dank_chan_ dank_chan_
5 apr 2020
"feeling something wet by my butthole while i'm asleep*
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
24 sep 2020
"Don't hit the can@"
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her
She's mine!.
Hpru01 Hpru01
26 apr
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her She's mine!.
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd?
Da Gif Gawd
Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
LilEvil333 LilEvil333
3 jun
You're in your house and you hear a door slam, you turn around and see him... wyd? Da Gif Gawd Ask him what bills he pay to be slamming doors in my fuckin house
mycomputerisdead mycomputerisdead
23 sep 2020
© Based on: bitch
THE WAY IT HUGGED THE SHOE WHEN IT FELL we sori simba
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Single moms on a first date:
No one: Absolutely no one: Single moms on a first date:
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
26d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where
stinger74 stinger74
18 feb
When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
mun ases
This is my cat Alex. She found us a few years ago and she was so skinny then.
She much better now and is one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen.
DragonH23 DragonH23
25 sep 2020
mun ases This is my cat Alex. She found us a few years ago and she was so skinny then. She much better now and is one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen.
i'mlovin' it
This look like the patty that killed
that one detective on spongebob
Iunar Iunar
26 sep 2020
i'mlovin' it This look like the patty that killed that one detective on spongebob
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse
until it gets featured
spinnychair spinnychair
23 sep 2020
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse until it gets featured
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
La_Chula La_Chula
25 oct 2020
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals