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    • Nigga didn’t even lock the door
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    • he has e n t e r e d
      Manage 18 jun
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    • What the fuck?
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    • What even?
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    • Me to the bird
      noon2509 18 jun
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    • I’m pooping right now and I’m sad because I don’t have a bird or a boyfriend to let a bird into the bathroom whilst I’m pooping:(
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    • i wasn't expecting a cat or dog opening the door but you know what this will do
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    • Already recording... This seems very sus.picious. The toilet already knew
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    • Anyone else hear an lmg firing
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    • Hey, it's a shitgeon
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    • Okay but birds really be like that though. I have three parakeets and whenever I leave the room they go apeshit with contact calls and the second they see me they resume chirping like they didn’t scream bloody murder when I left
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    • Can’t poop in peace? Man, can’t have a shit in Detroit!
      Tyymann 18 jun
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    • God, how many birds did they put in there?! I've been watching for like 10 minutes now and they just keep coming
      noers 18 jun
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    • uav inbound
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    • Then don’t poop.
      Lick 18 jun
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    • content not available more
      fluq 20 jun
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    • Birb deployed
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    • Cockatiels <3
      uptimus 19 jun
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    • Enemy drone active on the battlefield, stay alert
      XenoRPT 18 jun
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    • My cat HAS to be in the bathroom with me whether I'm taking a shit or a shower
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    • Why didn’t they lock the door
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    • Sounds like the Hueys are taking off
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    • Lock the door
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    • Why are porn accounts always the first to comment?
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    • My cockatiel hates me
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    • Tactical bird inbound
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    • Bird up
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    • Doxxyl 18 jun
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    • Lock the door then, smooth brain
      ChadClout 18 jun
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    • Contrary to the mission of pooping in peace. I would poop faster making it more efficient.
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    • can’t have shit in detroit.
      CumGland 21 jun
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    • Subbzo 18 jun
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    • My birds try to fit under the bathroom door.
      bad_benz 18 jun
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    • Ewwww now the poop is gonna be way harder to wash down the drain.
      willgnyc 18 jun
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    • Wasn’t expecting a bird
      poopsheep 18 jun
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    • tactical friend deployed
      Sylf 18 jun
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    • I thought this was gonna be the video of the kid that walked in with a shotgun and shot it off by accident
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    • CONTEXT?????????
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    • Can’t have shit in Detroit
      __Luffy_ 21 jun
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    • It sounds like a machine gun
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    • My cat will claw under the door until I let the little bastard in just so he can look at me, look at the linens closet, and then leave
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    • My bird starts screaming whenever I leave the room. I love her though
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    • How many birds is he going to let i?
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    • Poop bird poop bird
      _King__ 21 jun
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    • Good loop
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    • Who the fuck shits with the door unlocked
      Hobama 21 jun
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    • Just lock the door dickhead
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    • I own five birds. Totally relatable
      hannahm04 21 jun
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    • Why does IFunny need to know my location?
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    • Lock the damn door next time
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    • Bird people wouldn’t understand
      ShenWizzy 20 jun
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    • [YOU DIED]
      Mei_Meis 20 jun
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    • I use to do this to my sister all the time
      wasabee 20 jun
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    • Deploying bird
      Renthex 20 jun
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    • Wtf
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    • Yo
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    • <Conveniently has phone recording>
      Feckler 20 jun
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    • Damn, how many birds y'all got?
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    • Its so convenient you were recording at just the right time
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    • Damnit Bobby
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    • Bird time
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    • Naughty boys get the poo poo bird.
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    • I can't even scroll in peace
      Lamowski 20 jun
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    • XD piece*
      _Guts 20 jun
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    • Predator Drone inbound
      Savi1 20 jun
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    • No context would have been way fucking funnier
      Limes 20 jun
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    • Lock the door nigga
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    • lock the door then
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    • Deploying tactical birb
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    • Lock the door?
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    • I too record the door every time I poop
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    • a welcome visitor
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    • Me in my room at 1 am
      iapupper1 20 jun
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    • Thats why you’re holding a camera, right!
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    • He's dinner now
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    • Deploy the boy
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    • Thats when you start practicing with moving targets.
      TreesusR 19 jun
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    • If it was that hard... just I break up with you then block person they can’t respond back and you win
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    • My mom barges in the bathroom pooping while looking at my phone then assumes I'm jerking off to porn
      Poodz 19 jun
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    • Ok
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    • Deploying friend
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    • Hey check out this cool bird I found! Ope, there it goes
      Rad_Bones 19 jun
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    • Is it a loop or are they releasing more birds
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    • Bird:oh shit
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    • Release the bird
      Big_Marty 19 jun
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    • For good luck
      sam559 19 jun
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    • If you leave the door unlocked whilst in the bathroom, then you are inviting people to come in
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    • Been watching for 30 mins, how many fucking birds does he send in? Jesus Christ
      JSchlattt 19 jun
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    • Same energy as the moth and the gas station
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    • I had a nightmare this wild bird set up shop right above my bed on my fan. And he shitted all over my bed
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    • like this if your popping rn
      Jer_bear1 19 jun
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    • Why
      G3OG 19 jun
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    • Why was he pointing the phone camera at the door?
      Donks 19 jun
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    • I only heard the sound and thought there was an attack helicopter
      Hrfjio4 19 jun
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    • I was concerned that a dog/cat/any other animal really had learned to turn door knobs.
      lilfish74 19 jun
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    • My mom's bird divebombs me whenever I come out of my room
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