• (ASMR) Thanos talks to you about his plans. -
but he's on a lunch break with some fresh
KFC.
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    • Cant help wanting some fresh KFC when youre cutting the universe in half
      salazzle 4 apr
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    • Asmr half and half
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    • My boy Thanos needs a refill for his beverage
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    • If someone, no matter who the fuck they are, eat that mother fucking loudly in front of me I'm bout to beat their ass
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    • God damn dude people who chew like that have a special hell they go to. I just wanna gank their fuckin esophagus anyone know what I'm saying?
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    • People who chew like that are a fucking parasite
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    • What killed me was when they asked “what should Thanos eat next?”
      R1CKBOSS 7 apr
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    • sounds fucking disgusting if you eat like this you are a knucklewalking mongoloid and don't ever talk to me
      Rylan 4 apr
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    • Why do people like asmr I can't fucking stand the sound of somebody chewing that close to a microphone
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    • If thats how thanos chews he deserves whatever kind of death
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    • Dr.Strange: Let me guess, your lunch? Thanos: Yes and it was finger lickin’ good.
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    • frugga 5 apr
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    • Anyone who actually chews like that around other people is the worst kind of person and deserves a slap across the face
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    • Seriously the imagination of some people lmao
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    • Asmr is fucking weird like I’m not even trying to hate or anything but I find the sounds disgusting and unpleasant. Idk how tf people enjoy this shit
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    • Chewing asmr gets on my nerves
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    • OH MY GOD I WILL FUCKING PUT A 50. CAL THOUGH YOUR FUCKING SCKULL IF YOU KEEP FUCKING SMACKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
      i_rp 5 apr
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    • The description of the video is the Wikipedia article for the KGB
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    • I have and never will understand eating asmr. Other videos, sure, but this is just obnoxious.
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    • I find the noises people make while eating to be rather disgusting
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    • Would the food vegans eat be considered living? Meaning Thanos just snapped away half of someones salad
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    • It’s a black guy that’s chewing. You can tell because they don’t close their mouths and sound louder.
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    • SprinkIe 4 apr
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    • Lemme tell you something gamora *starts eating a piece of chicken* fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe
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    • _Andy_ 4 apr
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    • "Thanos explains his plants while loudly chewing with his mouth wide open like a complete asshole - ASMR"
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    • I always wondered why their drinks always be sounding like they’re empty
      Antonidas 11 apr
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    • KFC so good thanos snapped it into existence
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    • That's how good pussy sounds like
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    • I can’t fucking stand people smacking their fucking lips talking and smacking Jesus Christ someone should round them up and kill them
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    • People chewing with their mouth open are awful
      TheTexas 8 apr
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    • Thanos needs to close his foken mouth at the table
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    • Troy2001 7 apr
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    • Oh I hate that fucking noise
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    • Someone tell that fucker to chew with his mouth closed
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    • Yo im fried as fuck and this shits absolutely hilarious for no fucking reason
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    • NIGGA IF YOU DON'T CLOSE YO MOUTH RIGHT TF NOW
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    • Nigga chew with yo mouth closed
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    • The sound of eating makes me want to fucking die
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    • I can’t describe how much I hate smacking sounds from eating
      Affiance 4 apr
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    • What should Thanos eat next?
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    • FIRST OFF THANOS CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED
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    • This shit is so stupid. Whoever wants to hear people chew are insane.
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    • I fucking hate people acting like they got big ass jaws when they smack
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    • People that smack should be smacked themselves
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    • Anyone who chews like that should be executed
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    • This is disgusting
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    • They didn't tell me they were recording this part
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    • Close yall mouth you troglodyte homunculus
      C_Matic 7 apr
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    • I'm only laughing at the what should Thanos eat next?
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    • close your mouth nigga damn
      kroww 7 apr
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    • Sounds like that scene from pulp fiction
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    • When people eat that loudly I want to rip their fucking heads off
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    • The smacking sound is fucking grating
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    • Meme culture is fucking weird
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    • I hate ASMR. The sound of a wet mouth while talking and chewing and eating and drinking and swallowing. I can’t fucking stand it. I literally have to leave the room or have headphones in listening to something else.
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    • Perfectly crispy as all kfc should be
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    • Thanos eat with your damn mouth closed
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    • Fake, the red bar touched the grey bar and it was still running perfectly fine
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    • Ok wtf iFunny
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    • Anyone who eats with their mouth open and or smacks I immediately have to urge to break their jaw
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    • Quit smacking your lips you fucking ape
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    • The chewing sounds make me SO AaaAAANGrYyY
      Hekelek 5 apr
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    • Chicken isn’t usually something one considers when balancing the universe... but this does put a smile on my face.
      MrAvdol 5 apr
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    • Not going to lie, that's a decent Thanos impression
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    • I usually hate all Marvel features but this one was alright
      Barleyy 5 apr
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    • I can smell this mf's breath through the screen
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    • Im not listening to this, i literally CANNOT STAND the sound of people eating with their mouth open, its actually made me violent in the past, i remember punching my brother in the throat because he chewed with his mouth open
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    • Destroys half of the universe.. watches the sunset.. grieves... and then goes to KFC.. the fuck kinda schedule is this?
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    • This is the most terrible thing I’ve ever heard and I didn’t even listen to more than a second of it
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    • i just bought 17 dollar imax tickets. i better see an ant man ripping open thanos's butt crack
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    • Chewing obnoxiously isn’t ASMR, chewing like a normal, functional human being is
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    • "I also heard that u were- *nom* a king amongst other things..."
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    • who did this voice? it’s so spot on
      kwite 4 apr
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    • Close your mouth as you chew, Thanos has no manners.
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    • Stop smacking thanos you nasty bastard
      waylonm 4 apr
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    • Thanos needs to close his fuckin mouth did his mother not teach him manners
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    • Why the actual fuck do people willingly listen to videos of other people smacking their food and call it relaxing/ASMR? It's one of my biggest pet peeves
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    • Thanos eats like a fucking ape. If you chew with your mouth open around me I'm gonna punch you in the goddamn teeth
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    • I'm down for some KFC rn
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    • One doesn't think of eating KFC when taking over the world, but this does put a smile on my face
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    • Eat with your mouth closed, homie
      KyKy 7 apr
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    • I fucking hate eating sounds, but that's funny
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    • Fact that they're getting featured by screen recording other people's YouTube videos is a disgrace they shouldn't allow this to be featured
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    • Has he no manners? Lol
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