• When u tell a joke at the dinner table
and ur parents turn it into a 40
minute lecture:
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    • My family always does this shit, even if I’m just talking about random shit. It always turns into a lecture. And they wonder why I don’t talk with them that much
      Indexo 13 jul
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    • The moms punishment be like:
      CrispyKFC 13 jul
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    • The other day I told a funny story of my dad and he got really upset for some reason so to make him feel better I told them a funny story about me and then they made fun of me for the next 30 minutes
      GryffinTG 13 jul
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    • Yeah I stopped telling my parents jokes. It’s not worth the lecture.
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    • What’s the difference between jelly and jam, I can’t jelly my dick up your ass but I can jam it
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    • Lol I was telling my mom about getting a tip at work (which is not absolutely common but still somewhat regular) and she told me to watch out for sexual predators and that they might be “grooming” me without me knowing it. I’m a guy by the way
      Canyoned 13 jul
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    • When I cum before I enter my girls ass
      Boi1da 13 jul
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    • I remember one time I made a joke about video games and my dad lectured me and took away my PS4 for 2 weeks and whenever I asked for it back he just made up some stupid excuses like "it's keeping you away from god" and "it's gonna ruin your life" he eventually gave it back but still
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    • I was 10 at my cousins house who was also the same age. He made an edgy joke during dinner and his mom beat his ass right there. It was awkward as shit and I was just tryna eat my Porkchops
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    • Ifunniers when they say some really Ignorant bigoted shit and then get a bunch of comment they can't respond ethically to, so they say "haha got you it was bait all along." To end the argument even though you know they were deadass.
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    • Wanna hear a joke? Black people.
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    • Punishment be like
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    • Shane Dawson explaining skits he made 10 years ago to modern cancel culture
      Voqeo 13 jul
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    • 40 minute? Try 4 fucking hours
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    • When I tell my mom to suck it when she’s bent over looking hella thicc whenever guests are over
      cicero19 13 jul
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    • My dad casually made a 9/11 joke one time. I guess the apple really doesn’t fall that far from the tree.
      Koamister 13 jul
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    • When you say a penis joke in a 5 mile radius of your mom
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    • One time and thanksgiving I asked “what are ya jewing” my mom was so pissed and her guest got offended. Fucking pansies
      redhaze 13 jul
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    • Nature is metal
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    • The rest of the family be like
      TWM249 13 jul
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    • “Mom dad look it’s a joke. The knife doesn’t even have any blood in it yet”
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    • For me my dad would laugh but my mom would be the one upset. Then she’d get mad at my dad for laughing
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    • “Why is it that when I have fun, it’s wrong?”
      Inculting 13 jul
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    • Trump when he says something retarded
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    • Everybody gangsta till you tell a joke to your strict parents and lose your life privileges
      31Bavage 15 jul
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    • Fire fighters recently showed up at our house because we found smoke and when our annoying neighbor texted my mom ask why they were their I texted her “Dad accidentally shot him self in the foot, he’s fine though.” No one else but me though it was funny.
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    • Mom: you stink!
      Yatsuto 14 jul
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    • I broke a window at my high school 4 years ago and I keep almost telling my parents the story because I can laugh about it now but I always talk myself out of it because I feel like they'll lose their shit.
      Squiggly 15 jul
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    • My parents believe that if you are conservative you are a naturally evil person, but I do their job for them so if they piss me off and i leave the house they will have to start doing their own job themselves
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    • This reminds me of that kid at school that decides to tell people what he said was a joke or not based on their reactions
      RYLORE 13 jul
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    • My mom says shit like pokemon and unicorns are from the devil, wearing a mask poisons you, and that electronics are an enemy of God.
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    • Fools in april. Love that ep. I bought the prehistoric movie B.C before comedy.(ugh) and it came wit that episode, as well as patty hype, planktons army, nature pants, I'm wit stupid, squid on strike, the great snail race, and squilliam returns.
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    • I showed this to my mom. She lectured me. Ironic.
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    • “Why is it whenever I’m having fun it’s wrong?” -Squidward Tentacles
      _it_all 14 jul
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    • Luckily my parents aren't boring fucking boomers so I don't have to worry about relating to this
      RetnuH 13 jul
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    • Bro stop it, I got PTSD from that
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    • You say it was a joke and they just say no it wasn’t
      Hero_Main 13 jul
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    • Reminds of the time I told a black joke to loud at KFC
      mofotyler 13 jul
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    • Parents: give u a lecture about how "that wasn't politically correct". Grandpa: "ha back in my day that was nothing, one ti-" *gets told to stop talking by grandma*
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    • Yup, had that happen a few times now. Sadly I just have to keep a line between family and friends as far as jokes go.
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    • *when you tell a joke in 2020*
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    • And that’s on having toxic parents
      fittytuck 13 jul
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    • I told my aunts that I took tylenol like candy sarcastically and got yelled at for 30min
      INiggas 15 jul
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    • Actually tho I can’t tell a joke without my sister and my mom gets mad thats why I keep my thoughts in my head
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    • “What happened to you silly personality?”
      Tebe 15 jul
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    • Man I fucking hated that episode because sponges bitch ass was fucking with people all day and when squid does a joke everybody get mad at him
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    • I hate when that happens 😤
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    • I bought a bbgun and sent the pics to my family group chat wit the text don’t come to school tomorrow. Fuck the lecture I got. I’m 25. I was like when the fuck will I ever be near a school mom. Ya fuckin retard
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    • Squidward doesnt deserve most of the shit he gets in the bikini bottom
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    • micmac21 13 jul
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    • lmaoo
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    • This kind of shit is why i dont joke with, share interests with, or smile near my parents.
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    • I made a joke about how “im glad aunt Jemima isnt on the bottle of syrup anymore cause i dont wanna look at a black person while I eat” and that happened
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    • When you try to show something funny to your mom she she takes it seriously 🙃
      xospooki 13 jul
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    • I’ve got step parents and when I’m at one house, I could joke all I want without lectures but the other house.....
      Easymemes 13 jul
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    • I just don’t want to talk or be around my family.
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    • Bruh I was trying to tell my parents about a Karen encounter I had and they turned it into a lecture. Like bruh
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    • coronad2 13 jul
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    • When bait turns into an argument
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    • moosestang101 I feel like this would happen to you 😂😂😂😂
      Mkaaidai 13 jul
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    • QueenLoba 13 jul
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    • Always remind your parents when they start lecturing and kindly tell them to get off their soap box
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    • I know the feeling. I said the N word in front of meemaw and because of that, my parents still beat me. Off.
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    • Here’s the original
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    • Ifunniers when there parents get mad at them for screaming about how lgbt people dont deserve righrs and about how minorities deserve death
      flintigon 14 jul
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    • Shane Dawson rn
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    • My mom scolded me for saying the word pussy. I’m 22 years old. And then later she called someone a pussy as a joke and then told me to join in and I was like no mommy that’s a bad word
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    • I'll tell my parents a joke and they either don't get or start talking about something else.
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    • Fucking hate when I tell a joke and my dad takes it seriously. Can't have any fun with him.
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    • Shrodinger's Douche: is both joking and serious until someone calls them out on being a shitty person.
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    • I recently got out of. pyschward and made a suicide joke . thats pretty much how it panned out
      hagakzhz 16 jul
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    • Way too true I just stop telling them
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    • I made a joke about my uncle about not having a job and my mom yelled at me for a good 15 minutes
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    • Dm
      Redbaron 16 jul
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    • At that point I call them all pussies and walk away.
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    • My parents lectured me when I told them my brother acts like an Oreo cookie ( they thought Oreo cookie meant white on the inside) but I truly meant he was a salty bitch with a sweet humor
      VFGGod 16 jul
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    • Me when I say the n word in the hood
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    • “Dinner table”
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    • Supreme_C 16 jul
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    • It's the other way around now-a-days....
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    • I did this shit to my sister and realized I was turning into my dad
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    • Me trying to make an offensive joke
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    • Neither me nor my parents are politically correct and they usually just laugh at the stuff I show them. (They take forever to read memes tho lol)
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    • Seriously though why are parents just unable to go “haha whatever”
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    • When you say blm in an all white school
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