• Don't Order A T-Bone
Steak From IHOP
I used to be a server at IHOP.
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    • It doesn’t even actually do the bit the caption talks about
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    • i like how they cut off the part about the steak
      snorty 19 jul
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    • What the fuck did this have to do with a steak
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    • If I had a dollar for every time some stand up comedy bit was ruined by a caption
      GAlNS 17 jul
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    • Excuse me. I was promised steak. Or are you going to tell me that you’re out of that too? *looks him up and down*
      Achor 19 jul
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    • This is why captions suck dick.
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    • The caption is from an older time that this was featured when it was longer. The person who uploaded this did the minimal amount of effort and cut the video in half while keeping the dumbass caption. Good job retard
      Phsh 19 jul
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    • There is no steak steak is just a myth
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    • The steak part
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    • Someone out there has GOT to tell me his name. This guy is funnier than bill Cosby was b4 we found out he's a bad guy
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    • Didn't even get to the good part about the fucking steak. Garbage edit.
      DangaZone 19 jul
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    • I remember this post from 2017-2018 lol
      johnoy 19 jul
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    • Thank u caption, very cool
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    • They didn't even fucking talk about the T-bone bit the fuck
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    • The caption blue balled us all
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    • Awesome! Whoever posted this chopped the video in half and posted the first half. I hope your potato chips scratch the back of your throat!
      Bitwit 19 jul
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    • There is no steak, take off your bones
      TheFord 19 jul
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    • Fake smoking weed and being big are mutually exclusive
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    • Lol Big Nigga
      4Pep 18 jul
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    • Puts a caption but doesn't include the joke the caption is about. Good fucking job
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    • Wow I can’t wait to learn why I shouldn’t order a t bone steak from I Hop
      DH5656 19 jul
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    • What's the comedians name?
      MudBug954 18 jul
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    • Whats his name? Id like to see the whole special
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    • Uuhhhhh there is no steak. Uuuhhhh take off your clothes.
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    • There was nothing about T-bones from IHOP
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    • Since this user wrongfully shared this video without tagging the comedian I’ll have to ask. Does anybody know his name??
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    • Who is he
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    • so what happened with the t bone
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    • Last time this was featured, I got tc by saying "He's genuinely funny" when it was still in collective, and 200 of you cunts decided to reply racist shit or talk about his weight or say he wasn't funny.
      Szasz 20 jul
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    • Wow way to not include the joke in the title
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    • I want IHOP now
      Truck_kun 19 jul
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    • There is no tooth fairy there is no Easter bunny and there is no T-bone steak
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    • I went to work after smoking weed once and I had a fucking blast serving people their food while high as a kite lol
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    • Great idea: how bout we just ignore the captions instead of bitching every meme
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    • Ok holy shut of all useless captions this has got to be the worst one ever
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    • Never seen a fat black dude that wasn’t hilarious
      futurefly 19 jul
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    • Dude so fat if a shark ate em, it a have high blood pressure.
      kanep0e 19 jul
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    • They didn’t even get to the T-bone steak part. DISLIKE!
      DylanYuhi 19 jul
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    • So don’t order steak at ihop cause we will foreplay with the customer?
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    • This man is really funny what’s his name? And sauce on the rest of the vid?
      Caligoo 19 jul
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    • What the fuck did the caption even have to do with it?
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    • Big guys are miles funnier then big girls
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    • Guys this guy did a joke about ihop t bone steaks. It was featured a long time ago but i guess they thought it was this one
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    • How does this have 50 thousand likes. Do those people like being lied to?
      justjarad 22 jul
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    • unofficialmemer is a grade A retard who agrees
      Linkachu 20 jul
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    • Who is this guy?
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    • I love how when people started laughing at the pause he smiled like"I did it, damn I was so nervous but I did it"
      epicx23 19 jul
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    • Ohh so that's why you dont order steak from ihop
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    • You cut it before the best part
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    • Dude is Leonard Ouzts
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    • And this was about steak how again?
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    • Now, I don’t mean no disrespect but, how can someone think Steak’n’eggs counts as a breakfast meal?
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    • Hehe fat guy loves food!!! So funny 😳
      GodKitty 19 jul
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    • Can we bring back GUYS HE SAID WEED LAUGH
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    • Turkey bacon is better than regular bacon fight me
      Ninjahat 19 jul
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    • Yes, yes, the caption, whatever you will say about it, I already know
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    • Haha fat man eat soooo funny
      Syluxion 19 jul
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    • Wow thank God for that caption or I would've had no idea wtf goin on!
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    • Just some unrelated advice with the video I guess
      lolrobby 22 jul
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    • His name is Leonard Ouzts and this is like 4-ish years old.
      kedah 22 jul
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    • Yea im never gonna order a steak after what i just heard
      Kobe42020 22 jul
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    • Who tf scrambles eggs with provolone??
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    • So..no steak?
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    • Astronaut 1: There’s.. no steak? Astronaut 2: *gun pointing at Astronaut 1’s head* Never was.
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    • Sauce?
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    • What’s his name?
      JJBries 21 jul
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    • I was waiting for him to talk about the steal but for real if you order a T-bone from IHOP or Denny's you're an absolute baboon
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    • If this was a fat woman you'd all be hating on her, you fucking cunts!
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    • Bless the guy who wooed. Stand up is vulnerable and stressful af and it's a huge confidence booster and relaxer when people in the audience react super positively to jokes
      Muser38 21 jul
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    • What's that guys name
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    • I love this guy
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    • Who the fuck orders a steak from iHOP anyways?
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    • Why did you remove the best part
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    • This is the kind of body positivity we need lmao. Comedic but not trying to pass it off as healthy
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    • I like turkey bacon
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    • People who eat t bones don’t know what they like... it’s literally a strip steak and a filet In the same cut of meat
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    • Y do i still have ifunny there is only like 5k of us that are real and some how we still get shitty captions
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    • Nic4
      Garah00 20 jul
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    • Bruh. Steak and eggs? Real nigga breakfast right thurr. I know some of you spooks ain’t awake till 2:39 but anyways
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    • The caption lied
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    • Worst job I ever had was being served at IHOP.
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    • the caption is just advice
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    • But I still wanna order the t-bone
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    • Lame af
      presetts 20 jul
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    • That's a dislike from me dawg, would've been fine if they fucking included the steak bit
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    • The steak is a lie
      couchboy 20 jul
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    • Who is this funny motherfucker
      Nasakid 20 jul
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    • You promised me steak and then spat in my face
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    • The steak is a lie.
      Deemosus 20 jul
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    • Same humor as Gabriel Iglesias lol
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    • Look boyo! A funny comedian!
      DoodleDH 20 jul
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    • They cut off the part with the steak bit
      Browwn 20 jul
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    • Too bad they cut the video and for before the caption related. Also the test is great anyway
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    • Where is the Tbone steak? Is it safe? Is it alright?
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    • This is the dumbest shot I’ve seen all day
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