if i ever sme you
on my owner again will fuck
yes.
this
dog
Reallybro_ Reallybro_
30 sep 2020
if i ever sme you on my owner again will fuck yes. this dog
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
mommy milkers
word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
still_attackontitan still_attackontitan
8 may
mommy milkers word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts. Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Spartakiss Spartakiss
9 jun
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you
did miss a page
SynthWavez SynthWavez
22 jan 2021
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you did miss a page
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ?
Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000?
OWILL_EN
I'll do it for free I miss her
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
23 sep 2020
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ? Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000? OWILL_EN I'll do it for free I miss her
Did the photographer just pull his
dick out or something?
Oreos_ Oreos_
11 dec 2020
Did the photographer just pull his dick out or something?
child: dad I got you a present.
dad: wow a bag child: no inside
dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
CJ_meme_lord CJ_meme_lord
25 dec 2020
child: dad I got you a present. dad: wow a bag child: no inside dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
Someone please feed the poor kid
okay_a_stolen_porch okay_a_stolen_porch
10 nov 2020
Someone please feed the poor kid
CERTIFIED MEEP
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Xlsiorrr
25 sep 2020
CERTIFIED MEEP SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
when you don't know how to whistle so you keep trying
as
ZJAM1996
29 oct 2020
when you don't know how to whistle so you keep trying as
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck