• EVERYONE IN THE THEATRE TOILETS
AFTER WATCHING ENDGAME
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    • I just piss in the theater. No one has ever stopped me.
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    • If you spoil the avengers, you’re the reason you sit alone at lunch.
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    • long pong ching chong pow
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    • Did they literally just fucking re-feature an entire set
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    • Why is all my features the same things I've already seen? Like literally the same thing. I can still see my yellow smiley likes present on some features and comments :/
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    • At the end of endgame galactus comes and orange justices and destroy the earth then he yeets away in the thanos copter
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    • Anyone who spoils it should get shot in the knee caps
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    • Am I the only one who can hold it in for like 8-9 hours and be perfectly fine?
      Sir_leftus a month
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    • Why the fuck is there 900 features
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    • Harambe gets resurrected in End Game
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    • If guys peed at the same velocity as girls
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    • Fun fact: with that much pressure coming out of the tip of your penis, your entire penis would be ripped to shreds :)
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    • You people seriously cant ur piss for 3 hours? Damn
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    • After the dude pissed on the sun everything else was anticlimactic lmao
      LordOfTraps a month
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    • They should really bring back intermissions for movies like end game. Long movies half way through you get 5 minutes to refill your drink and popcorn and go to the bathroom
      Cioccolata_ a month
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    • It's theater you stinky European
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    • I use to come here for memes, everything is a fucking video now
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    • Niggas who got up to go piss are weak
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    • Yo suddenly I got 999 features to go through, anyone else have it change from 20 to 999
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    • Dude wtf is going on I have 1000 features
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    • Bro I just got out of endgame and I’ve been holding this deuce for 4 hours and I’m taking a mega shit in the theater bathroom it’s fucking intense
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    • Endgame was a lit movie and even though I already saw it I hope people leaking shit burn in hell
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    • If you cant hold your pee for more then 3 hours you have never been on a family road trip.
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    • Just go see the movie twice. Pee at different times. Problem solved.
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    • Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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    • A tale of legendary libido upvote so people can finally know the movie
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    • I work in a movie theater . Corporate called and said we have to have a 2 am showing of end game . I’m also a highschool student . So basically Thursday night into Friday morning I have to work until 3:00 am .. then be up by 6:00 am to get around for school :)
      Hellish_Emu a month
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    • Dude I had one of them pees that are better than sex
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    • Y’all are weak af if you can’t hold it for 3 hours, I don’t even piss in the 7 hours I’m at school
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    • But what about the pressure of pushing that much water that fast? It would probably put out the sun especially since his piss literally got to the sun within 5 seconds so thats alot of pressure
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    • The lotr movies and hobbit movies were all three hours. And besides three hours isn't a long time to go without peeing regardless of having a drink or not, i'd go seven hours without peeing just fine
      Ross_Gellar a month
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    • If you cant hold your piss for longer than 3 hours then you're weak
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    • Dudes pee reached the sun in 3 seconds meaning it was goin about 30 million mph
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    • Bruh right now I’m taking a shit and my girl texted me and I was mid wiping my ass so I stuck the toilet paper to the shit on my asshole, texted her back, then began to finish what I had started...
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    • Can your vaginas do that ladies?
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    • Alright so quick tip: think about sex and that will prolong your need to pee, good luck guys, and enjoy the movie
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    • I swear if someone on this app spoils the movie I will track them down and crack their skull open like and egg
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    • Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever gone piss after a three hour long movie?
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    • RIP Howard pots
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    • Hah imagine piss not being red
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    • Its an infinity stream
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    • Just look on Snapchat it says the best time to go is 55 minutes in. This is the scene where Hawkeye is found. But since we already know about his return it's a scene that you can skip
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    • Guys... thanos rapes iron man... THROUGH THE IRON
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    • I’m not really bothered with those films, I’ll watch it eventually but I don’t see all the hype, unpopular opinion. I prefer lotr etc
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    • WARNING: ENDGAME SPOILERS TWO COMMENTS BELOW, DO NOT SCROLL OR IT WILL BE SPOILED. THIS IS A COMMENT BUFFER TO PREVENT THE SPOILER FROM BEING THE FIRST THING ON THE COMMENTS SECTION SCREEN.
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    • I feel like that’s guys after no nut November
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    • Hey, at least there not taking a shit
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    • Imagine how good it would feel if you actually had to pee like that
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    • I can go through a whole day of school without peeing idk how people can’t sit through a 3 hour movie
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    • Can you not hold your pee for 3 hours do you not have that much control of your bladder that you can't hold it for that long are you a child?
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    • I think all of this 3 hours is too long to go without peeing is psychological. It is easy to go 3 hours without peeing when I'm at work or out somewhere but put me in a theater and even if it is an hour and a half movie I start fearing I will need to get up to pee.
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    • Sudden realization that I'm graduating in like 4 weeks
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    • Wow those people must be.............. pissed
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    • What in the piss just happened
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    • We LotR fans take no pity on you no bladder control betas.
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    • Most of y’all too young to remember the same hype as when the return or the king hit theaters and that movie was even longer than endgame
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    • Y’all act like there’s never been a 3 hour movie people want to see
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    • Or after a singular lord of the rings or hobbit movie.
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    • 3 hour long movies should have an intermission
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    • Does everyone else have theaters with reclining chairs or is everyone here a peasant
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    • So, everybody is freaking out about how Endgame is 3 hours. But, all of the LOTR/Hobbit Movies, are 3 hours or longer.
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    • It will be smart of the movie theaters to have an intermission. People will refill popcorn and drinks = more money.
      HydeWerven a month
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    • I will be going on an empty stomach and bladder. Bring my own empty cup(conceal a flask) buy a soda. Make small powerful drinks. Get drunk watch movie with least chance of needing to pee during.
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    • Do these people not know LoTR? The extendeds were an extra half an hour (hour for return of the king) to an already 3 hour movie! I think we’ll be fine
      SmokeStrike a month
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    • My theater serves alcohol. Might be a wild one
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    • when u hit her with the clit lick 5 finger ultra sucky vaccum 2000
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    • See I'm a trained professional and can make it 7 hours... Thank you nasty public school bathrooms
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    • Adding Water to the Sun would make it burn brighter not dim it
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    • I guess u can say that this is an Avengers Endgame leak
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    • For women it would be like a built-in jet pack
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    • Search up "spider gwen" on pornhub and you can find the whole into the spiderverse movie
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    • After not jacking off in 3 months
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    • “Chumps” -People who watched LOTR extended edition
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    • Ching chongs waving their ting tongs
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    • They should build restrooms in each theater with screens in each stall
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    • I love how every god damn feature is a video now and I'm in public almost all the time I use iFunny so I can't exactly enjoy the videos unless I re watch them at home.
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