• Do you want a Great Dane? Y dk
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    • I wish they had a longer life span. They are just like that though, complete idiots but it's adorable
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    • Yes but they die fast
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    • They are the biggest idiots I’ve ever meet. Always sweet though
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    • We had 3 in our lives. Amazing dogs but they don’t last too long. RIP Happy, Honey, and Hughey.
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    • I had my polo since I was a baby. We grew up together and he was 14. He passed on Christmas last year. He was a Great Dane but acted like a damn cat. I loved him.
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    • I have a 10 year old and 7 year old Great Dane. They're both very good girls. Unfortunately, they're sister passed away last week and we've been extremely sad. It's very quiet now. We will miss her because she was family. She was happy to the end though. The last picture I got of her was perfect.
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    • I have a grate Dane mastive and he is only six months old and I love that little dumbass to death
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    • This is my boy, he’s 7 months and 140lbs
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    • As a Dane owner can confirm big dumbass yes, but bigger love yes.
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    • Danes are all chaotic dumbasses
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    • Picked up this lil dane 2 weeks ago, she is quite awkward
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    • "You're not a pretzel" the dog "or am i?"
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    • I want all of them
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    • I had a Great Dane.A little sad though, he was abused by his previous owner and dropped off in the middle of nowhere a couple of times. We just didnt have enough space for him so some people offered to take him. They raised Great Danes for years. They came and picked him up. I still miss him.
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    • This is ours.
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    • Their like giant puppies who dont know their own strength
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    • Son of a Dane breeder here! Great Danes are a very smart breed, and are great dogs for starting your family! They’re very playful and operate almost to the degree of a person! Here’s my two current Danes!
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    • Yes you do. This is Bella. Although she only had an 8 year life, she was the best part of my childhood. The best dog. I’ll always love you, Bella! 💖
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    • This is the best
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    • No, I want a pit bull, a Rottweiler and a German Shepard and I’m gonna love them and train them up when they’re pups.
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    • My family had a great dane and she used to stand up on her back legs and put her front legs on my moms shoulders to dance. That dog was the sweetest, a gentle giant.
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    • Who wouldn't want their own little scoob
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    • I love my dane, we are getting another one next week, and I am so happy. Those videos are a perfect example of why you gotta love them
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    • We had one when we were kids we would ride him like a horse a lot and his hips were going bad but when my mom got a puppy it was eating out of his bowl and he bit it's eye and it died so they had to put him down but his name was moose
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    • My "little" buddy, Shadow. Pain in my ass but he's a great dog. Just turned 6 in March. Great Danes are amazing.
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    • Title corrected: So you want a Great Dane?
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    • I had two of these wonderful baby horses loved them more then some of my own family and I miss them both ...but once u get a Dane u won’t want any other dog
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    • Great Dane on 4 legs= dog | Great Dane on 2 legs = boogie man
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    • Why is nobody, talking about the great dane running on water
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    • My mom has 2 blue speckled great Danes. They're sweetie pies that don't lick or jump on anyone. She is known around the neighborhood for taking her evening jog with her 2 miniature horses(the Danes)
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    • Scoob
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    • I love Great Danes. We had a Great Dane named buddy. We adopted him when he was 3 years old. He sadly died about 6 or 7 because one of our neighbors poisoned him. He never barked or caused trouble. I don’t know why they’d do that.
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    • We sadly had to put down my boxer/great dane mix after 11 amazing years thankfully she never had any health problems and lived a long and happy life... Great Danes are amazing dogs I highly recommend you get one!
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    • Got one
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    • Great Danes are amazing pets but they only live 8-10 years 😔😫😭
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    • They are very beautiful dogs. My grandpa used to have a bunch.
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    • My wife wants a great Dane
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    • Irish wolfhounds are the same. Dopey and no idea how big they are, slightly larger than a Great Dane though
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    • Yes, I think I do.
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    • They are fully retarded I guarantee it...
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    • Giant shit streaks on your carpet... yeah I don’t think I want a great dane
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    • We have 4 right now, overall though we’ve had 7
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    • ChicksWithWhips I require one
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    • This makes me sad, because my great dane is 13 years old and I fear he may not have much time left. He's still very active, he drinks a lot of water, etas plenty of food. He went through a period where he started having a ton of accidents on the floor, yet somehow I think his excersise is helping hi
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    • The Great Dane has you
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    • I had 2. One passed 4 years ago and my other is noticably more sad. Now the second is on her way out. She is having a hard time controlling her bathroom habits
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    • Great Danes are the best, his name is Phoenix
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    • We had a great dane in my neighborhood but he died BC uts owner didn't tie him up and he was pretty his name was ballsy he got hit by a car in front of a cemetery
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    • Yes
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    • My neighbor has 2 big ass Great Danes, while I have Shepard’s
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    • Yes
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    • Big dumbasses, i love them
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    • That's a hard YESSSSSSS from me.
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    • I love boxers and Huskies tho. A great Dane would break my heart. I'd get so attached and then...
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    • White women be like “how’s their dick game tho?”
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    • Yes.
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    • "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Deuteronomy 23:1
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    • 8bitCorgi I want one!🥺💗
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    • More puppy to love the bigger they are. 😄
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    • Goofy bastards I love them
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    • My red nose pit bull is such a good dog, he turns 15 in January and I know he’ll die soon. But we’re lucky. He doesn’t have any long standing health issues. No hip or back problems, no rotten teeth, no joint problems... but he’s fading. His hearing is starting to go, and the vet says he’s....
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    • I got 2 Great Danes
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    • no.
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    • The part when he hugs the puppy <3
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    • A family friend had a great dane that hated children cause he was always getting rocks thrown at him over a fence. Still one of my favorite smelly ass dogs though
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    • I love them but I really wish us as a species would stop breeding dog breeds that have health issues
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    • Yes
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    • Mine consumed a baby rabbit in one gulp. Literally put his mouth over it and it was gone
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    • Hump day
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    • Big dogs > little dogs
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    • Want a sheltie?
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    • I have Great Dane that got shipped in from Germany and lemme just say, them Germans must be at it again because this bitch is 2 years old and weighs 170 and it’s just pure muscle.
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    • we used to have two, Ziggy and Diezel. Diezel is 14 right now 😬
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    • Hasu i want
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    • Here’s mine. Her name is Lily
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    • I got two and they're probably the best dogs I've ever had, I both love em till the end of the earth
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    • Yesyezyeysysye I really want one now
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    • yes
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    • No
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    • My great dane has managed to live all the way to age 12 and shes still kickin somehow. Shes definitely got some small issues with her hips but she still clinbs stairs easy and jumps onto our beds no problem
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    • I would love to have one but it's sad when they get older.
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    • I got 3 pure bred great danes and i love them all. They are amazing dogs and VERY lazy. Goofy tho when they want love
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    • I once babysat for a family with a Great Dane and those guys are fucking precious
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    • I’ll take your entire stock!
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    • I think you mean do I want another great dane!
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    • Absolutely
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    • Great Danes are the best dogs. I have 3 and they're all afraid of my tiny kitten
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    • Hell yea my grandma used to breed em
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    • I like the ones with lots of hair that are super fluffy. But they pass away so fast and have so many health problems
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    • I just lost my 9 yr old great Dane, had to put him down because it was winter and icy and he could barely walk as is, he just wouldn't have enjoyed the winter and would need someone to basically carry him, yeah carry a 160 pound dog
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    • I wish they lived longer
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