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    • But lasers and stuff
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    • Omg I love them
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    • Fuck the military lel
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    • Watched this while listening to simple man so I'm more american than anyone else
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    • “Can you take us all on on September 20th”
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    • Actually Storm troopers is German military is where it came from- So its like the old US Army done beat them once an could do it again aye
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    • The air force chick makes my underpants soldier stand at attention.
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    • Isnt storm trooper armor only effective against energy projectiles and not kinetics ones?
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    • They miss on purpose in episode 4 damnit, they supposed to take the heroes alive.
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    • Im be their reasoning is wri g but yes the u.s military would win
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    • I hate how everyone says they have bad aim like it’s a movie they don’t actually aim
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    • Bruh those stormtroopers only missed because they were told to and they have fucking lasers
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    • U.s is screwed.
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    • John Mcain ejected out of his jet while sitting on the deck of an aircraft carrier
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    • Relating with my navy boy hard
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    • Storm troopers don’t have bad accuracy its that every main character that is getting shot has some connection to the force so its helping them not get shot and evade shots
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    • Storm troopers armour only good at stopping blaster bolts. Basically energized "plasma", the can't stop "slug thrower" ammunition. A standard bullet.
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    • As a former .50 gunner I can confirm.
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    • They can aim they just miss their shots when the princess and solo and all that jazz is involved because if you rewatch it they can hit every shot on rebels
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    • The green beret guy was on a show called dude you’re screwed and it was awesome
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    • But they were orderd to miss their shots. They are actually excellent shots
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    • ........ S P A C E C A N N O N .......
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    • Damn. I need to get a good therapist. Good point
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    • Why did they sensor the word pussy
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    • Navy quote: Mmm grayons
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    • Shannon was a thccy
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    • See? Even the actual military says it’s tough being a marine.
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    • Don't need storm troopers if you have a death star
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    • Ballistic weapons can't penetrate Storm trooper armor...
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    • What about the clone troopers they were bada**
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    • The director wrote those questions
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    • So they can't win over some Vietnamese farmers but they could easily take an advanced sci fi based army.
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    • Semper Fi devil dogs
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    • The chick ruined it
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    • That bitch from the chair force tho llmaoooo
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    • This is great
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    • Ejecting from an F18 is actually around 11-12Gs on your spine so. Yah. Also you spine will shrink half an inch from the force
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    • Until the star destroyers show up
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    • Boi, they've never seen an AT-AT
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    • “Getting an STD Test”..........
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    • Nigga they have laser ships
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    • First the reason they have terrible aim is because they were ordered to, trick them into coming to them. Second it’s plasteel not plastic, could shoot it with a tank and it might dent it. Third, They have spaceships, how would you assassinate their leaders
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    • Can they defend area 51 tho?
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    • Amazing
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    • The reason why stormtrooper aim is so bad is because of the people they shoot at the only time we’ve seen them miss is when around people that are strong with the Force of your strong the force it Protects you such as Jedi and people with a link to people that are strong with force they would kill u
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    • Could they protect area 51? No nobody can
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    • Storm Troopers meant to miss. They had no problem taking out large fleets of people, but the reason the missed luke and leia was for a reason.
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    • Entire US military...against one regement. Tanks, ships, aircraft, and artillery vs foot sloggers. Yeah
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    • Token civilian. Nice
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    • They also where plastic armor because everyone in that world uses lasers, but they wear a black under armor so that the under armor absorbs the energy so when you see a storm trooper get shot they are probably knocked out from the pressure like if you wore a bullet proof vest and get shot
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    • Storm troopers actually had good accuracy and training , (the movies were shit , especially the new ones) and used a type of armor made to spread our damage for a better chance to to survive... the marines would rape me though.
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    • "I have a lot of navy ones because I was in the Navy" nice
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    • Storm troopers are only known for their “bad aim” because they are almost only seen shooting at Jedi, who use the force to help throw off their aim. If you ever see them shooting at regular people their aim is actually quite good. For example the blind dude and his friend in one of the new movies
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    • The shooting inaccuracies are supposed to be from their helmets kinda sucking and preventing them from aiming
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    • They have Lazer guns and their armor is not even close to plastic
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    • Read lore about storm troopers. They’re basically marines but with armor and lasers. The only reason they look so dumb in the movies is cause it’s a fuckin movie and production value exists. The main characters need the spotlight.
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    • Marines: you’re not gonna use your GI bill
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    • Actually storm troopers can hit foot soldiers they just can’t hit protagonists, which you are not so u lose to lasers bitch
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    • THE BITCH SAID "SPACE CANNON"
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    • Real question. Why are the Marines associated with eating crayons
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    • Hey Terry Schappert hosts that show Hollywood Weapons: Fact or Fiction. That’s a fun show. It’s like Mythbusters with a bigger focus on guns
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    • Fuck the token civilian hippy
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    • Real life military strategies vs military strategies created by a sci-fi writer with little to zero real world military knowledge... hmmm... toughie.
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    • Against the back of his spine. As opposed to the front of it. That area is fine.
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    • Knowledge is power . . . Bitch!!!
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    • Fun fact: the stat wars universe has alot of projectile weapons, one such is called the cycler rifle, which basically shoots metal rods at speeds comparable to real fire arms. And while these rifles usually kill most everyone on impact, storm trooper armor has actually saved people from the bolts
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    • Actually Darth Vader ordered them to purposefully not shoot them to keep them alive, he even says “Bring those passengers, I want them alive”.
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    • Couldn't stop laughing
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    • Hey she’s a friend of mine!
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    • Storm troopers can’t aim tho. We already established this
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    • 50 cal was fun, but the mk19 was my fave!
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    • Fun fact, storm troopers armor is actually made out of...plastic
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    • Is this buzz feed bull shit? There’s a tone in there voice that reeks of buzz feed bullshit. That should be a thing, “and they talked in a buzz feed tone” y’all feel me??
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    • "If he had to take a piss and ejected, bad call"
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    • Tbf, in canon the storm trooper armor is basicly indestructible. Like those fuckers walk away from nuclear explosions constantly with no side effects.
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    • Former people in the coast guard aren’t vets no matter what you say
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    • Pfft, bullshit, where's the space force
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    • Hell yea shooting a 50 cal is the shit
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    • Actually the reason for the stormtroopers accuracy is the force
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    • "Navy: The closest you can get to combat and still be a pussy"
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    • why do they switch people every 3 seconds i just want to hear the full thought you fuckhead
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    • Storm trooper shot and killed the rebels so if u want to talk about the storm troopers accuracy just remember the rebels died to them(first movie made(sw4))
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    • I love how the last question was reffering to how R6 works
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    • Their armor is basically only for laser because projectile based weapons were essentially banned.
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    • Space cannon
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    • Ah yes, our military branches act like siblings with each other.
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    • So are they just going off of the movies?
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    • These people are stupid
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    • Wow
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    • Storm troopers wear thin plastic armor if they were hit with a bullet they would basically be wearimg nothing in terms of armor
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    • Home boy needs to buy some sun block
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    • A Regiment is fucking tiny.
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    • AYY MY MAN TERRY SCHAPPERT!!
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    • Stormtroopers are literally ordered to miss the rebels because vader wanted them alive
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    • They’re literally space nazi ss with advanced armor and guns they’d fuck the crayon eaters up
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    • Actually its been noted in canon that stormtroopers are highly accurate with their shots, the problem is sometimes the blaster itself and many times darth vader order stormtroopers to not hit the main characters and just miss
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    • I want the full video of this fuckery
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    • Space cannon??
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    • Hold up, the storm troopers would fuck up the military. They are elite soldiers with hot light guns. Small units have taken down fucking armies, the us military wpuldnt do shit
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