bro let me check your foreskin
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    • Fr this is a beautiful process . Both the cock inspection and the changing of the guards
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    • “Hmmm it appears your cock gets an A+, Your clear to go soldier.”
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    • Cock inspection, passed
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    • I swear it would take my all not to break down laughing. I don’t know about y’all but I laugh WAAAY to easy
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    • The tomb of the unknown soldier is one of the most moving things I have ever been to
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    • You got to check ya bois rifle before they go out you dont know if the bitch he going out with is going to try pre-marital sex
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    • There’s always a nigga coughing
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    • This is really cool to see in person can confirm
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    • I can feel the tension in this video
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    • I would hate to do this cause one mistake would basically mean your crucifixion.
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    • My homie inspecting my cock after I finish shaving
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    • As much shit as I talk on the army, their dress uniform looks way better than ours lol
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    • The whole comment section: cOcK iNsPeCtIon PaSsEd
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    • The boys inspecting my penis to make sure it’s ready
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    • Isn't the one on the right an E1?
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    • The guard at the tomb of the unknown soldier is the most honored position in basically the entire US armed forces
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    • “That’s an M14”
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    • Anyone got the version of this that has robotic sound effects added
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    • Former Tomb Guard here! Anyone curious about The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier, ask me anything! I'll answer as many questions as I can
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    • That’s not a human its an adroid
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    • Most ppl in these comments need to learn RESPECT some are making obvious jokes which are funny. But then you get retards who think all of the ritual and tradition is stupid. Grow up and learn to respect service people like the police and military. Not treat them like shit.
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    • Is this the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier guards?
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    • Am I the only one here who actually can look pass the meme and be grateful for our fallen soldiers... Or is the world literally falling apart so much it gets dismissed now...?
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    • I can just imagine this being the first guy that was being a dick to one of his solders because he just thought it was funny and then it became a tradition....
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    • Dide ive seen this in action its really cool
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    • The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier is so damn surreal when you’re there in person... I’ll admit I cried like a bitch, albeit quietly, when I went to see that... it’s beautiful
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    • My friend: “Nice cock”
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    • Someone please edit it to add comical squeaky squeaky noises when he checks for dust/dirt.
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    • What if they sneeze?
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    • Band kids of the military
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    • I go to basic Sunday to the Marine Corps. Wish me luck
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    • I’m guessing the gun is representing his penis?
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    • Dude how can you upload a whole ass ceremony and I can’t upload a thirty second vid I stole from YouTube
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    • I swear I heard a dude call that an m-14 in the video. Hell nah
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    • The guy filming is getting very horny from the cock check
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    • Sacrificing your time for the honor of respecting those who have sacrificed everything for the greater good.
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    • This initiated my fight or flight response
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    • that must be one of the most taken care of rifles anywhere
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    • Mad respect for tomb guards they are the definition of chad
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    • I never understood the reason behind doing it this way. Why include the big random movements instead of just looking over the gun normally? Not trying to disrespect military traditions, I'm simply curious
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    • Let me tell you how nerve racking that shit is. You may seem to everyone like you are stone still but inside your brain your like Is it fucking over yet? Don’t lemme fuck up FUCK. I’ve got to scratch my ribs so bad. Shit I need to piss
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    • The changing of the guard is honestly one of the coolest things I’ve seen. I don’t know what words to use to describe it
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    • I love the military/police my dad is airforce and my brothers are navy marines and my uncle is a state trooper. But I fucking hate these God damn hats. They make my brother look like an idiot like seriously any hat that had a bill like that irritates the fuck outta me.
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    • One bullet, one sword, if you cross the fence he'll warn you. Once
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    • I would hate to be that person, making it seem like such a big deal to check a gun and possibly being demoted if you fail, so stupid
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    • I had the honor of seeing this done in person. It’s extremely powerful and can bring any reasonable person to a stand still.
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    • Is this the US government's version of dancing the robot?
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    • Is he inspecting my dick?
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    • Yea always make sure you boy goes on a date with an unloaded pistol! If it's not unloaded help your boy unload it don't need any stray bullets on a first date..
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    • like ya cut g *slaps bald head intensively*
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    • I went to see the changing of the guard on a New York/Washington DC trip last summer and it was fascinating. It's silent, but not an eerie silence, it's a silence of honor and respect. I would recommend seeing it at least once.
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    • He's just making sure his boys gun and clothes are cum stain-free
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    • I was in the colorguard for laying a wreath on the tomb of the unknown soldier. It was such an honor
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    • always a bitch gotta be coughing
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    • "the military isn't just a bunch of robots" the military:
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    • What is that "lid" at the stock of the rifle for? (first thing he inspected)
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    • Oh i get it, the gun is a metaphor for our pp!
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    • Honestly the only thing I feel like is stopping me from enlisting to serve is that I don’t think I would be able to do all the robotic perfect stuff they ask u for. I’m decently in shape and able to take orders but I don’t do well being forced to live my life as a programmed robot.
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    • Date with destiny my boys
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    • M14's are fucking heavy even unloaded
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    • When I was in HS I went to the tomb of the unknown with a bunch of WW2, Korea, & Vietnam vets as a volunteer since my dad was a Marine at the time. It was either SecDef or SecHome under Obama was there & made time to shake all the Vets hands. It was awesome.
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    • the real talent is keeping a straight face during whatever tf theyre doing
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    • what fucker breaths that loud?
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    • Mandatory penis inspection
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    • changing of the guard, at the tomb of the unknown soldier. a monument made to honor all soliders/bodies that were lost or could not be identified. having served in the military I went and saw this in person, for some reason I began to cry. its surrounded by a huge graveyard of fallen soldiers.
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    • If your disrespectful during this honestly you got no respect whatsoever 💀
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    • So robotic. No wonder our men come back with all kinds of fucked up PTSD symptoms and with no govt help or sympathy
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    • Me when he slaps my nuts:
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    • This is cool and all but like whats the point.
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    • My biggest question in life is why the military teaches you to move like a half life 1 npc
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    • I never got this, I think someone once told me it was to seem professional or to check to see if your troops were in tip top shape, could someone explain it?
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    • Shoutout to TitanReker for replying to every comment here
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    • Does anyone else kinda see this as a waste of time? I mean when I was contracted it felt pretty dumb
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    • Excellent balls, sir
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    • This is the changing of the guard right? And correct me if i’m wrong but he’s doing a cock inspection and seeing how well he maintains his rifle and clothing
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    • Didn't one of them loose grip on the gun one time and got stabbed in the foot or something? I know they are drilled to hell on that though
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    • First time I've seen this at normal speed. There's a sped up version that is shown more commonly and people SWEAR it's unaltered
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    • Mindless zombies
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    • There is a video where the guy inspecting the rifle dropped it on the other guy's foot and he didn't flinch or make a sound. Just went on with the ceremony then when he walked off you could see the blood coming from his boot
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    • That gun got more spankins than my 3rd wife
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    • LeshaPink it do be like that
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    • How cops check me on a routine traffic stop...
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    • “Boys rule girls drool amirite”
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    • That’s soooooo badass
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    • The way the inspector is looking up and down the gun tho, looks like an SNL bit
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    • Does anyone remember the time one of the guards dropped the bayonet point down into his foot and then went about his duties like nothing happened?
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    • It sounds rude but I find this to be cool but also very very very boring (i was in the coast guard and i was bored out of my mind every ceremony i went to). Idk what it is because it gets my upmost respect but im also like ok can we be done now
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    • I love the smoothness of this stuff
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    • Penis Inspection Day
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    • 21 point inspection to change the guard. These guys are legit
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    • "nice cock"
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    • Is it bad that I’m kinda bummed the rioters didn’t try to deface the tomb of the unknown soldier, i just want to see them get a taste of what happens when you fck with the wrong people
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    • why
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    • It’s must be so hard not to crack a smile
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    • Don't insult the change of the guard this way
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