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    • Call me commander cock
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    • Cocktimous Prime or lord Dickius
      Mr_Iro 22 jul
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    • If you call me after 6 I'll usually pick up
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    • Throckmorton of course
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    • I like darling or babe, or something cute like oryx slayer, slayer of oryx
      naut_joe 22 jul
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    • I like darling but anything cute will do. Fat Papa Schlong is we’re getting serious
      Riastradh 22 jul
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    • YONG SEXC MUDA FOOKA
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      Noobly200 22 jul
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    • I prefer one of my ancient Roman ancestors names, his name is BIGGUS DICKUS have you heard of him?
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    • Big pink donkey dick. All my homies call me big pink donkey dick.
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    • I just want a gal to call me theirs 😭
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    • Little pig boy
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    • You can call me.... Anytime
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    • Bigguss Dickuss.
      LordMalak 24 jul
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    • Darling? Babe? Daddy? Papi? Baby? George?
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    • Honestly I like being called darling
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    • Capt. Ravioli
      DUMPOZER 22 jul
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    • I wanna be called
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    • Address me only as Lord Farquad
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    • Megatron
      Flister 24 jul
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    • I’m old school. I prefer darling.
      PPtugger 22 jul
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    • My Latin name. Pussus Destroyus
      Grada 24 jul
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    • I love it when you call me big papa
      ODogX 24 jul
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    • Call me Dirty Dan
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    • Most the time I call my husband darling but when I feel like fucking with him a little I call him my precious
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    • I’ve never been called anything by a girl, but the boys call me a bitch
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    • Literally you can call them almost exactly what they call you; baby, prince, king, honey, pumpkin, babyboy, daddy, and the list goes on.
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    • To tell you the truth if I was with a girl who I knew loved me, she could call me Fuck nugget for all I care.
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    • you call me by my husbands rank
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    • Call me your little shitstain
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    • I just want a girl to love me
      Voicemail 22 jul
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    • Optimus prime
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    • No way that she actually doesn’t know what to call guys. She’s had to have watched tv or been on social media before
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    • Call me anytime baby ;)
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    • Call me a navy seal because I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed k1lls.
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    • Dagger dick
      Pacific 24 jul
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    • Why, Pendlestick Needledick of course
      ___L___ 24 jul
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    • Preferably you don’t call me at all, woman
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    • George Floyd
      Corm 24 jul
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    • Me when she calls me Master Ham Candle
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    • “Step brother”
      Fistopop 24 jul
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    • They call me young dagger dick
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    • Why tf it sound like it’s hard for her to talk annoying voice
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    • Supreme leader.
      _Kenye_ 24 jul
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    • Nighthawk
      Kewl 22 jul
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    • Whatever, just don’t call me late for dinner.
      RC_Inpact 24 jul
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    • OPTIMUS PRIME, LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS!
      LordMalak 24 jul
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    • Call me sweetheart or sweety or babe or better yet just call me by my name
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    • That Girl's Pretty Hot
      4Pep 22 jul
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    • Call me sandwich man
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    • Hun or darling, I’m a bit old school for gen z
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    • King obviously 👑😤👑
      DAHKn1ght 24 jul
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    • Nfruits 24 jul
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    • I don't have anyone else to tell so I'll put this here. I keep having weird sexual dreams about a friend's gf. She's cool and all but I don't even find her attractive plus she's weird and kinda creepy. She's cool as a friend but why TF am I having these dreams?? Like I feel guilty but I can't contro
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    • I mean if I call you mamma you might as call me daddy, but only allow that in bed not in public please.
      Sagic 24 jul
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    • call me girthqauke
      yomama90 24 jul
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    • I mean just call me and I’ll be happy.
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    • Darling, dear, honey, commander cock
      Forsooth 22 jul
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    • Babe, love, or hun
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    • “You have to call me nighthawk”
      Aviator11 24 jul
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    • DAHK CHOCHOLAT
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    • Call me dude or whatever idgaf
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    • What if youre not chocolate
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    • You call me a disappointment
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    • Just dont call me Shirley
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    • I go by Thundercock nowadays
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    • Call me by my gamertag
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    • Lord Commander
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    • They call me Cpt Long Dong Silver
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    • Dr. Doofenshnigga
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    • It’s 2020, you shall call me HOKAGE
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    • What about big daddy? Or mr spanky?
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    • I miss what love felt like but i don't miss the pain of loosing it.
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    • Lol I ask to be called eagleking because it’s badass
      TMYK 22 jul
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    • Prince or King
      DylanYuhi 26 jul
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    • PussySlayer69 or YoungSkinnyPennis work for me
      natevargo 24 jul
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    • If a bitch called me dark chocolate I’d be pretty turned on
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    • Call me the twelveskin tuna can
      MrHucer 24 jul
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    • Nigga
      Gavman96 24 jul
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    • That sound she made with her mouth before saying “what do we call you” infuriates me
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    • King.
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    • Call me Ben cause my anxiety level is 10 or something idk I didnt see the shos
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    • Sir Fucks Alot or Gazibo
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    • Call me king, bitch
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