• Everyone: “Alligators are very dangerous and
you should not go near or touch them"
People fro Florida:
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    • Imagine your species evolving for millions of years to be one of the most apex predators on the planet and one day you just get Yeeted into a pond by a dude who probably had a mullet
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    • Imagine being the closest living relative of a dinosaur to get yeeted into a pond by a squishy bag of bones and meat
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    • Imagine being around as long as the dinosaurs, with constant evolution to be one of the most fierce Carnivores on the planet, only to be yeeted by a random ass dude.
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    • Imagine you’re a badass in your mind and everyone fears you then some dude just walks up picks you up by your fucking ear and yeets you into the nearest body of water🤦🏽‍♂️
      Huxboy 15d
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    • When you yeet a fucking alligator
      yhufg 19d
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    • You know the funny thing this is true as a Floridian I can tell you this shit happens all the time if you haven't picked up or touched a gator you aren't a true Floridian. We literally have gator farms every where. Ever heard of adventurelanding? One near me has a bridge over gators to get in.
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    • Imagine being the closest relative to dinosaurs and one of the most dangerous predators on the planet just to get yeeted into a pond by a guy with an android
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    • For those who don’t know gators have very little opening power on their jaws, so if need be to stop a gator from doing anything get a firm hold around its mouth, itll still wiggle like a madman but at least it can’t bite
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    • He just yeeted a dinosaur back to where it belongs
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    • I like how every time this video is refeatured, it loses like 50 more pixels
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    • Dude probably had flip flops on
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    • "Congratulations, you're being rescued. Do not resist."
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    • Got yeeted
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    • This man just done yeeted a gator
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    • Millions of year of evolution defeated by....the vulcan neck pinch
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    • "No! Put me down human! I am threatening! I am dangerous! I'm at the top of the food chai-" *YEET*
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    • YEETED him to the pond
      enzoman 17d
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    • Did I just watch someone yeet an alligator
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    • That’s kinda fucked up, little dude was just chilling and you had to yeet his ass into the water
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    • Shit people grab gators and throw them in a pond or sumtin. Down here in Louisiana we grab gators look at them and yell one of two things. “Cheryl I gotchu a new pet!” Or “God damn Cheryl grab the pit we gon cook this sum bitch!!”
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    • PETA: breaking news, man harasses Crocodile, puts it in a choke hold, before dragging it through busy traffic, only to throw it into a pond, endangering the fishies, and the crocodile.
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    • El chompo
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    • It’s el chompo
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    • nyowm 19d
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    • I don't think you can could do that with an adult, but knowing about Floridians, they probably could
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    • There's a video where this little dog scares off 2 apligators as a bunch people watch and cheer it on then another alligator fucking eats it
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    • Did i just see a man yeet a alligator
      Prindle 19d
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    • Just imagine being one of the most dangerous predators and be directly descended from fucking dinosaurs just get yeeted by some chump with an Android
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    • Dude just yeeted a large angery snap mouth boi
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    • “GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!!!”
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    • As a person from florida, i can confirm that this is indeed how large dangerous reptiles (not just gators) are dealt with normally.
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    • My guy just yote a gator
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    • This bitch empty YEET
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    • I live in rural Florida, and it really do be like that
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    • He yeeted El Chompo
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    • #1 rule of Florida assume every body of water has an alligator in it
      zroku 19d
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    • Yaaaa YEET!!!
      Pack24 19d
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    • Yote that bitch
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    • Remember when that kid got eaten in Disney world? That was awesome.
      erik2 19d
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    • My uncle did this! Except the gator was his dick and the pond was my asshole.
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    • Adios El Chompo
      North_C 19d
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    • Yeet
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    • Is this “el champo”?
      renp 19d
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    • Do people not know how common these guys are in Florida? Literally found a little guy in our backyard this morning. It was the second time this week we’ve seen them
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    • He just fucking yeeted a fucking alligator
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    • PETA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
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    • "As a Floridian I can confirm we do this." -Floridian who has never done this
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    • He did that while taking a video. What an absolute chad
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    • PETA:
      AxelF 19d
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    • YAYEEETTTTT
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    • Can corfirm we yeet gators all the time no biggie
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    • Get back in the water you stupid fucking lizard
      Dupwe 19d
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    • Am from Florida can confirm, my dad and i tried to catch one to keep in our pool once XD
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    • Imagine being an animal that was blessed with being a predator that many other animals are afraid of, just to be yeeted by a crack head
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    • Did you guys know that even though gators have a powerful bite force their jaw can't open with that power so it can literally be rubberbanded shut and they couldnt do anything about it
      Biews 19d
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    • Imagine being a living tank, and feared by all, just to get yeet into a creek by a guy you know is wearing basketball shorts.
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    • Y e e t
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    • Don't touch gators! Floridans: YAH YEET!!
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    • Why did the alligator cross the road. Cause some fucker picked it up by its neck to throw in a river
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    • YEET THAT BITCH
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    • Did he just pick that alligator up by the neck and YEET it?
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    • why do people forget about Florida's equally insane state Louisiana
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    • Y E E T
      UrAThot 16d
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    • They're practically are useless if they physically can't bite you huh?
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    • I mean... You can hold a full sized gators mouth closed with just two fingers...
      Cyria 17d
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    • Alligator YEET
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    • People from Florida: y E E T
      ndrake 18d
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    • We just eat em in Louisiana.
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    • "How old are you?" "6. " Please get that reference
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    • This mf just yeeted a gater into a fucking pond
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    • show dat nibba who the top of the food chain is
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    • Mmmmmmm more pixels plz
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    • FuCkInG YEEEEEET
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    • YEET!
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    • Really if you aren't afraid of reptiles then a small gator like that isn't too intimidating as long as you stay away from its jaws or manage to grab and hold the jaws shut since their muscles are so weak.
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    • Come here you big stupid now yeet and begone!
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    • CoIe 18d
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    • This is completely true for some reason the internet trips when a video like this gets released but Florida Louisiana and parts of Mississippi don't give a fuck. I literally have no fear of alligators at all. The babies are cute
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    • Gators aren’t even scary and there small too crocodiles are what you should all fear cause there usually aggressive and big
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    • Floridans are just American Australians
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    • El chompo
      Nauke_ 19d
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    • That’s a fucking 3 month old alligator get off me
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    • Just yeeted that bitch back into the lake. 🤣🤣🤣
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    • Can I get more pixels on that
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    • Florida is the Australia of the United states
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    • *gangplank galleon stops*
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    • YETA*
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    • Fucking yeet
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    • Made him look like a total beta
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    • YEET
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    • YEET
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    • Florida man be like
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    • El chompo
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