My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten,
1941.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
5 oct 2020
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten, 1941.
How think I look like eating a watermelon
Reality
happy_sneakyrico26 happy_sneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
How think I look like eating a watermelon Reality
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
ReDnEcK689 ReDnEcK689
21 sep 2020
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
SOLVEVOUR PROGLEMS
BUT HEITHER WILL
WATER OR MILE.
anarchistmindset420 anarchistmindset420
10 nov 2020
SOLVEVOUR PROGLEMS BUT HEITHER WILL WATER OR MILE.
USA
\ "You're telling me
this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion?
That is physically impossible."
BEN SHAPIRO
LivingOffTheLand LivingOffTheLand
20 nov 2020
USA \ "You're telling me this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion? That is physically impossible." BEN SHAPIRO
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip