CaptainForehead CaptainForehead
25 sep 2020
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
, Me, convincing
o" myself I don't need a Wiggly
- You're not that cute, are you?
4
In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
duckislord duckislord
26 sep 2020
, Me, convincing o" myself I don't need a Wiggly - You're not that cute, are you? 4 In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED
AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
HighonMemesandWeed HighonMemesandWeed
22 jun
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
Mom buying me something:
Mom buying herself something:
Superleftygamer Superleftygamer
26 sep 2020
Mom buying me something: Mom buying herself something:
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?"
The Funeral Director:
NoSpace NoSpace
21d
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?" The Funeral Director:
When your younger brother grows bigger than you
@mexmemez
When your younger brother grows bigger than you @mexmemez
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are
intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind?
Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
29 sep 2020
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
12 year old
Tyler's so hot!
Tyler:
GovernorGirth GovernorGirth
27 jan 2021
12 year old Tyler's so hot! Tyler:
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
cringy_len_oof cringy_len_oof
24 apr
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
LIVIAy LIVIAy
21 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
burzteed
Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
5 nov 2020
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
BasedPepe BasedPepe
22 jun
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
Devil51i1Angel00 Devil51i1Angel00
12 jan 2021
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
CornTooth CornTooth
10 jun
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
YourGirlYani
25 mar
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? so 10Ms to live how i live currently