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"My boyfriend is 8'2, and benches 450
he'll beat tf out you"
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    • Fun Fact: Mr Satan is the only person to fight both Cell and Buu, yet survived
      _MrFrog_ 1 jul
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    • I like how they are using Mr.Satan for this because Cell just bitch slapped his ass like he was nothing
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    • The only man in DBZ who didn’t die
      Trody00 1 jul
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    • 8’2? Bitch are you dating Bigfoot?
      poorug 1 jul
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    • Mr. Satan actually learned ultra instinct way before goku
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    • I would love to see a 8 foot nigga
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    • Damn, tall and strong niggas excluded from buying guns too. Shyt, life is crazy
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    • Mr Satan is the best character in Z and nobody can change my mind
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    • Remember kids a 50 cal can ki ll anything even aliens
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    • Brought to you by torgue
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    • You prolly gonna need a rifle, bc that’s a fuckin bear, not a man
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    • Y’all don’t understand. If it’s an agreed upon fight then using a gun is a pussy move, but if some bimbo is sending a guy after you to beat you up and you don’t even want to fight, then yea get ready to be shot.
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    • I don't wanna be the bad guy but...
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    • Gohans father in law is badass
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    • If I ever date a girl and she uses me as a threat behind my back I'm instantly dumping her ass
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    • I don’t know why the military wastes time on recruiting high school kids. With all the tough guys on ifunny, we should be able to win any war.
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    • Mfs be 300 lbs ALL MUSCLE talking bout some "put the gun down and fight like a man" mf do you think a zebra in the jungle would put the gun down and fight the lion like a man? Fuck that, im SKINNY. Skinny stands for S- sorry K- bitch I- but N- you N- gettin Y- shot
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    • I say before I will say again guns are for protection purposes only. If you pull a gun in a fight you agree to you will go to prison.
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    • I'm all for guns but if you have to pull a gun and can't settle a fight then you are kinda a bitch
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    • ngdm 1 jul
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    • If you pull a gun in a fight you’re a giant pussy
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    • I thought it said “he’ll beat you off” I’m like alright, if my eyes are closed, a hand is just a hand
      Nfruits 3 jul
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    • The amount of weak incels here who think using a weapon is an appropriate response to any and all physical altercations is very apparent. Never be the asshole that starts a fight just to flex, but also be willing to throw hands in the event you don’t have a weapon. Be responsible with how you react.
      Brikc 6 jul
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    • TAZER TAZER TAZER
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    • While you were slaying pussy and hitting the gym, I was studying the way of the Glock.
      Quentus_ 3 jul
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    • He may be a fraud but he is strong enough to pull four tour buses by himself. He even punched through one of them
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    • Typical “gun beats muscle” argument used by pussies as an excuse to escalate a situation because they were too weak to fight like a man.
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    • That’s weak af for a 8 foot plus guy
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    • Why do bitch boys think strong guys dont buy guns? I just got done benching 315 and I carry a glock with me everywhere I go
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    • Mr. Satan literally saved the world.
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    • what is this fantasy to sh00t some girl’s large nigga
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    • 8’2 god fucking damn, you dating a skinwalker???
      uglyhog 6 jul
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    • Yes but does he have balls? He does? Well I have a foot. I don't see why I should be concerned.
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    • 8’2 that’s too fucking tall
      Yatsuto 4 jul
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    • If you’re gonna threaten me, do it yourself. Don’t tell me you’ll call someone else. I know my dad would beat the shit out of people i don’t like but I don’t go bragging about it. That said, we shouldn’t be threatening each other in the first place
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    • If Hercules/Mr.Satan is any indication. Muscular men can also have guns.
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    • im 5'9" and id beat the living shit out of her 10ft boyfriend
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    • Hercule can canonically tear 3 phone books in half
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    • That’s kinda sad. I’m 5’9 and I can bench 300lbs. I’m sure a behemoth of a guy that’s 8’2 can go higher.
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    • A world order will take over in November and terrorize us with extreme methods, we will have no freedom
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    • Honestly people who pull out a gun in a fist fight deserve to be shot down.
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    • So you guys were the losers in hs?
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    • Mr satan is the most powerful anime character
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    • Can’t believe tall and strong people are excluded from buying weapons and being trained in them 😔
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    • Mr Satan is the only character that hasn’t died btw
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    • Watch out everyone, the iFunny kids who did 5th grade MMA are going to call you all pussies for owning any sort of weapon because people aren’t built equal and no one else will ever have a weapon.
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    • I have a pole axe in my home, so whenever some big dude threatens to come over I put on my crusader helmet. Get my axe and shout “COME AT THEE KNAVE!!”
      TheScoot 3 jul
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    • Mr.Satan is strong as fuck though. In comparison to Krillin or every other main DB character, then yeah he’s weak.
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    • Mr.satan over here sho0ting world destroying aliens with a hi-point
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    • SO IS NOBODY GONNA RECOGNIZE THAT I ACTUALLY HELPED SAVE THE FUTURE?!
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    • Same
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    • Bitch would need a cane if he were 8' tall, also, just punch him in the balls, it's an easy target is he's that tall
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    • Oh shit he’s packing heat!
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    • “I’m currently doing something that makes you feel uncomfortable enough that it’s necessary to have your boyfriend for protection, but I’ll gun him down if he comes near me.” You sound like an absolute pussy and a potential predator with that line.
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    • If that mans is actually 8,2 he’d probably need a fucking cane to walk, so just kick that out and then u should be fine
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    • That’s a weird way of saying “I can’t win a fight without a huge advantage”
      croplord 3 jul
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    • I think mr Satan is the only one who hasn't died in dbz
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    • 8’2? You dating Sasquatch?
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    • I genuinely can’t tell if this is real or an edit
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    • I don't remember this.
      Faelia 1 jul
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    • Gunkata
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    • Just a heads up, just because you know martial arts, boxing, etc, doesn’t mean you can karate chop a 9mm or out-naruto-run a 12 gauge. And if you think you can head butt a .45 well there’s not much in there worth protecting...
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    • How much you're lifting means nothing
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    • ;-;
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    • Men taller than 6'1 are an abomination
      Soymilk 3 jul
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    • Yall are actually pussies I'm under 5,5 and I'm 20 and guess what I own guns but I have never once felt so scared of a fight that I would even think of pulling a gun, just learn how to fight with ur hands like a man because people like you are why I gotta defend the right to own a gun in the first
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    • Gun fu
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    • Can't win a fight without a gun? That's pretty sad chief
      Mishuzuk 3 jul
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    • Beta male meme
      wavava 3 jul
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    • “Let me just get arrested for attempted murder instead of taking a punch like a man”
      Dogero 3 jul
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    • If you bring a gun to a fist fight you’re a pussy
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    • When you’re too much of a bitch 😂😂
      IMPD 3 jul
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    • Weak niqqas that can’t fight
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    • People who say this shit don't own guns lol
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    • i carry a 10mm. both you and your bf are gonna end up in my slow cooker
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    • I fucking die every time I see this shit
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    • Bro that’s not a man that’s godzilla
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    • Interesting. Let’s head to the comment section to see what the experts think
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    • Gun fu
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    • Is your BF fucking Pickle?
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    • Hail the champ, hail Satan!
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    • Fun fact: As long as the person is 21ft away from you and doesn't have a knife or screwdriver or gun or doesn't know MMA, than you have the highest chance of survival. Below 21ft you have higher chances of dying if you don't pull that trigger fast enough.
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    • Stay strapped my friends
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    • This show never made me stop laughing.. Hercule was on point with his charatcter lmao 🤣
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    • Fucken A
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    • He is not 8'2 and I can guarantee it.
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    • Mf dwarfs Tacko Fall
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    • You better hope you're a good shot because dudes with physical superiority can buy guns too.
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