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Teacher: "Why didn't you use the restroom during break"
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    • A golden classic shitpost
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    • He spittin facts tho
      JT_81 6 sep
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    • pretty sure its the competition that makes the sport, not the activity or athleticism
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    • All the sneetchis jacking off on the beaches
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    • Man's never played golf
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    • goddamned sneeches
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    • Butter side up
      cumg0d 6 sep
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    • I want to repost this and not repost this at the same time
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    • So they can feature something saying "nigga" but they censored the world famous "iNigga" comment???🤔🤔🤔🤔
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    • Reporter: Whats more gay, sucking 1 dick ten times? Or 10 Dicks one time? Interviewee: well think of it this way, sucking the same dick ten times shows commitment, and that’s fucking gay
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    • Because of Covid our school has shut down bathrooms during class change we have to go during class and some teachers don’t let us do that RIP girls on their periods
      ummno 9 sep
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    • My high school bathroom always resembled those 30 seconds of whenever you’re on a plane and you’re flying through a cloud
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    • Golf is actually fun if you don’t take it seriously. Just go to the course with the boys and get hammered while driving a cart around.
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    • How did I just see my meme in featured
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    • wouldyouguysconsider jACKING O F F TO bE a S P O RT
      cambells 8 sep
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    • Motherfuggers got stars upon thars.
      Know_ewe 7 sep
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    • I had to vigorously masturbate so hard on the toilet and nut a few minutes after I was late to class
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    • That was fucking loud
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    • EDP445 speaks the truth
      lowerkenn 10 sep
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    • HOLY SHIT MY MOM WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND I HAD MY VOLUME UP
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    • EDP should be in an adult cartoon
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    • If jacking off to kids was an Olympic sport, EDP445 would have plenty of gold medals
      AKJesus 10 sep
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    • What's up Twitter it's ya boy eat dat pussy 445 and about 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat my dick so fucking hard that my right leg has gone entirely numb. My left leg has also gone entirely numb and I t hurts whenever I go and take a piss
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    • Edp a funny as nigga
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    • "If you can drink and smoke while playing, its not a sport"-Harry Bosch talking about Golf
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    • Lotta upset golfers in the comments wth
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    • I don’t know if anyone will see but I am so fucking sad and I can’t stop it
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    • Dudes never played golf then.
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    • Ranked competitive jacking off
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    • Really? Our bathrooms are just constant hot boxes, I’m not joking, I have see smoke creeping out from UNDER the door of a “out of the way” bathroom that admins don’t check
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    • Not something I wanted to open up at full volume at work, but the damage has been done.
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    • It’s about accuracy
      Yatsuto 11 sep
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    • Straight fucking facts
      lowerkenn 10 sep
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    • Idk, I guess you gotta be kind of strong to hit the gulf ball really hard
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    • I don’t care what is happening in that bathroom if I gotta shit I’m blowing up that Mf toilet
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    • 100 points to Jack Golf for squirting 18 meters and 3 inches
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    • why do people act like you can just switch on when you need to use the bathroom? mfer I didnt go to the bathroom then cuz I didn't need to go then
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    • If it is, then consider me an Olympic ready athlete.
      DrDankoo 10 sep
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    • Would it be who cums first or cums last?
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    • Golf is one of the most challenging sports ever. It makes baseball look more like child’s play than it already does
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    • I remember watching this original video as a kid, like they all kept switching to whatever the other group was doing less and tryna be all hipster and whatnot, what was it called tho?
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    • Edp speaking the truth
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    • As someone who does both frequently, I don’t have to stretch to touch my dick
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    • Everybody here better be subbed to edp
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    • The real hard part of Golf is will you outlast the sun or will the sun outlast you.
      Nerfamus 9 sep
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    • Mr McBean’s cock-on machine
      MungDaal 9 sep
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    • Dude I'm in a race trac stall and the guy next to me is jacking off
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    • The Sneetches!!!! I don’t have a star on my belly cause I’m too cool for that (plus I’m scared of needles)
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    • I still think if jacking off was a sport the man to cum first is the winner not the man who went for the longest. To cum first is dedication,skill and mastery of ones penis to know how to instantly cum the moment you get hard is better than reaching nirvana.
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    • Bro one time I got fucking interviewed in the schools bathroom and it was so fucking weird, like some was just taking a piss in the background and i lost it when they flushed
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    • Go try to play golf and tell me no athleticism is needed
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    • Dunno why this made me laugh so hard, I’m in fucking tears
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    • Finally a N word feature
      guala 9 sep
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    • Golf is hard dude. Boring but hard. Same with nascar. Shit is fucking nuts but it’s literally painful watching then just drive in circles for 4 hours.
      Vexati0n 9 sep
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    • Golf is technical sport, not an athletic one. However:
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    • It gets louder each time
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    • Should’ve joined the council, coward
      Krabby 9 sep
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    • golfing on a school team is a whole lot more effort than on a private team or on your own. on a high school team you have to carry your bags, and idk ab you guys, but i live in west virginia, aka the Mountain State....
      smallnig 9 sep
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    • Would jacking off as a sport be the the first one to cum or last one to cum wins
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    • At my school now we can’t use the bathroom on break
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    • Golf will, guaranteed, give you a full body workout
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    • Edp445
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    • Holy fuck, what is this video from? Can of memories just opened up
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    • Wait do you not contribute to the Shithouse Senate?
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    • Audio is edp445
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    • Golf is pretty fucking fun with friends though
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    • My old middle school used to have meetings in the 7th grade boys bathroom(it was the biggest and was furthest away from the main hallways). We literally talked about video games and dated each other to do random shit. We got caught though, because some kid took a shit on the floor for 20 bucks.
      Cropshit 8 sep
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    • "You're late to class" ok then why dont you fix the fucking hallways and my schedule? The school has my classes on opposite sides of the campus and the halls are blocked by bitches that wont fucking move!
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    • I didnt know it was sunday cause that man preaching
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    • L17TH0S 8 sep
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    • Or bowling
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    • I just beat my meat so hard...
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    • Yo where is this from I remember watching forever ago?
      zeplon 7 sep
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    • Because you have the group of Freshmen taking turns hitting a juul, a group of junkies getting high, and the fat kid letting a bomb drop in the third stall.
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    • I can tell it's Ice Cube but what is this from?
      JFunnyBc 7 sep
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    • He himself CALLED golf a sport. So this shit don’t even make no sense!
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    • They want like 1000 students to all use the bathroom at the side time
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    • Someone edit this over a H i tler speech
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    • Comment on this video with a meme you want me to boost and I'll pick one person to boost this week!
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    • Go play a full 18 holes with no caddy and no cart on a summer afternoon and tell me that s*** ain't a workout.
      Whisky37 7 sep
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    • People who shit on golf have never played it.
      Eeyyy 7 sep
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    • The audio and visual match so perfectly with eachother.
      squidz 7 sep
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    • This fucking dimwit has obviously never played golf in his life.
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    • EDP445
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    • Who’s the voice guy
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    • The fastest hand in the wild west
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    • Edp445 spitting facts tho
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    • I didn't like sports but then I played it and I liked it. In golf you are using and exerting strength when you carry the golf club and hit. You are calculating the trajectory of the ball, using precision and dexterity, taking mental notes of what the other players are doing, keeping track of hits et
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    • Who you competing against? The porn? Lol
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    • The only people that think golf isn’t fucking hard (but fun) are the people that have never played golf
      BirdGod 9 sep
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    • Only people to say this have never tried golf.
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    • Go play a round of golf. If you can still come back and say you don’t respect golfers as athletes I’ll be shocked.
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