Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
OG_MilkMan OG_MilkMan
25 sep 2020
Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have
silver eye shadow on...
CaptainCrunch423 CaptainCrunch423
19 may
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have silver eye shadow on...
es rlaww
Posted by " " i.redd.it
"My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
lordmeowdmort lordmeowdmort
26 sep 2020
es rlaww Posted by " " i.redd.it "My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
AFloridian AFloridian
9 dec 2020
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
This is Pharrell showing jay- -Z, Two _alphabot Girls to One funny Cup.
funny comments share save hide report [l-c}
ryanhatesthis:
I I found my new favorite image of all time.
_Rook_ _Rook_
2 dec 2020
This is Pharrell showing jay- -Z, Two _alphabot Girls to One funny Cup. funny comments share save hide report [l-c} ryanhatesthis: I I found my new favorite image of all time.
nee _
cullen_r93
They call me ranch cause I be dressing
CookiesAnMilf CookiesAnMilf
25 sep 2020
nee _ cullen_r93 They call me ranch cause I be dressing
only plays super
persom
Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes
Sergeant_Carter Sergeant_Carter
24 feb
only plays super persom Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes
Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...&
My dog:
is for me?
uppercutdoucheba uppercutdoucheba
21 sep 2020
Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...& My dog: is for me?
11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep
Me at
(ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the
Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
icewitch007 icewitch007
17 feb
11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep Me at (ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15
wank to be a protlem
would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem...
You won't be, Ant.
wank to be a protlem would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem... You won't be, Ant.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
How it feels when you finally find Waldo on the page:
SS
Hanover Hanover
29d
How it feels when you finally find Waldo on the page: SS
Your thoughts dwell on your mother?
My thoughts dwell on your mother
"At
ooooooh
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
26 sep 2020
Your thoughts dwell on your mother? My thoughts dwell on your mother "At ooooooh
ISimplyWould ISimplyWould
25 sep 2020
If wrestling is fake, explain this: