CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
24 sep 2020
"Don't hit the can@"
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area.
He eventually died waiting at the bus stop.
Source : @blowingfacts365
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 sep 2020
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area. He eventually died waiting at the bus stop. Source : @blowingfacts365
can't see shit
126743
8 dec 2020
can't see shit
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound
just like your husband
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
4 oct 2020
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
LOWATCHA Doin
CC) Ba
You wee
To Do?
PuffySenpai PuffySenpai
24 sep 2020
LOWATCHA Doin CC) Ba You wee To Do?
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded
by lots of smait, wondertul frreods
can't see that happening.
thehoppingbunbun thehoppingbunbun
24 nov 2020
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smait, wondertul frreods can't see that happening.
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER
HOW SHE LooKeD
YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
Carbon_Based_Lifeform Carbon_Based_Lifeform
21 dec 2020
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER HOW SHE LooKeD YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
humourtising Follow
Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT!
Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein
SONIC
Corn dogs come on a wooden
Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
FACEPALM99 FACEPALM99
22 sep 2020
humourtising Follow Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT! Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein SONIC Corn dogs come on a wooden Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold!
Me: But I wanna save my g-
Tutorial:
aid we upgrading today
TrixieColette TrixieColette
8 mar
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold! Me: But I wanna save my g- Tutorial: aid we upgrading today
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar
Never stick your head in hole to see what's in
there...
Never stick your head in hole to see what's in there...
Everything tastes better with a little nut
Even the gremlin likes it!
twingamerr4lifez5 twingamerr4lifez5
19 may
Everything tastes better with a little nut Even the gremlin likes it!
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
jdub1559
25 may
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Bumo64 Bumo64
26 sep 2020
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.