JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 jun
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
Each like will earn her pet; every 50 likes will earn her treat - Each like will earn her 1 pet; every 50 likes will earn her 1 treat
GetToTheChoppa GetToTheChoppa
22 sep 2020
Each like will earn her pet; every 50 likes will earn her treat - Each like will earn her 1 pet; every 50 likes will earn her 1 treat
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Please be safe while taking photos!
bulky_stolen_panda bulky_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
Please be safe while taking photos!
Ahappier day
/ @AHappierDay
I took a picture, my cat sneezed. I don't regret it.
Gothicmemeqween Gothicmemeqween
20 sep 2020
Ahappier day / @AHappierDay I took a picture, my cat sneezed. I don't regret it.
Me petting my cat I just got
(she's very cute and I love her a lot)
FalloutFan34nv FalloutFan34nv
12 may
Me petting my cat I just got (she's very cute and I love her a lot)
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
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cutekinkyuwumemes5 cutekinkyuwumemes5
25 mar
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When you have too much time on your hands...
probable_machine probable_machine
8 oct 2020
When you have too much time on your hands...
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633) SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
ErosOne ErosOne
27 mar
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in
theaters.
Turd
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Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
19 mar
"Lincoln" grossed over $275,000,000 in movie theaters, which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters. Turd Share