• cats in a nutshell.
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    • Cats bite to show affection. If they were biting as hard as they could it'd be a different story. They just don't realize our skin isn't as thick and that their bites can hurt
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    • Here’s my cat . His name is Marley
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    • Why the fuck as no one commenting about what she just said. Hit em with the "butabruhdicpuhdimickate"
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    • My dog bit me once. I bit him back, and that was the end of his biting career.
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    • Honestly why do people hate on cats so fucking much and when it comes to dogs everyone is just flopping their dicks all over the place saying oH i WoUlD dIe FoR yOu pUPpO????? Im not hating on dogs I actually have one myself but what the hell man???
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    • Is she speeking Sims
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    • This bitch speaking sims tf
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    • When she said “btowncmgn” I really felt that
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    • Cats like to nibble and claw at you softly when they love you, they want to show affection.
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    • Counter argument to tc: cats DO know we have soft skin, they aren’t stupid. They ARE however bipolar sociopaths
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    • Cat: *bites* Her:jtsjcjsncxjebfxjd
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    • I'd like to see her other pussy
      Reign 20d
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    • The fuck did she say?
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    • It's that cute aggression, you know when you see something ridiculously cute and fluffy and you get this urge to just squish it?? Yeah cats and dogs get it too. Sometimes when my dog is super happy to see me after school he'll make mean face and then lungeand lick my nose
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    • NormG 19d
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    • Ive raised all my cats since theywere born and theyre spoiled little shits that arnt harmful to anything (except for 1 that hunts rats)
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    • I punt kicked a random cat that was fighting my cat and after it ran away, I went to pet my cat but he was still pissed off so he scratched the FUCK outta me...so I kicked him too and immediately fell bad.
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    • "Brittle meh gaht fruman"
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    • Haha yeah
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    • “Prrunt n’ claughtnlet” in case any of you were wondering what she said
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    • My cats are fucking retards always knocking over my fucking plants
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    • In mother Russia, you don’t eat the pussy, the pussy eat you
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    • What the h*eck kinda language did she sputter out at the end?
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    • My cat doesn’t bite or scratch me at all cause I’d choke tf outta her
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    • He said bitch don’t kiss me on the neck you know I got a girl😂
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    • I got you for lit foodporn
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    • It’s cuz you fuckin fine girl.
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    • Its it just me or did the cat say apple juice
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    • Latinas in a nut shell
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    • y'all are assholes and shouldn't own cats if you yell at them for biting you after they're overstimulated. that's them needing to cool down, it's natural and every cat does it after being pet. that doesn't mean they dislike you or they're being mean, it's just something they do
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    • My kitten will go from purring yup a storm as I pet his tummy to attached like a tick to my arm and biting the shit outta me
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    • Cat: *Nuzzles against me* Me: Awww :) Cat: *Tearing me to pieces with their claws* Me: Awww :)
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    • Fuck you cat I’ll give you to a Korean church that’ll make you into soup.
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    • Can someone explain to me what she said
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    • The biting on the arm is love, but I think the got pissed for a sec though
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    • Wtf did she say??
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    • That is not english what in cowboy christ
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    • I hear your dog crying in the background, go play with him!
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    • Did she just speak fucking alien or smth?
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    • Yo wtf does she say
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    • "I love you but I also hate everything and everyone"
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    • Bro... that cat tried to bite her in the eye, then slapped her in the face... I just can’t draw the line of affection there lmaoo
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    • Yeah, but when I do this it’s called rape
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    • Whetalegetema
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    • My cat will drape itself across my shoulders or spend 10 minutes rubbing against my legs. But if I acknowledge any of that with a head scratch it’s a hiss and a bite
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    • She could catch this 2 inch dick
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    • He gon go beat his wife
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    • My cat does this minus the biting. He loves head and nose kisses.
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    • Only I can show affection human
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    • She speaking in sims
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    • She literally didnt speak english
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    • Ok but what did she say?
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    • When I stop petting my cat to do something like look at memes she bites me.
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    • This is the dog equivalent to when they scratch your leg to get your attention and it hurts like hell
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    • Just so we don’t get too cocky and think they actually adore us
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    • Is she talking backwards? Wtf
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    • Women's moods in a nutshell...
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    • What the fuck did she say at the end
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    • Tf she say tho
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    • He slapped her so hard she couldn't speak English no more
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    • “Pero por que tu me...” which stands for “but why did you...”
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    • I litterally just got done cleaning the blood off my foot from my cat. She can be a real right
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    • A good Khajiit always grooms his pray before devouring it.
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    • “Brittle brick keh du may?!”
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    • Thats when they get horny...the play frisky then they wanna fuck
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    • Wait what she say
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    • Cats love to play, pussies think a few scratches is life changing or something.
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    • Stage 2 psychopath
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    • Hold up, what did she say?
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    • Dogs are better than cats.
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    • My cat used to have a really bad habit of biting really hard out of nowhere when he was overwhelmed (like if you pet him for too long). He grew out if it but he hasn’t grown out of full on head butting your face to show affection lol. Cats are weird
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    • Someone please translate what the fuck she just said is she talking backwards
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    • What language was that?
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    • She’s a Gemini
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    • You can hear a puertorican just because of those damn little frogs
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    • Could've swore that when cats hear that sound that essentially means "It's time to hunt abd kill shit" in cat language. Was that just some kind of hallucination or some shit?
      FUFIK 16d
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    • That cat was senting you. It was marking you as property to other animals.
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    • Right!? My cat will be all nice and love one moment, and then have her tiny demon claws wrapped around my leg!
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    • Puerto Rican!
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    • Cats know when you kiss them that it's a sign of affection, and the closest thing they can relate it to is play biting. Think about it, they can't have conversations with you, or go to the movies or whatever, so their options for human interaction are limited.
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    • My cat loves his head to be squeezed, and if you don't comply, he will bite as hard as he can.
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    • Your stupid she expected reciprocation not a lip attack. She should have finished you.
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    • Cat could be horny
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    • What the first was trying to be a kiss back then the bites i dont know but play time kitty
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    • He just wants to play
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    • We forget they’re really God’s perfect predator sometimes
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    • My cat nibbles on my chin when she rubs her head on me and stuff
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    • first sweet then sour
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