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    • Pets do make good make company
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    • The reason my dad never wanted a dog became apparent last month it took almost a year for that dog to become one of his best friends and last month we lost him my dad was so torn that was when I realized that he didn’t hate dogs he just loved them too much and when they died it hurt everyone
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    • It’s not that dads don’t want pets it’s that they know you dumb fucks won’t take care of it and it’ll be up to him to feed and care for it
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    • Dads and dogs go together so well because the dog can't say anything to annoy the dad
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    • My dog loves ice cream
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    • i don’t have a dad
      _Oppy 24 jun
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    • That's cute
      Anna_E 23 jun
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    • Dads don’t want a dog because they aren’t ready to lose another dog. You brought them their new best friend that they know they’re going to lose some day.
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    • my dads the fuckin weird one then, he wants a fuckin 5 acre ranch full of fuckin dogs of all breeds
      ATexanGuy 24 jun
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    • Tha- that tune, that god damn tune
      Siggy32 24 jun
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    • Wish my dad did that. We once agreed to get a family pet and when i brought it home he was mad we loved it so he tried throwing it outside and would lock it in a kennel. We rehomed our pet to a relative.
      81Paladin 24 jun
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    • Prolly Texas cauee we treat our dogs like our best friend
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    • So glad he didn't swap ice creams. But yeah we do be getting attached tho to them little shits we never wanted.
      KOmedic 25 jun
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    • Once a dad, always a dad. Taking care of his child
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    • My brother is getting a sidecar for his motorcycle so he can bring his dog with him on rides... my family is going to surprise him with a helmet and goggles made for dogs
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    • Guys I know no one cares and The only replies I’ll get will be super toxic, but I got a kitten today and this is exactly how it was 😂
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    • PorkSword 24 jun
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    • Why make 3 screens instead of just making the original screen bigger
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    • I want my dick to be sucked by tails
      SonicREAL 24 jun
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    • My dog once snatched the remaining half of my 5 pound chocolate bar I bought at Hershey Resort off of the table and ate it. Lived to tell the tale, too.
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    • You don't want one until you have one, then you can't imagine life without them
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    • Fact: ice cream can give your dog an upset tummy because it has dairy in it. BUT! There is such thing as dog icecream that lacks dairy. Try almond milk ice cream, it lacks dairy so they can have some too!
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    • Looks exactly like my dog Bo
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    • Dogs are an investment, but once you're paying for it you may as well love it
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    • Song is The Entertainer, for anybody who's been living under a rock
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    • Lol that’s kinda true but my dad still says biggest mistake he made in terms of house cleanliness.
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    • Features were shit, take a look at this animation I made instead
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    • There’s an ice cream shop right by my house that sells doggy cones. I bring my dog there ever so often and the workers have me come around back and they play with him for a bit
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    • The man bit his ice cream...
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    • What is the name of this song?
      Lennny 24 jun
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    • Go pet your dog, this is an order.
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    • Could have just played the video instead of putting retarded filters over it
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    • That man is enjoying life
      Sileevio 24 jun
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    • my dad said no so we got a cat
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    • This is honestly white people, we just want peace.
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    • Wholesome
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    • You just gotta accept it and be best friends
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    • Jewel 24 jun
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    • He gave his dog the bigger one, too
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    • I wish that ice cream was my cock
      GFriend 24 jun
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    • BunnyLord 24 jun
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    • Pets aren’t that good of company
      OnIySatan 24 jun
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      pinkpeaches 24 jun
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    • People shouldn't do this to dogs.
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    • What is the music? I've heard it somewhere before?
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    • They say that because they end up having to take care of the dog because the children are lazy fucks.
      DN13 28 jun
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    • All dads want a dog, but if you’ve had one earlier in life, you know that eventually dogs die. My dad said he didn’t want a dog for many reasons, but he loves our dog, he just doesn’t want to go through the pain of putting another dog down.
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    • Can dogs even eat ice cream
      Domer 27 jun
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    • Not a dad yet, but I was adamant with my wife that I didn't want a dog when we were dating. I'm now ensconced with 3 of them, just waking up from our afternoon nap.
      KidJake 27 jun
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    • He could have been about to put that dog down. That’s usually how people do it, they give em one really good meal before they say goodbye.
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    • You can tell a good man based on how he treats his dog.
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    • Thx for giving us a tour of your filters
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    • Daisy?!
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    • Truth.
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    • No they don’t want to end up taking care of a dog. They love dogs.
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    • That’s if the puppy is trained... I’ll tell you, it’s not the best feeling to have a nippy puppy
      wassew 27 jun
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    • The dog looked like my dog that died back in January and I started tearing up a little.
      blorkus 27 jun
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    • This is a certified toyota Tacoma TRD moment
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    • The reason we say we don’t want pets is cuz we know how much we’ll become attached
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    • My mom didnt want a cat. And now shes best friends with it.
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    • Ice cream is so bad for dogs. They’ll get sick
      JennaMac 26 jun
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    • What's sad is when you realize that dog is extremely old looking and this man may just be trying to give him one last happy day
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    • Doegy
      bluechaz 26 jun
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    • Fuck that, I'll take any dog.
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    • My dad was reluctant to let me get a dog but now he has given my dog a nickname and loves playing with him! I think he'll miss the dog more when we move out, lol.
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    • Adinosene 26 jun
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    • Thats why they don't want a dog. They know they're fools for them.
      Nik04 26 jun
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    • stinky farts
      aulphi 26 jun
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    • That looks like a vet and I'm gonna guess that he gave him his last treat...
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    • Dorde 26 jun
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    • AWWWWW
      jumugama 26 jun
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    • Its cuz dads know they'll get too attached
      Andyrooo 26 jun
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    • I live with my grandparents and they “hate” animals is what they told me growing up. Well now i have two cats, a puppy, a heard and I’m getting a horse :)
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    • Did that guy just fucking bite his ice cream?
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    • Gitchafo 26 jun
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    • The tune is The Entertainer by Scott Joplin for anyone that was curious
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    • My Dad didnt want a dog for a long time, but when I rescued 2 dogs and sent them to better places, he and my mom decided to get one. I know he was reluctant before because dogs are a big commitment and super easy to love, but also very easy to outlive. I'm lucky to have my pup still after 9 years.
      Grim417 26 jun
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    • that can k1ll the dog but yeh
      ylobi 26 jun
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    • I remember that song from the ice cream truck that went around my neighborhood! Those were the days!
      Keagachu 26 jun
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    • I don’t want to lose my dog. I’m dreading the time and currently, it’s screwing me over
      NZ02 26 jun
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    • Should have gave him chocolate
      Trex001 25 jun
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    • Oh holy fuck that is strong
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    • What’s the song?
      Veimn 25 jun
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    • :)
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    • Dads know that getting the dog isn’t actually the problem! Its losing a best friend thats the issue.
      Pronatez 25 jun
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    • Dogs are loyal and do t talk too much
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    • Way to kiII a dog by giving it too much sugar
      Kraptr 25 jun
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    • So I've been trying to find a puppy golden retriever for my son but animal shelters in Houston dont have any. I've checked craigslist and Facebook, any tips?
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    • song: The Entertainer by Scott Joplin played on glockenspiel
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    • Never seen this meme before
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    • Nice
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    • This is the ice cream truck song:))
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    • Dogs are better than cats
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    • Dogs are better than cats
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    • Can we appreciate the baby entertainer playing
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    • Oh that dog is gonna be SHITTIN
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    • My mom was the one bitching about getting a dog now 6 years later she’s still bitching about it
      boibot69 25 jun
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