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    • Called the suicide hotline once and they put me on hold for 20 plus minutes with elevator music.
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    • Gold
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    • I want to have this as my voicemail
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    • Must be an extension of the VA
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    • This was perfect
      SCHNEES 15 aug
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    • “After the beep, wait for the beep”
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    • Hi , im calling for my friend Abed with asburgers and who knows what else. He pretty much has all these thimgs so WTF do i press
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    • They forgot the option of when you’re horny
      renp 13 aug
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    • This use to be my cousins voice-mail 😆
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    • Ya know it might as well be this since the actual hotline is awful
      NotLiquid 13 aug
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    • Haven’t herd this in a long time.. love it, thank you
      Kristin49 13 aug
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    • I love this
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    • Nobody ever picks up. I remember a while back being laid down on a field at 4 in the morning with 3 months worth of medication ready to go and I thought fuck it and they left me on hold for around an hour. Literally laid there until half past five with elevator music on loud speaker in the pitch dar
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    • Is there a number I could call to listen to this specific voicemail?
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    • The sad thing is I believe this might actually happen in the US
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    • Isn't this a Robin Williams joke
      DTH1996 13 aug
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    • if you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership AAHHHHHHHHHHH
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    • Love ot
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    • Anyone remember Humor Hotlines?
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    • If you are mute please say 1
      Nasher98 12 aug
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    • 3, 4, 5, 6
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    • Nice
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    • 1. 1 11111111111111. 1. There i think I did it. 1 just for good measure
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    • RIP Robin Williams. May your afterlife be brighter than the world you left behind
      mp3some 12 aug
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    • I lagit set this for my voicemail for 3 years
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    • It's an older meme but it checks out
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    • I used to have this for a ringtone a long time ago
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    • Sounds bout right
      trewor24 12 aug
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    • Nigga what the hell?
      Rembrandt 12 aug
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    • Still funny, but this was my voicemail message when I had a flip phone. In 2003 maybe?
      sarah285 12 aug
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    • I now have a greater understanding of mental disorders after that than when anyone has yelled it at me
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    • My subconscious says press 9
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    • Ah! Death grips reference!
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    • Almost blew my brains out. Didn't call anybody, hell didn't really mention it to anyone. Not in person, Only said it to one or two peeps on a snap. One kinda laughed, the other caught on and called my ass and was like 'eyyy lets hang out'
      Komu 12 aug
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    • This shit got me tweaking I just got out the mental hospital
      lelle2 12 aug
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    • Back in the day i set this as my voicemail. Old flip phones were the best. You could download anything as a voicemail bahaha
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    • Why did I watch it all the way through?
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    • Sooo i need somebody to pres 23456789 and figry with the key till i hang up?
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    • Nice.
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    • How do I get this as an audio file, I want it as my voice-mail
      mrnewfe 12 aug
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    • Twiztid did a skit like this and in my opinion it’s better. If you wanna check it out look up twiztid psychopathic psychiatric hotline skit
      poop_dogg 12 aug
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    • Why is a dyslexic calling a mental health hotline?
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    • This was my dads ringtone. Don't ask why
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    • Dude, this shit is from 2008
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    • University student health center be like
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    • I love listening to this, no matter how many times I see it
      The_Lime 11 aug
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    • Omg this voice-mail app i used to have it. It was awesome there were other funny voice-mail you could pick
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    • Is this a Death Grips reference???
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    • This may be my favorite one ever
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    • Finally found it.
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    • Fuckin classic
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    • If your smart get stickbugged lol
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    • Fucking classic
      Gruntius 11 aug
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    • God this is ancient. This used to be in a list of funny hotlines you could call. Not sure if it's still a thing but this was like 10 years ago.
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    • This was my old boss' voicemail
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    • Humor Hotline. Look it up.
      927383 11 aug
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    • My ringtone
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    • A classic
      Dickitung 11 aug
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    • Didn't Robin Williams make this joke
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    • Guess I'll call back when people want to talk to me
      DBWhale 11 aug
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    • Must be the service the VA uses
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    • My suicide is gonna be fucking spectacular y'all stay posted
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    • It's called Youmail. Free app on the app store. Let's you put custom voicemail on and also blocks scam calls. httpsinvite.youmailcom/xxjD0PgXR8
      wisco 11 aug
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    • I have a self diagnosed mental disorder
      noonblm 11 aug
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    • Same energy
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    • Beautiful.
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    • Ha I’m dyslexic and I can press 696996969
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    • This is my ringtone
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    • Dam this is old... But it still checks out.
      Velicey 11 aug
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    • This some ancient shit
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    • Very well made good job
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    • I love this
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    • I was just telling my dad about this video two nights ago
      Fuzznutz 11 aug
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    • This reminds me of my dad, he used to have this as his voice mail
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    • Got it for my friends ringtone. Zedge is a great app
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    • Seriously, they featured this shit again. God this app is fucked
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    • My dad had that as his voicemail and people would fall for it all the time
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    • I had this as my voice mail for the longest time when I was a kid
      Nico_Boco 11 aug
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    • Nice
      _frosty_ 11 aug
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    • Nice
      ewww 11 aug
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    • Best voicemail app out there - Youmail
      shaun09 11 aug
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    • goddamn
      HiChew 11 aug
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    • Robin Williams was my spirit animal.
      irmino 11 aug
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    • This is my ringtone
      shred15 11 aug
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    • Gah damn this is old
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    • This is very funny
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    • Nice
      B_rock 11 aug
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    • What if they retarded?
      Mad_Laden 11 aug
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    • Dyslexia is to struggle with letters, dyscalculia is for numbers...so for me your joke failed...so you can suck on dysnuts
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    • Penny Penny Penny
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    • That's real Irish humour. Love it 😂😂😂
      buzz_boy 11 aug
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    • Ah shit, bye folks
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    • Seven
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    • What if I can't shit
      Rhxx 11 aug
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    • for some reason this is bery soothing to listen to
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    • Repost
      omegapool 11 aug
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    • Pain.
      Pporn_if 11 aug
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    • Yo targeting much
      AquaPrim3 11 aug
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    • I remember hearing this on my Razor
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