• KENYA: CHINESE TOURIST ARRESTED WITH 300 ZEBRA PENISES IN HIS LUGGAGE
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    • He was probably trying to sell them on Chinese street markets as Aphrodisiacs or just Exotic animal parts
      korinman 16 oct
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    • that's was for ifunny moderators so they can eat a bag of dicks
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    • Finally a news network I can trust
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    • How tf he keep them cooled. Your suposed to keep organs cooled right?
      Massfart5 17 oct
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    • I seen this a few years ago but it's still fucking great
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    • Thats basicly just lunch for chinese.
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    • If he had that many, it was a good score to resell most likely on the black market (and online) because some people spend big $ thinking it gives them virility or even makes them live longer.
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    • Why was his Shaq impression so good tho?
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    • Third fucking feature LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    • "if i start snitchin, he starts snatchin and i ain't got time for that" PLEASE
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    • "If I start snitchin', he starts snatchin' and I ain't got time for that"
      Okapis 19 oct
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    • The Chinese legit still think you could eat dried animal dick and suddenly have the sex drive of said animal, its retarded tbh
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    • How bout them G rafts tho
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    • "If I start snitchin, hes gonna start snatchin"
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    • That Shaq impression was spot on lmao
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    • “I start snitching he gone start snatching” 😂😂😂
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    • Geerafs
      Daraku 19 oct
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    • I start snitchin', he start snatchin'.
      Ou812iC 18 oct
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    • Traditional Chinese medicine. Those things will go for a fortune. They commonly take things from Africa illegally.
      bmarzke 18 oct
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    • I like your funny words magic man
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    • “like Chex mix”
      Undyne1 18 oct
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    • He makes 3 Penis Wine.
      DN13 18 oct
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    • G-raff
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    • Jee Raff
      AppleAss 18 oct
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    • I dont understand why the chinese have such a disregard for nature, if we let them they'd steam roll all of nature in a half assed atempt at making coruscant, just a shittier more polluted version
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    • Damn. How long is my order being delayed for? Will I get a refund?
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    • Chinese people and their culture are disgusting and shit
      nasumaki 18 oct
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    • Gee-raf
      Approxy 20 oct
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    • Buffalo dicks
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    • Fuck the chinese
      Acheron3 20 oct
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    • "Boss, you're gonna want to take a look at this.." "If there's a dick on that screen I swear to go...oh... there really is one."
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    • G-raff
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    • Do not question a God
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    • that’s only 453 what are the rest
      dad__ 19 oct
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    • And out of all the dicks he had the biggest one for having the balls to cut off 14 lion’s dicks
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    • A G-RAFFE
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    • a jee raff
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    • "Do you keep them sorted and labeled or do you just mix them all together like Chex Mix"
      oxGrEeKxo 19 oct
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    • He said 309 from "a" zebra... Man that's one fucked up zwbra
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    • G Raf
      sissyadam 19 oct
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    • At least he didn't smuggle them in his ass
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    • Yeah, eastern medicine is just potion making. Probably also need eye of newt
      Citylight 19 oct
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    • Now I know you're not allowed to bring animal dicks through the TSA
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    • Reminds me of the time the aliens wanted to snatch up Philip jay Fry's dick so they could eat it and fuck each other! Apparently human dicks are viagra so maybe the same situation? O.o
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    • So they should take that mother fuckers cock off with a dull rusty butter knife very slowly!!!
      Papaerm 19 oct
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    • He sounds like Chris Rock
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    • Chinese “medicine” and how it involves nooning ether endangered animals or destroying species.
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    • I start snitchin' ,he start snatchin'
      Scorpius1 19 oct
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    • jee-raff
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    • "Do you have it all labeled separately or do you have all mixed like Chex Mix?" 😂
      Silly9 19 oct
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    • The guy has probably sucked so many human dicks that he got bored. Decided to try something more exotic.
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    • That’s kinda gay
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    • Asians are no good
      Shmesh 18 oct
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    • He really went H UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRIOOOO
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    • This guy is awesome. Him and “brown listerine guy” should have a show.
      vangey38 18 oct
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    • Don't know who this guy is, but he is hilarious!
      Cory88 18 oct
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    • G-RAFFE
      itsbill 18 oct
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    • G raff
      Chadman 18 oct
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    • Bush meat
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    • Geeraf
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    • Why this man always dressed like he’s coming from a funeral from 1992
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    • That was funny as shit
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    • Ah, yes. Coochie man's arch enemy. Penis man.
      Luka_Lux 18 oct
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    • I’ve never laughed this hard before. Holy shite!
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    • Average furry
      Niggolo 18 oct
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    • from a g-raff
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    • the eastern 'medicine' markets are gross.
      Itztla 18 oct
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    • I gonna start snitchin he gob start snatchin lmao
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    • Geee raff
      SirGoots 18 oct
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    • Chinese people make drinks from animal penises as a "male enhancement" medicine. He was probably gonna sell them to a dealer and get mad cash from it.
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    • Bro his Shaq voice was on point tho 😂😂😂👍🏻
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    • All those good penises probably went to waste
      Lapsed 18 oct
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    • He was probably harvesting them for a restaurant I kid you not Google penis restaurant in China
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    • I appreciate the way "36 Buffalo dicks" rolls off the tongue.
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    • “If I start snitchin he gon start snatchin” lmao
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    • Chex Mix penis edition
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    • Shetiedmydickinaknot
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    • They’re all for your mom
      Impulse02 18 oct
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    • Gee-raph
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    • This the capital of Kenya come visit but don't bring your pets unless they're neutered lol
      0debutant 18 oct
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    • I didnt hear it, did he also have human horn?
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    • He had a quest to turn in
      Cthun 18 oct
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    • POV: you’re a zebra
      ItsTheOne 18 oct
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    • rocks are subhuman
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    • He was gonna make 3 penis wine.
      hanimal 18 oct
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    • Is this the guy who voices Marty from Madagascar? If so that makes this a lot funnier
      ATPgang 20 oct
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    • why are assholes with less than 200 days here getting fetured ive been here for ove 900 not one fucking time ive ever been fetured
      jackasss 18 oct
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    • Cmon now. He a seller. His biggest customers are probably white girls with daddy issues
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    • Why are we not vivisecting poachers & their customers
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    • I used to follow this guy on insta but then he thought his political opinion mattered and it got really boring
      222tdt 18 oct
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    • Chinese people eat anything. Imagine eating a lion penis, thats a super delicacy
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    • Most people believe that if they eat animal parts it will make their dick bigger or work once again. There’s no science behind this just superstition and ignorance.
      aYoXenon 18 oct
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    • Dick molds for sex toys? Its weird but I doubt people would eat them
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    • Got i hate Chinese people
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    • If you see an asian in africa you shoot on sight
      Bogwandi 18 oct
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    • Traditional Chinese "medicine" is so fucking retarded. No Mr.Ling eating a tiger penis ain't going to get bitches on your dick.
      __Ty__ 18 oct
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    • Never heard it called a G raff
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