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i finally did it. i finally made a video of
some of my favorite spongebob quotes
in the whole series. i finally fucking did
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    • Patrick goes: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” *thought bubble with a carton of milk spilling*
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    • “Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?” “You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought” “One more crack like that and you're out of here!” “No, please! I have three kids!”
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    • One of my favorites is where Patrick is running up to his attic and remembers he doesn’t have one and then falls back on to the ground. And then runs up towards the attic again and falls.
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    • “OH NO HE’S HOT!”
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    • bold and brash! More like belongs in the trash!
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    • I see a lack of “patrick that’s a pickle” “yes.”
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    • H e b u r n t m y s h a k e
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    • I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
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    • Goodbye everybody I'll remember you all in therapy
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    • Spongebob:” Are you ready to go crazy?!?” Patrick: “I’m already hearing voices!!!”
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    • “Finland!”
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    • Hey pal you just blown in from stupid town
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    • “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
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    • Spongebob: “Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward! The sky had a baby.” Squid: “That’s not a baby. That’s a giant rusty anchor” Patrick: “Hey spongebob the sky had a baby”
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    • I want more out of context SpongeBob
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    • mother?
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    • Have you forGOT WHAT WE’RE LOOKING FOR KNEE DEEP IN YESTERDAYS TOP 40 SONGS?
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    • "Status report mr squarepants!" "The whole ship is underwater sir"
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    • “I will dismantle the estabIishment BOARD BY BOARD! I will saw the tables of tyranny IN HALF! KNAW at the ankles of big business!”
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    • "Someone should put you in a BOX floating down the RIVER GRANDMA."
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    • “Sqidward, they’ve taken over the navy”
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    • Patrick, your genius is showing *covering crotch* WHERE?!
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    • “I guess you’re gonna miss the PANTY RAID”
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    • “Take that pile of filth out” “HUH, you shouldn’t talk about Squidward like that!”
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    • "I don't like Pistachio!" "Then why did you ask for it?"
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    • “What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!” “Oh I know!” *blows second giant paint bubble* “Two giant paint bubbles!”
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    • Sorry I don’t speak Italian
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    • “I am just a kid(...)But that’s ok! Cuse I did what everyone said a kid couldn’t do! I made it to Shell City, beat the Cyclops, rode the Hasselhoff and brought the crown BACK! So yeah I’m a kid, a goofball, a wingnut, and a KNUCKLEHEAD MCSPAZATTON! but most of all I’m..I’m..I’M..I’M A GOOFY GOOBER!”
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    • People say that spongebob was still good after the first movie, but it never lived up to this gold after the show started going downhill. Last ive seen of the series its a fucking nightmare
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    • Spongebob: what do we do now? Patrick: let’s get naked! Spongebob: No let’s save that for when we sell real estate.
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    • In the first seven episodes there are 11 memes.
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    • Where the leak ma’am
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    • "You're good! You're good! You're good!" *Ship getting torn apart*
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    • Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
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    • SpongeBob: “You’re good! You’re good! You’re good! You’re good!” While Patrick is wrecking the flying Dutchman’s ship 😂
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    • SOILED IT!! SOILED IT!!! SOILED IT!!!
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    • Plankton: "Be assertive!" *Spongebob sticks finger in man's pocket.* Plankton: "NOT INSERTIVE!"
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    • “My name’s not RIIIIIIIIIIICK!”
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    • “Idk but he’s got a megaphone”
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    • Patrick: “it may be stupid, but it’s allso dumb.”
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    • “That’s not my wallet”
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    • *squidward clarinet noises* *doorbell rings* “hi we’re from the animal hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises”
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    • "who you calling pin head"
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    • “East? I thought you said weast!”
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    • “Uhh I can explain”
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    • “Are you feeling it now mr. krabs?” “We use to best people up for saying things like that”
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    • “Flag twirlers! Come on! Let’s see some spinning!” *fly into blimp* *blimp explodes*
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    • Rev up those fryers, because I sure am hungry
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    • Its not a boulder... Its a rock!
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    • “They come from a bomb factory... they’re BOMBS”
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    • "Am I a pretty girl?"
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    • “MY LEG !!”
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    • I liked when squidward said he was claustrophobic and patrick: "ho, ho, ho!" Spongebob: "stop it patrick, you're scaring him!" &c
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    • "East? I thought you said weast." "You had it set to M for mini when you should have had it set to W for Wumbo"
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    • “Good morning Krusty Crew!” “Hey Patrick, are you ready for the big night out tonight?” “Yeah, It’s gonna rock!” “Are you ready to go crazy?!” “I’M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!”
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    • “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
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    • I thought of something funnier than 24.... what is it? ....25
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    • VICTORY SCREECH
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    • "holy fish paste it's a guy!"
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    • "DO IT AGAIN I WASN'T LOOKING"
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    • I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo
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    • "This is a load of barnacles..."
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    • Theres way better
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    • "Who wants a Krabby patty at 3 in the morning" Patrick: "Oh Boy 3 AM" (proceeds to eat a krabby patty)
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    • "Spongebob, let me ask you something... does this look dangerous?"
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    • "Hahaha, fall right out of the sky" "Dude, we're falling right ot of the sky!"
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    • Notice how they’re all from the golden seasons (1-3)
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    • That's not crazy talk, THIS IS CRAZY TALK! HABLABLA BLA BLABBALALALLA BLABAABBALA
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    • To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump
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    • OVERRRRTIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMME!?!?!?
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    • MmYyYyy LeeEGg
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    • Mihoy minoy minoy
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    • Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and *thwap* MEEEeEEEeeeEEEEE
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    • Did you try setting it to wumbo
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    • Its a giraffe
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    • “Digging”
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    • “Pardon my french but... GET THIS THING OFF ME!” -Patrick
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    • A patty is a patty
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    • "But don't genius live in a lamp?"
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    • “Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly… anchovies.” “What?” “ANCHOVIES!”
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    • “Hahahahahahah, it’s a giraffe”
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    • "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!"
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    • “Have you ever been convicted of a felony?” “What’s a felony?” “Being too darn happy all the time” “OH YEAH lots and lots of felonies!”
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    • "SPIIIDER!!!" " PATRICK NO" BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
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    • “Yes that’s a great idea, Patrick, you’re genius is showing.” “ WhErE?!??”
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    • I nearly forgot that the older episodes actually had clever moments
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    • which one ah you flatfoots stole my lollipop
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    • Did you set it to wumbo
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    • "WHERE'S THE LEAK MA'AM
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    • "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
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    • FINLAAAAAAND
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    • Band geeks best episode tho
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    • The comments have what the video is lacking.
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    • Patrick’s secret box episode: “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about secrets is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly” I’m not proud I know that by memory
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    • Look, Gary, doubloons! Don't drop em!
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    • Meow! Whyd i just do that..?
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    • You like Krabby patties don’t you squidward
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    • “Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?”
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    • "Welcome to the krusty krab where the evolutionary clock ticks backwards." Probably my favorite quote from the show.
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