TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and
Dumb and Dumber.
Texas_Tough Texas_Tough
19 mar
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber.
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they
ride trains into the city to find food before riding
back to the suburbs to sleep at night.
iP
iScare iScare
22 sep 2020
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they ride trains into the city to find food before riding back to the suburbs to sleep at night. iP
PandaPoster PandaPoster
19 sep 2020
teaching this rescued baby quail how to drink
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
Barricaded Barricaded
4 nov 2020
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
Tostito_Memes Tostito_Memes
13 mar
The perfect cosplay doesn't exis..
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
It took a photographer 4 years night after night in snorkeling gear and weights to capture this image of a beaver
#NaturePhotography
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
25 sep 2020
It took a photographer 4 years night after night in snorkeling gear and weights to capture this image of a beaver #NaturePhotography
__swoop__ __swoop__
21 sep 2020
Found my husband sleeping with our foster kitty nursing his lip
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real
Danny from the maths problem:
dtrain20061 dtrain20061
1 oct 2020
Psychologist: Danny from the maths problem isn't real Danny from the maths problem:
they invented hot girl summer
putita putita
29 mar
they invented hot girl summer
South Florida priest encourages, engages youth through weight lifting
SolidDucky9 SolidDucky9
15 apr
South Florida priest encourages, engages youth through weight lifting
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
CATON DA
BASS AMP
WHAT WILL HE DO?
LeakyJAZZ LeakyJAZZ
23 sep 2020
CATON DA BASS AMP WHAT WILL HE DO?
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.