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    • Quality
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    • Lmao what a good sense of humor.
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    • Can’t believe this isn’t on featured
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    • I don’t get why people were going crazy and literally fighting over toilet paper a few months ago. At least this guy was courteous and following the law of equivalent exchange.
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    • equivalent exchange
      Razzi 20 jun
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    • First time I saw this I had a feeling I knew what was bouta happen, hoped it wouldnt. And then it did.
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    • I'll have to get rid of two of my limbs so I can make the joke in the future
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    • I’m not even half the man this guy is
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    • my dad went to get some but never came back
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    • I mean despite what it cost him...he looks all right to me
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    • Imagine actually losing an arm and a leg for a Dad joke go go viral. That’s a real dad’s dad joke
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    • It sux but you do gotta always "look on the bright side," as they say. Sometimes it's impossible, but you just gotta keep pushing through and believe it's gonna get better. I lost my son to suicide in 2013 and I didn't think I'd ever smile again, but I did. You can overcome anything
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    • He still has two legs.
      Tagnut 20 jun
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    • Well, I thought it was funny
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    • Damn he really do have the opportunity to make those jokes at any time
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    • A brother
      Questt 20 jun
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    • Fact: that’s a good dad joke
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    • I hope I have the humor to be this chipper if I were to ever lose limps or suffer a blow to my health in any way.
      Guiltyyy 20 jun
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    • It’s okay they grow back
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    • Meme approved
      JEquartz 20 jun
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    • I wanna lose limbs now
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    • Can you imagine the investment you would have to put in to re-create this joke if it didn’t happen organically
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    • For a good several seconds I forgot the "it cost me an arm an a leg" saying and I was confused af
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    • “The worst caption doesn’t ex-“
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    • He’s all right
      TGbrony 21 jun
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    • The clerk told me is was tree fiddy, but turns out it was that Damn lockness monster again
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    • I gotta give it to some people who have had limbs like their legs removed, if I was in their position I know I'd end up fat as fuck
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    • How much? $29.99?
      Yatsuto 21 jun
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    • Dumbass caption
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    • Well? What did it cost him?
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    • Robo-Dad
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    • An arm and a leg ! Baaaahahahahaha
      DickHoits 20 jun
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    • This was featured in may
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    • Huge props to him for being able to joke about himself like that. Epic dad joke too
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    • Nothing important I presume. But this is truly one of the best dad jokes out there.
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    • He wins
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    • Hugh mungus was the most committed
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    • Fake
      BDL01 20 jun
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    • This is top quality boomer humor
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    • I can't wait to be a dad and make stupid jokes like this
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    • *insert top comment here
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    • He the next avenger
      Cr1tikal 20 jun
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    • Shitty caption but the funny video cancels it out
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    • You can’t spell dad without a
      KelliKing 20 jun
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    • Fullmetal Alchemist be like.
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    • Black people claim systematic racism exists, yet they’re the only minority who still bitches about oppression. If you were alone with three Asians on a bus how would you feel? Latinos? Now blacks. There ya go. If y’all stopped acting like retards then you wouldn’t have the racism.
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    • Post it to me 2 months ago when it would have been funny
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    • Any women interested in a group Snapchat of big dicks?
      Lordya 20 jun
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    • Wtf does he say at the start of the video?
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    • Is your daughter a jackal?
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    • In the future people are going to see this and not understand what was going on here
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    • Fuck. All dad's gonna have to step there shit up😂
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    • It cost an arm and a leg that's for sure
      Sitnased1 23 jun
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    • for those that dont understand the joke-> charmin ultra soft commercial is with bears, so this joke is saying that he fought the bears for some charmin ultra soft toilet paper
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    • Glad to see a man that can laugh at himself and has a sense of humor! Lol! Much love! Hopefully he gets a more realistic prosthetic if that's what he desires?
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    • Is there one without the caption?
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    • Poor ellie
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    • It took me a minute
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    • he needa arm and leg
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    • What’d it cost him?
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    • That guy came from Iraq
      bruhkid 23 jun
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    • Fullmetal alchemist if whats his name didnt have a friend who had the hookup on those augmentations
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    • A fellow Tennesseean. I like it
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    • It cost me an arm and a leg! (For those thicker than a Disney mom)
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    • Funny, Laughed. Thank you
      tuirseach 23 jun
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    • The price he got was a steal I am to pay two arms and two legs
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    • Yeah.... youre late. 1 month late.
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    • It gotten to the point where we gotta say "wow a good post for once"
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    • g wagon :D
      ster2 23 jun
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    • Lmao
      Tymo1000 23 jun
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    • No one ever said that, but thats not it
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    • cyberpunk 2077 looks good
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    • Me may have lost his left arm and left leg but he's still all right
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    • Holy fuck it’s the mecha mower
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    • Now this is a quality dad joke this is something I even laughed at
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