_animal_ _animal_
21 sep 2020
Casper likes to sit on me in the water
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
GandalfTheBIack GandalfTheBIack
4 dec 2020
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
Dogs are in relationships too? What am
I doing wrong
< Tweet
zander
every time i take my dog out for walks she stops to see her boo. it's like romeo and juliet
alxbxmxa alxbxmxa
21 sep 2020
Dogs are in relationships too? What am I doing wrong < Tweet zander every time i take my dog out for walks she stops to see her boo. it's like romeo and juliet
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
When she pulls down my boxers
and sees what I'm packing
Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Feasty_y Feasty_y
5 feb
When she pulls down my boxers and sees what I'm packing Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
Me, sitting at the children's table during a
family party
You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
eddro96 eddro96
9d
Me, sitting at the children's table during a family party You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
Xtal Xtal
26 apr
"much mere., strong and independent. than men" TikTOK iecky burets
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
officially_Angry_Jesus officially_Angry_Jesus
23 sep 2020
VM NOT MAD THAT MY SON IS FAT
Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
OG_MilkMan OG_MilkMan
25 sep 2020
Krillin, may I ask what you're planning to do with that android?
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig
Larry-Steve Dies After Vets
Refuse Treatment
MIKE CHIARI
MAY 25, 2021
WrestleMemeia WrestleMemeia
25 may
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig Larry-Steve Dies After Vets Refuse Treatment MIKE CHIARI MAY 25, 2021