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HE FROM SLAG LAYING DOWN THE GROUND RULES BEFORE HE GRANTS MY WISHES
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    • Maybe ask for a note book that anything you write in it becomes true
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    • An infinite pencil that moans everytime the lead breaks
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    • That’s actually pretty smart
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    • Just wish for more genies
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    • This was good but imagine someone walking by seeing you choke yourself alone in a car.
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    • He coked himself in his own car
      Onoona02 27 oct
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    • Wish for infinite genies instead.
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    • Or wish for the genie to not abide to those rules then wish for whatever
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    • OMG yes someone else figured it out I told my friend this before and he just looked at me like wtf
      AMacik 27 oct
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    • I'd just wish for the ability to make one thing come true per day, to confirm I want that to happen I have to snap twice.
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    • *turns the words into a 3d letters in real life* get fucked
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    • it’s a, it’s a uhhh, WISH LIST
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    • Wish that I could wish for more wishes
      Sillypoop 27 oct
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    • Wish to grant your own wishes. Or crazy intelligent so you could figure out how to do it yourself
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    • Okay that was funny
      Gaistaz 27 oct
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    • He writes down infinite wishes
      noonboy10 27 oct
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    • I wish cyberpunk didn't get delayed
      RamenKami 27 oct
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    • “You can’t wish them dead” “I wish they would randomly teleport into a pool of lava”
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    • so he asked to be choked and to be talked dirty to
      cm9720 27 oct
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    • I’d wish for three superpowers and just use those to make my life and the world a better place. Teleporting (myself and other people/object), the ability to clone and unclone people and things including myself, and the ability to shapeshifter myself and others (including my clones)
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    • I wish I could change the rules
      Reaper07 27 oct
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    • He never specified the amount of wishes I could be granted >:)
      LordChang 27 oct
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    • I would just wish for more genies
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    • My wishes would go like this: 1. Wish for parallel universes to exist (If they don’t already) 2. Be able to travel through parallel universes with ease. 3. Be able to travel through any specific parallel universe I want. Therefore, I can go to a parallel universe where everything is the same 1/2
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    • Wait....thats goddamn genius....MA!!! MA!! GET THE NOTEPAD OUT! WE'RE MAKIN WISHES!! MAAAAA!!!!!
      TheWack97 27 oct
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    • I only wish that I can be with my gf. She lives in another country and I miss her so much 😖😖😖
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    • Also suck my cock, no lust, just the best genie head
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    • Just wish for more genies
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    • “The genie from Aladdin,” bruh genies and other mythical stuff similar to them did not fuckin spawn from some disney movie
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    • I'm sorry, but that wasn't on the list
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    • Wish for more magic lamps?
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    • He wished to get choked
      Choclate 27 oct
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    • You act like he's not gonna make those words become sentient and go beat the shit out of you
      dekcolb 27 oct
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    • I jerked off to porkswords pfp. I am not ashamed
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    • Completely unrelated, but
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    • Fuckin underwater Mario 64 theme bruh
      bullet757 27 oct
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    • I wish I could watch him recoding this so I can see how foolish he looks choking himself without context
      j0hndoe 27 oct
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    • I wish for more genies.
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    • 1) Cancel out the rules set in place 2) Force you to become my genie slave so I get unlimited wishes 3) Every girl in the world, feels the pain of getting kicked in the nuts for 5 min
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    • That’s how everyone treats laws here now because there so strict. From new tax codes to gun laws :(
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    • I wish to be able to be immortalized and live for all of eternity. I wish to have unlimited money. I wish to be known for the best sex in the world. So there for, not gonna die, literally buy the fucking world, fuck anyone you want... lmao what more can you want??
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    • Lol but he cant noon him tho
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    • kroobtube 27 oct
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    • What if you wish the rules were different
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    • I thought of that one already
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    • There's a way around it. 1: I wish that all wishes were interpreted the way inwant them to be 2:I wish there were no rules regarding the wishes 3: I wish for (x) wishes. Thats if there are 3 wishes like in the lore
      TOPrami69 27 oct
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    • Wel fuc
      epic_wind 27 oct
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    • My plan was just more genies
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    • ask to become a god
      deusII 27 oct
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    • Wish for a wish a day. Boom. Simple.
      MrMikk 27 oct
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    • The first thing he wished for was to be choked by the genie
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    • I wish for no rules
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    • Theme from Mario playing in the background from one of the castles secret star levels in the room with the fish tanks.
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    • The people in the other cars watching a man choke himself
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    • Loopholes are loopholes.
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    • Just wish the genies rules don’t apply to you
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    • wish to be not ugly, everything else will come automatically
      theabbie 28 oct
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    • 1. I wish all my wishes from here on out come true 2. All wishes come with a take-backsie 3. Any & all legal or karmic repercussions are forgiven for the aforementioned wishes
      Kbiz3184 28 oct
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    • I wish for more genies
      420GetLit 28 oct
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    • I’ve put a lot of thought into my 3 wishes over the years and I think I’ve come up with the perfect combination (at least for me): 1) Ability to freeze time without aging 2) able to remember everything I see/hear 3) ability to manipulate probability
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    • I wish for your rules that you just stated to no longer be applied
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    • See, it’s pretty simple actually. Wish 1: i wish you had no rules. Wish 2: i wish for infinite wishes
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    • I wish we knew how to respond to yeah lol
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    • I wish to have infinite stamina
      KrazyWiz 28 oct
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    • You could also wish for a duplicate genie
      Ballsack1 28 oct
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    • That's it are those the only rules,okay,genie:what are you doing you wrote like 777,343,221 things already,me:
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    • I wish I could wish for anything I want
      Yatsuto 27 oct
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    • I’d that considered a loophole
      Yatsuto 27 oct
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    • Just wish to have the powers of an unrestrained genie (like one that isn't stuck in a lamp)
      goldehat 27 oct
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    • I want another genie
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    • “I wish there were no limitations on the wishes you could grant.”
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    • Wish granting book everytime i write something down it comes true then wish the book never ends and finally genies freedom
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    • I wish for the ability to make anything appear or disappear
      GI_Cheems 27 oct
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    • That was good.
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    • 1. I wish to be the most powerful thing both inside of & outside of both reality & fiction without any drawbacks or strings attached. Aka unlimited power but said more clear because genies are jerks
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    • You know, now that I think about it, the genie from Aladin didn’t say he couldn’t have wished for more wishes
      MrMister 27 oct
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    • I wished for big, mommy, milkers and i havent gotten them yet 😤
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    • I’ve thought about genie wishes before and I would wish for the ability to change into any fictional character at anytime. This way I can be not only an amazing cosplayer. But ALSO just write fictional stories to create any character and powers I want to change into.
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    • Cringe
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    • Wish that you could wish for more wishes
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    • Damn
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    • If he put any “i” statements on there, they’re happening to the paper, not him
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    • I wish I got 3 wishes per personality. I now wish for _ personalities
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    • The piece of paper would change so that everything written on it becomes a different true statement
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    • I wish everytime I snapped my finger, my wishes would cone true...BOOM, just glitched the Matrix!!
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    • Fucking genius
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    • Okay I got the rules.. just let me write down my total options eh?
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    • "the words on the paper change into 'true'."
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    • "1st wish: I wish I was a genie. 2nd wish: I wish I was free. 3rd wish: I wish you were free." (Now we're genie bros)
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    • A bunch of letters walking around
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    • Just wish for no rules
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    • Just wish that you could grant your own wishes
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    • I wish I could win any bet I make
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    • Smart fuck
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    • Oh my god
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    • He said he didnt wanna noon anyone
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    • Dang, this was funny right up until it wasn’t
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    • I would wish to have fairy god parents to grant my every wish like Cosmo and Wanda XD
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