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    • Funny story during a lock down a kid had to go to the bathroom, but the lock down kicked in and he shitted himself. We were all trapped in a closet smelling his shit while he cried in embarrassment. Tyler if you can see this return my Lego Bionicle. And I'll delete this comment
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    • I remember some feminists in my class were like “why are they boys the only ones who block the door and get things to fight with” and my teacher (who is a liberal) said “because this isn’t a movie”
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    • Then the girls start screaming and the guys get ready for fight or flight lol
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    • Then the one kid missing a chromosome wearing cargo shorts says "hey were in here!!"
      Nudables 6 jul
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    • I never understood how this would work. The "bad man" is gonna come in and say oh shit it must be Saturday
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    • This was spot the fuck on
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    • He looks like he's tasted dick before
      Geodude 6 jul
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    • I remember my graphics design teacher would tell us that if anyone were to walk through that door during a lockdown, he wants chairs flying.
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    • There was a bomb threat and our schools plan was for everyone to gather in one place at our stadium I was like naw and just left got in trouble but I'll take a suspending over becoming bits and peices
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    • Just saying, if the school sh00ter is a student, you're all royaly fucked because he won't fall for the "lights off door locked" gimmick he'll either sh00t the lock or break the window and put his hand through to unlock it and mow down anyone inside
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    • One time our class didn’t hear that we were supposed to just get up after 10 minutes (like they weren’t announcing the end) but we didn’t hear that so we just sat in the dark for like 25 minutes before another student came in and was like “uh...what are you doing?”
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    • Idk bout any other place but we have medical lockdowns where we just can’t leave the room and the the gunman inside one and my class thought it was the medical one and our teacher was like yea it’s medical we’re fine. The guy who comes around to check doors came to our class and saw we were all.....
      Domshous 6 jul
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    • One time we had a tornado drill, where you sit hunched over with your hands behind your head and it's super uncomfortable. Well, only about half the kids in the hallway were doing it. So the administrator says "Don't end the drill, they aren't listening" literally 3 seconds later the bell rang(1)
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    • TC reminds me of a similar story when my school had a lockdown because some guy was walking around the school with a gun. And when the boys in the class were ready to fight, the girls asked why only the boys were asked to fight. So all the boys (including myself) dropped our “weapons” and went to...
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    • I remember our teachers told us during lock downs we had to wait for a designated teacher to come knock on the door with a specific knock before we could get up, even after the principal announced it was over, just in case a sh00ter was forcing him to say it. Scary shit no one wants to talk about
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    • Any one else notice a decrease in school sh0otings since covid?
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    • I’ve never had a lockdown drill, but the last school I was at went on lockdown every month bc it was in a sketchy area, and my current school has been on the news 3 times in 1 year bc some kid got kidnapped, there was a blubby case, and some guy came with a gun
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    • I was actually in a bathroom during a lockdown and the mfs actually swept the bathrooms, didn’t have anything to fight so I pissed on them :/
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    • Nah, the dumbass kids in my class would run their fucking mouths. One day during a drill they were being really fucking loud, only the trashy girls, so I banged on the hollow spot in the wall and it was really loud. It scared the shit out of em lmao
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    • My school had our “blue point” system go off randomly and we literally had state swat teams swarm the class rooms through windows and point rifles at us and scream “GET THE FUCK DOWN AND HANDS OUT”. It was honestly kinda epic.
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    • Crugarz 6 jul
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    • Wow if my male assistant principal walked past the door and you could hear his heels clacking again the floor, I would've failed that drill so hard
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    • We had a lock down my sophomore year because a kid brought a gun to school and we ended up having to stay and hour after school because of it
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    • Woah! That’s cringe!
      Skicket 6 jul
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    • CeII 6 jul
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    • one time when I was in 7th grade, my campus was pretty much connected to a college campus, and a student at the college had brought a gun on campus, which had made us go on lockdown. Nobody told us what was going on so none of us were taking it seriously and everyone was talking loudly in class....
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    • Normally I don't complain about meme quality, but this was absolute shit
      BigCoke 6 jul
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    • How did this get featured?
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    • I remember I was in the bathroom once taking a shit and the lock down kicked in so I climbed out the window and climbed another part and got on the roof of the school. After I came into class afterwards they were like wtf. Found out later it was not a drill. Apparently the guy went into the-
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    • People at my school once were all joking and shit not taking it seriously, until the teacher was like, “Be quite, we don’t know if they are in the building!”, then everyone started freaking the fuck out and screaming and shit, this one chick was fucking taking selfies, it was wild. (1/2)
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    • I have nothing good to comment on this post, but here I am early.
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    • One year we had a bmb scare and they shoved the entire school in the auditorium. 20 minutes later they sent bmb sniffing dogs in to look under the stage as we were all in the same room. I'll never understand that logic 4 years later
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    • In 5th grade my elementary school had a bomb threat and we just went to the church down the street and watched one of the cars movies until our parents picked us up lol
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    • I once had a principal call a lock down drill a code red .-. Then went around banging on doors saying for us to let her in.
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    • Got to school about 20min late, went to the office got my pass was walking up the stairs to my math class and this dude in a hoodie with it up, hands in his pocket looked like early 30s, he stared at me walking by so I kept the gaze till we passed, my english teacher was coming down the hallway, and
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    • Bruh my history teacher stood next to the door with a baseball bat with a nail in it during a lockdown, he also worked for the government as a pesticides expert in Uruguay in the 70-80’s man definitely worked for the cia
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    • One time we had a evacuation drill during a midterm, and my Spanish teacher (it wasn’t my period with her, but another period of kids) wouldn’t let the kids leave the building, one of my friends told me she said “your grade is more important than your safety” and that was just normal bs she would do
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    • Flashback to 5th grade we was all going to recess and everybody started stampeding back yelling “MRS. ALLEN HEARD GUNSHOTS!!!”
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    • Bro I had a teacher that would do that and then pause, and hot the door hard as fuck to mess with us
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    • I almost got suspended once for asking a teacher why the centralized us for a bomb threat. Doesn't it make more sense to put bombs at the stadium then call in a fake threat to guarantee everyone is in the same place?
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    • Meanwhile the entire time there’s that dumbass group of dudes who are talking loud as shit during the entire thing.
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    • Schools rlly be on another level
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    • And then the fat bitch with blue hair wails like a banshee when the door jiggles even though she knows it’s a drill and not real
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    • Assistant principals are fucking jokes. The one at my school was such a dick. He always talked shit at kids telling them they wouldn't have a future. We should have worked harder, then we could have all grown up to be assistant fucking principals.
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    • Ying makes me wanna use her flash grenades in a bus full of epileptic kids to get the party started
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    • Ching chong ding dong next thing I knew my dog was gone gone
      MDAWG00 6 jul
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    • Facts tho
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    • JackIyn 6 jul
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    • When I was in 2nd grade I went to use the restroom. The drill started & I came back to my classroom locked & my classmates staring at me in the dark. My asshole friend said the man was gonna get me & my teacher shushed her. I cried & begged her to let me in & THEY JUST KEPT STARING AT ME IN SILENCE.
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    • Really iFunny....spam comment?
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    • Gggg
      sPiDyMaN 6 jul
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    • They decided the spring one on us senior year without even letting the teachers know. Needless to say it didn't go well. Everyone did what they were supposed to (they always did anyway) they just also called the cops and their parents. And 3 kids had panic attacks.
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    • I need something good to watch on either Netflix or Disney plus. Suggestions? (No anime)
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    • You’re out of touch *monkeys dance*
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    • School sh00ter simulator
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    • You posted cringe
      brogles 6 jul
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    • Such a bad drill, if ya lock the door youll be safe bitch if someone wanted to kiII kids he would bust that door down
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    • How the fuck does epicfail keep getting tc
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    • BLM..dislike
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    • I'm looking for Epicfail8686
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    • I remeber i was in 7th grade and we were all waiting and they started doing to door thing and i screamed WTF and i got in trouble
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    • The principal and vice principal would stay in the office and the teachers had to lock the door while the students hide then the teacher would loudly tell all of us that we have to be quiet
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    • *proceeds to whip out Russian SKS and scream “better red than dead!”
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    • Convinced that dudes that dress in drag for videos are close homos
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    • Yeah crazy that’s how lockdown drills work. Did I miss the part where a joke was meant to be?
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    • I remember the homeschooled kids down the street were going to hang out with each other. One was walking to the other kids house with a nerf gun and a total Karen called the cops, put the schools in the area in lockdown. The police were so fucking pissed when they saw the recording the lady got.
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    • In high school I went to the bathroom and a lockdown drill started, and I’m just sitting on the pot like ???? Guess I’ll die while peeing
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    • Well, I guess I'll just watch while the anti minority people eventually become less and less common. While it has some problems, the fact that the country is starting to make minority civil movements the good side is great for progress, adapt or get left behind
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    • I would joke around and say "there gunna get us" an" were all gunna die" funny as hell when the chicks would start getting scared and pissy with me
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    • I hate all principals
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    • Saw the blm banner at the end so I disliked
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    • The last time we had a lockdown the teacher said to grab anything that could be used to protect yourself, I picked up a desk
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    • The gayest nigga I’ve ever seen
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    • At my school in each of my classes. Me and two other boys were designated to fuck up anyone who came through that door. One time they annonced lock down on a non drill day me and my homies looked at wach other like. Yeah we are so fucking ready.
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    • One time at my school one of the Assistant principal came to my classroom door and said police open up, I mean firefighters open up
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    • Ayy das my name
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    • We got a bomb threat when I was in music class and when the dumb ass princible came she pulled on the door and naturally my teacher almost clocked her with a garbage can
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    • The way the keys jingle, the walk, and the feet stomps are on the spot💀💀
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    • My cousin had to stay with us on a military baseand he threatened a bomb threat and they are him spread eagle on the concrete
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    • If you got a man bun like that you need to let it keep growing because it doesn’t look good yet
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    • One time I was in a lock down drill and a kid farted but we werent aloud to laugh so everyone was screaming inside and crying cause it was funny- the kid that farted wasn’t crying cause it was funny. That’s all I’m going to say
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    • Hi
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    • As a man who saw interest in guys at some point, I can tell for a FACT that he’s gay.
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    • Blm is a terrorist organization
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    • what school has an assistant principal?
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    • What the fuck are you guys practicing?? Only drills I ever had to do was tornado and fire
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    • my assistant principal isn’t gay
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    • Hey my name is Quentin.
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    • Doughboyz bruh during a drill somone did that shit and carlos peeked through the fucking window
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    • I was in 3rd grade when my entire school district had a lock down because some fucking stupid teenage boys graffitied the high school boys bathroom with bomb threats, we where locked down for like 6 hours. This was the beginning of my hate for teenage boys
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    • Lol this kid lives in my neighborhood
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