• bought my hamster two weeks ago
and this is what I woke up to today
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    • That was a fast fuckin' birth, goddamn
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    • Don’t give hamsters leaf vegetables like they did. They are mostly water but don’t know that so will still drink afterwords causing them to over drink.
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    • It’s like when I had a gold fish when I was 10 and then two days later I woke up and saw another fish in the tank I was like wtf
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    • Get the FUCK away from that hamster. I own reptiles, but one thing I know about most rodents is that when they get stressed they fucking eat their babies. You screaming happily above them will make her eat those fucks
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    • She's gonna eat most of them
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    • I have a hedgehog, and after 1 week it gave birth to 4 babies. Came home that night, she had eaten them. Sorry you had to read that, nature is visious.
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    • Hamsters with babies make me nervous tho cuz if they don't have enough protein in their diet or they get stressed out they've been known to eat the babies. Shit's fucked
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    • The hamster is gonna eat one of the babies deadass
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    • Don't keep the flash on for long or you'll worry the mother and she'll eat the babies..... I like how I'm saying this as if the owners are reading this lol
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    • dude keep that hamster away. my friend had a hamster with babies and he woke up one night to a crunching sound and looked in the cage and was like "who gave this mf carrots?" and then he turned on the lights and realized the mom was eating the babies.
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    • Looks like you made a profit
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    • For the love that is all good please do NOT touch the babies!!! The mother will see them as infected and EAT them ALIVE!!!
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    • So cute until she eats them..... Trust me.
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    • Wait till they find out they eat there babies
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    • Just stress her out enough and she will eat them, then your problem is solved.
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    • If you touch the babies the mother will eat them. Kinda like if I touch my baby brother my mom 360 no-scopes me for no reason lol
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    • Hamster got sum dick before she was taken away from her family
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    • They better figure out what they are doing with them soon, mother’s typically forget who’s kids they are and will eat them
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    • Forbidden jelly beans
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    • OOOOOH SHIT! A RAT!
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    • Yeah it’s cute until the hamster proceeds to EAT ITS FUCKING CHILDREN ALIVE
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    • Don’t touch any of the babies, if you do the mother will actually fucking eat her children because she disowns them
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    • If you’re lucky she’ll eat most of them
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    • I love how everyone is like "awww" and some fucking dick head is like "THEY LOOK LIKE MAGGOTS"
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    • That mf just shat out them things
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    • Don't touch the babies the mother will eat them if you do
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    • She’s gonna eat like half of them
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    • It’s going to eat the babies, hamsters are fuckin savages
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    • she’s gonna eat them now, no need to feed her 🤭
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    • Where the fuck do hamsters come from? You ever heard of or seen a hamster in the wild?
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    • be careful that she doesn’t eat them cause they do that sometimes
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    • The mom will take care of them for about a month make sure theres food and water, don't clean the cage for the first 2 weeks, dony touch the babies until they grow fur, after a month you should remove them or the mom will get aggressive
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    • They would make good fishing bait
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    • I worked in a pet store. She's gonna eat them
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    • I thought its organs fell out for a sec
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    • The moms gonna eat the babies, no joke you have to separate them
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    • Then the next day all of the babies are gone cause the person who filmed this forgot to separate the mom and her kids
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    • Dumb bitch that’s 9 not 7
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    • I remember when my dad worked at the pet store and every time a hamster gerbil mouse or rat had babies my lil lizard ate like a king 👌
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    • There is definitely 9 of them
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    • Angry red wiggle beans
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    • She just walked off to get breakfast after pumping them all out...what a fucking trooper goddamnit
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    • Holy shit, how can life even be that small without being considered an insect lol
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    • Be careful, she is likely to eat them
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    • Make sure she doesn’t eat them
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    • Every girl there: awww how cute Dude in the back: THEY LOOK LIKE MAGGOTS
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    • When you only buy one hamster for lunch but you end up getting a 10 piece meal
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    • 3 are gonna end up eaten
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    • Make sure you keep her well fed. They have no problem snacking on their babies
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    • Don't touch them, the hamster will prolly eat em if you do
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    • Don’t touch the babies or the mother will eat them
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    • Y’all are gonna need to keep an eye on them, there’s a good chance she’ll eat some
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    • Girl plopped out like 9 babies on her way to eat
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    • Forbidden gummy bears
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    • Get her away before she eats the damn babies
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    • Dont stress her out she will eat them
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    • Don’t make the mom scared or your going to loose some babies
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    • When I was young. My parents bought the cages with the tubes and tunnels to connect them. Over time these two hamsters turned into multiple inbred families that fought for territory. Then a bunch of them escaped and bred in the basement causing a huge problem that had to be solved with mouse traps
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    • Yo what a deal like 10 hamsters for the price of one
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    • I thought it just took a massive runny shit at first
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    • Cungras
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    • Did this bitch say 7
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    • thank god that hamster is pro life
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    • Just cut back on the food, she will eat most of them.
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    • Those will boil nicely
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    • No wonder they eat their babies. They look like popcorn nuggets
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    • Don't touch them, they really will eat their own babies
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    • Same thing happened to me. Ended up with so many hamsters in my home. Loved them all.
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    • Don't touch the babies
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    • DONT FUCKING TOICH THEM
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    • I thought I married a fat chick...two week after the wedding I’m a Dad!
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    • Don’t touch em, or they’ll get eaten
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    • reminds me when a couple months ago i hear random meowing behind the couch and apparently my cat was pregnant and gave birth to 4 kittens
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    • Hamsters eat their young sometimes
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    • Thought it was taking a massive shit at first
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    • Am I correct in assuming you aren’t supposed to touch the babies because their new skin could break easy or because they could become sick?
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    • Take the babies out or the mother will heartlessly eat them
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    • “7” doesn’t know how to count
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    • That happened to my old hamster, the next morning, half of em we’re dead and blood was everywhere. I needed therapy
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    • There’s more than 7
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    • Isnt that what a kitchen disposal is for
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    • This happened to me, after the babies were born and walking they somehow escaped by opening the door and we couldn’t find them anywhere. Months later when there was no more snow on the ground we found some of their dead bodies frozen. We found some others eventually in the furnace much later.
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    • They'll fucking fight and eat each other if ya keep them in the same cage
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    • Make sure she has enough food at all times or she will start to eat them she also needs a bigger enclosure or she will start to kill them. Even then sometimes they just fucking eat a few for no reason.
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    • And then she ate them. They do that look it up.
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    • She better hurry and get the baby hamsters out bc the moms sometimes eat their babies
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    • Please keep us updated
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    • Dude just gave birth and casually strolls over to eat breakfast 2 seconds later
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    • Hamsters sometimes eat their young usually when they’re stressed. This is very common in captivity, unfortunately. An adult Serian hamster should be in a 30-40 gallon tank to be healthy. The biggest cage at petco barely covers the minimum requirements for floor space and it’s not even close.
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    • Imagine giving birth to multiple babies just for someone to call them maggots
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    • Use them for snake food
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    • She going to eat them
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    • It's cute until momma starts eating her babies
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    • They eat their young
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    • Congrats you have more hamsters
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    • Are we just gonna ignore the piece of hamster shit in the baby pile
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    • Shes gonna eat like 3 of them before the days up
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