• Doctor, follow me. Son, have you
used drugs in the last 48 hours?
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    • Dont lie to your doctors. They arent cops, and they arent going to judge you, whatever you did theyve probably seen a lot worse
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    • Honestly your doctor isn't your dad or a cop tell them you raw dogging bitches and smoking weed so they can get you the right treatment. Also sometimes and ekg or xray gonna rack you up 2k so make sure you don't scam yourself
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    • Scrubs is better than Grey's Anatomy
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    • For those of you wondering, the show is called Xavier Renegade Angel
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    • Doctors cant share confidentialy shared information. That breaks doctor patient confidentiality and is illegal so u would have a case against them. Also u can't get a warrant on suspected drug use, as it is speculation and they dont have facts
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    • The doctor told told the truth though.
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    • This is still my favorite tv show. Except for season 9. Fuck you season 9
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    • Let guy took the word FleshLight to an entire different level
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    • Gotta love scrubs
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    • " Chocolate bear " lol
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    • Scrubs is a masterpiece, I wish they still made episodes or had it streaming on Netflix, they took it off a couple years ago
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    • Dr Jan Itor
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    • Haha fortnite dance guy is sad
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment for nudes if you want
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    • I don't even use drugs but I'd say I use drugs anyways just to make sure
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    • Thank god they stopped at 8 seasons. So glad they made season 8 and stopped.
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    • My dad would tell his doc about all the shit he did illegal or not his doc was cool as fuck
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    • What is this from?
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    • That's a good mind fuck, but it's the only way I would admit using drugs to my dr., they've got to know by now, they're not that dumb
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    • Yea thanks Dr. House already told me this
      Cooliokat 26 jun
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    • Dooberton 26 jun
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    • Scrubs is the best
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    • More Scrubs features please
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    • Fuck, now I have to re-binge this. Including the last 2 seasons.
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    • Chocolate bear
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    • Ok but for real though, there are actual laws in place protecting you from incriminating yourself when speaking to healthcare providers. Yes: even if you're a minor. So if you do lie to your doctor about things like drug use, underage drinking, or sexual activity, you're retarded.
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    • Isn’t this the guy that got his dance stolen by fortnite
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    • "why so sad chocolate bear"
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    • I miss this show!!!
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    • Bro please don't be an idiot and just fucking tell your doctors the truth.
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    • I never understood why people lie to Healthcare professionals. They can't help you if you're too stupid to tell the truth.
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    • Didn't the guy with the flashlight work there? Or am I thinking of a different dude
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    • Everyone dies.
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    • Gotta hospital full of lefties in there
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    • Yall know the white guy beat up a small child on a punkd skit that went horribly wrong
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    • Why do so many people lie to doctors and theropists and stuff like bitch boy there not gunna call 911 cuz you say yes to smoking once time when you were 14 (or being actually addicted)
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    • Fortnite default dance guy
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    • Everybody that's talking about being truthful to the doctor is right, but fuck psychologists and involuntary hospitalization
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    • See my problem is that I have military doctors, who are required to rat on me for certain stuff if it will affect my ability to work
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    • Chocolate bear. Thats so fucking gay
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    • When he called him chocolate bear I thought they were together.
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    • One of my favorite shows of all time
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    • Hands down the second best medical show
      Nilusi 29 jun
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    • #fakedoctorsrealfriends podcast
      supx 29 jun
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    • I love their friendship
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    • Is this Scrubs? Because I fucking love that show
      YoungBean 29 jun
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    • Did you upload the whole episode
      ebru 29 jun
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    • Did he call him chocolate bear
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    • Everybody lies House M.D. said it first 😭
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    • What's the show called?
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    • House is still my favorite show
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    • V
      _1__1___ 29 jun
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    • This is where the default dance came from
      Corbyn 29 jun
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    • There’s another medical show that’s partially based on the everyone lies thing and if you name it I’ll love you
      vincam27 29 jun
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    • Lmao chocolate bear
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    • Quick question. I know about doctor patient confidentiality and that it most definitely applies to ther@pists (Ifunny wont let me say that word). Are they required to tell your family about your mental issues?
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    • Just default dance already.
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    • I’m a nurse and my patients are way too honest with me, which, depending on the day, is either really funny or just shuts my brain down for the day. We can’t and don’t tell anyone anything you tell us. But when I ask if you do drugs, it'because certain medications don’t mix well with certain drugs.
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    • Jan Itter dead?!?
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    • I tell them I smoke weed, they dont care about anything other than your money and health... in that order
      deb8able 29 jun
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    • Love that show but honestly janitor is a dick
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    • I loved that show! Scrubs
      dirtymoz2 29 jun
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    • That’s houses line tho aint it? Everybody lies
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    • Deadass never lie to your health care professionals, they can’t and won’t report you doing anything, but do NEED to know what’s going on in your system.
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    • Lying to your doctor's will only make it harder for them to help you.
      Remedie 28 jun
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    • “Everybody lies” IS GREG HOUSE’s LINE
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    • Chocolate bear sounds like a nickname for a black buff gay guy
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    • So you think my name is Turk Turkleton?
      Rums 28 jun
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    • Tell your nurse the whole story, they’ll give the doctors the gist because 9/10 times the doc already made a decision on what he’s going to do before he even sees you based on what the nurse tells him
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    • Wtf. I was expecting to see the whole episode
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    • scrubs was better when it was on NBC
      NetWhat 28 jun
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    • S c r u b s
      BlkBon 28 jun
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    • Scrubs and HouseMD 😍
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    • Giving off House M.D. vibes
      Deanp17 28 jun
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    • I’m listening to JD and Turks podcast right now. Fake Doctors, Real Friends. Listening to the Brendan Fraser episode atm. But best show ever
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    • To think someone watched Scrubs and was like huh... and that's how the Fleshlight was made both scares and excites me
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    • Herb
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    • Highkey looks like knockoff house
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    • I fuckin love this show lol
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    • Lie to your doctors. You can't trust them.
      RacismCEO 28 jun
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    • Chocolate beaaarrrr lmaaaooo
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    • So is that what we do for memes now? Post long segments of episodes with no edits? I’ll just watch scrubs damn
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    • Some random clip from scrubs is getting featured now?
      skipjerk 28 jun
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    • Scrubs is the best show that has ever existed
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    • Scrubs is the best show in this side of the century and if you don't think so, why? Why have you not watched it? Why have you forsaken yourself?
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    • Loved this show. Even the spin off season
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    • forbidden fleshlight
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    • Bruh “everybody lies” is deadass a house line
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    • Dr Jan Itor is really funny to me. It shouldn’t be but it is
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    • No
      ItsObama 28 jun
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    • is this the default dance guy?
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    • Great show
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    • Rip off of House MD
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    • I'll admit I've lied about using percocet, I had in in my system when I got my wisdom teeth out and I still couldn't tell the truth it was mad stupid
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    • where can I stream this show? I've never watched it
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