Did you know?
The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Did you know? The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
Boop for goodluck
ty
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
17 sep 2020
Boop for goodluck ty
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
18d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
instead of dine in \
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
instead of dine in \
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Raxus_Prime Raxus_Prime
26 dec 2020
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR
ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY
Ny
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
8 may
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY Ny
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Leaps Leaps
27 sep 2020
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
MACOMBDAILY.COM
Man tells police he stole food truck because he's a
'dumbass'
AcceptableCasualties AcceptableCasualties
26 jul 2020
MACOMBDAILY.COM Man tells police he stole food truck because he's a 'dumbass'
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Bumo64 Bumo64
26 sep 2020
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
9d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
Raise your hand if you're
seriously impressed you're still alive
bigirish66 bigirish66
3 jun
Raise your hand if you're seriously impressed you're still alive