Worksof_art Worksof_art
24 sep 2020
Gi ruddycastellane er
Is this the language of hot girls?
ABE
KUK
EF
Is this the language of hot girls? ABE KUK EF
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
Game: press any button to play
Me: *presses my belly button*
Game: *starts*
*Confused screaming*
na346g na346g
26 apr
Game: press any button to play Me: *presses my belly button* Game: *starts* *Confused screaming*
le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
19 jan 2021
need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I
Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @
My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
Ismokesmarties Ismokesmarties
12 jan 2021
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @ My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of
22
Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am
f @ <
AS
Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life)
A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer.
Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at
Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
Siddymac Siddymac
12 may
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of 22 Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am f @ < AS Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life) A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer. Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
Marvelous7 Marvelous7
25 sep 2020
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
burzteed
Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.