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    • “Golf ball-sized hole” proceeds to pull out 9 golf ball-sized babies
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    • What are you doing step turtle?
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    • Where can I acquire a baby turtle?
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    • Imagine running from a god for him just to SW00P
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    • Do the adult tortoises not care that you’re taking their babies?
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    • Yoooooo. Phoenix herpetological society. I used to volunteer there
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    • Yes
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    • Yoink
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    • Dumb question, but why can’t the babies stay with the adults?
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    • I didnt know they made bite sized turtles
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    • Teenage Mutant ninja turtles TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES heroes in a half-shell Turtle Power
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    • So, they're not baked potatoes?
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    • Big sipp
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    • This makes me irrationally happy
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    • I wanna work with Turtles that's my dream
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    • This makes me so happy
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    • If y’all like tortoise content check out my page! This is one of my adult tortoise pens at feeding time! 🐢🥬
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    • I wanna be a Turtle, that’s my dream.
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    • This is my tortoise which I got for free 10 years ago
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    • Just bought a baby sulcata tortoise today and he looks exactly like those ones
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    • Imagine u dig a hole in ur backyard and WHAM baby after baby in there
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    • Damn, someone could probably kick a rock in the desert and not realize that it was a baby tortoise.
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    • Now eat it
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    • God i want a pet tortoise so bad. But I don’t want something that will outlive me
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    • Awwww
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    • :) nice
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    • He sounds like the lucid chart guy
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    • He needs a good warshin
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    • How much would it cost to buy a baby
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    • How are they so fucking small
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    • :)
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    • I looked at the one he was talking about then he said no not that one so then I was thinking he’s retarded because he called the big one tiny but then he doesn’t even correct himself and straight up contradicts himself and starts talking about the tiny tortoise so he’s x2 retarded. Omegatarded
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    • Imagine just stepping on a rock and then fucking miniature guts and blood squirt out with a crunch and pop
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    • oh my god i want one
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    • Are these sulcatas?
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    • The boys vibin
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    • Pulled out of the hole haha
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    • They straight up do not give a shit about their kids
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    • I smell a feature
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    • me stealing one (sorry my real one is huge)
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    • I think turtles would be crawling all over the place if they have a fuck about their young.
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    • tutle
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    • I want a tortoise so badly, where do I get one
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    • I was biking and I saw one in the middle of the road so I stopped picked it up and put it in the grass same with a baby toad a different time.
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    • Oh mother turtle angry and mean and like what’s your Georgetown
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    • 2. I KNOW ITS DESPERATE, but this is only way I can promote my band New Management on Spotify, ifunny has been kind to me, so I lean on the friendly community for support, thank you!
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    • *crunch*
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    • Low key looks like a fun job
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    • Would it be rude to shoot an old turtle in the back with a high power pellet gun to see what happens? Or should I not have done that because it stopped moving like 4hrs later at my neighbors house....
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    • Here are mine! Their names are Bullet and Shirley, Bullet is on the right and Shirley is on the left.
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    • Cool
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    • Yum
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    • Because I know it will be lost in the comments I can say I have had a horrible day. I mow lawns for my spending money and my lawn mower clutch broke again today it was brand new just installed Friday. The company has horrible service and won't answer me. And my order was lost at lunch.
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    • I want a baby turtle :(
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    • HOLY SHIT I USED TO WORK THERE I KNOW THAT GUY THE SAUCE IS PHOENIX HERPETOLOGICAL SOCIETY
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    • They live for so long I’d feel bad to own one...you could get one at 18 and it’d outlive you if you care for it correctly
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    • cute little shits
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    • They deadass just look like scaled down versions
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    • This puts a smile on my face
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    • Wow
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    • I love them all
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    • That’s me, extendin my neck to slurp up that water
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    • Pour molten aluminum down there like an ant hill
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    • I thought you were never supposed to touch turtles
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    • “Why did that rock just squish?”
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    • Skip it like a rock
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    • the mom is just like “WHAT THE FUCK GIVE HIM BACK”
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    • People who wear masks when they’re alone outside are fucking idiots.
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    • What if he accidentally stepped on one
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    • Ok NOW PUT THEM BACK
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    • when I say I'm on tik tok this is what I mean not those stupid dance videos
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    • This just proved to me by shedding a happy tear that I am a very over emotional person.
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    • Herpetologists are usually some of the most wholesome people. Like Emily and Ed from Snake Discovery
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    • Well THEY LOOK DELICIOUS!!
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    • Dumb question , how the fuck do I get a job
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    • Leopard tortoise.
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    • Did he just put it in his shirt pocket?
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    • nice
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    • So cute
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    • They’re so CUTE
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    • I love it
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    • Beautiful
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    • c runch
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    • It amazes me how tiny they are and they just grow into something 10x bigger. Beautiful.
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    • Gotta add that stick and a leaf to recreate what their used to
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    • If u take care of animal babies for a living, you guaranteed to get mad pussy
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    • "Tortoise clown car" Now thats a phrase ive never heard before
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    • So that's where pizza rolls come from
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    • Yes
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    • Bite size
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    • So is he going to eat them?
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    • How do I get one...I've always wanted one😢
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