• A great Ittie device Incase of
earthquakes:
I highly doubt these were invented for
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    • Ah yes, I need this because I always do the sex
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    • And I swear the bed is always the loudest when your trying to be quiet.
      AspenAska 17 jun
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    • Ah yes. "Earthquakes".
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    • Wife and I could have used those in our first apartment. Instead, we had a giant Red Panda plushie blocking it. The things that poor plushie has seen...
      Zombunneh 17 jun
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    • We fucking in the Minecraft bed tonight
      rikkk 17 jun
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    • When the inventor learns that they are used for purposes other than “earthquakes.”
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    • Ok, funny shit, my bed slams into my wall because I’m fucking huge and I flip onto that shit, so I shoved a pillow in between and I had my sister as why it was there, cause “I know your ugly ass isn’t having ladies over”
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    • Yep I use them when my family is over so they don't hear the primal ball slapping dick destroying pussy pounding sex
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    • Yeah dude I also have the seks. Hello fellow seks doer
      Calbon 17 jun
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    • Mommy and Daddy are starting another "earthquake"
      zerosober 19 jun
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    • All the comments calling her a whore are angry no one wants to fuck them
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    • It’s for when you got the thunder down under.
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    • It was invented so the school thot doesn’t wake up her single mother
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    • The last thing i've ever thought during an earthquake was "oh no, my bed will shake"
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    • Now that I know these exist, it’s my goal to find and remove them. My mission is to have everyone within earshot know we fuckin.
      CodyBobby 17 jun
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    • Mom and Dad have that
      KVGE 19 jun
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    • “This is brilliant. We can use these during Earthquakes”. “Earthquakes?”
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    • Finally an invention that can stop those selective earthquakes I get by my house, for some reason they only strike my parents room, weird I guess huh.
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    • Designed for high impact sex
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    • Earthquakes 😳
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    • Where can I find these? Asking for a friend
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    • For PusseyQuakes
      RYAT 17 jun
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    • Yes... earthquakes...
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    • Yeah they were obviously first used as anal plugs
      BlameGame 19 jun
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    • Dude, stop making fun of me. I’m not that fat.
      Remix_DD 19 jun
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    • Whats it called? For earthquakes
      KOmedic 19 jun
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    • You're gonna fuck up your walls
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    • What are they called
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    • These dont fucking work, i had it in my dormatory to prevent coworkers from hearing mr banging my wife and these literally just falls off the wall
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    • I bet this will come in handy for those times my dad beats me
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    • I am like an earthquake because I ripped your family apart by fucking your mom
      rzcool 17 jun
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    • All fine and well until you put a little too much force onto the two small points of contact and it punches two holes in your wall
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    • It's called a bed frame anti-shake tool
      Ben55313 19 jun
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    • “Earthquakes”
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    • Incorrect, it is for earthquakes
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    • What are they called
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    • Fact: sex can be quiet or loud
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    • JESUS IS WATCHING ALL OF YOU
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    • They wear out in 2 weeks
      JG72 20 jun
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    • Yeah now you arent gonna wake up during an earthquake and you’re gonna be in danger
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    • Wouldn’t it be better to make it have a spring instead of being a solid rod? Because it still dampens the noise but doesn’t have a chance of damaging the wall
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    • Whats the product name I need these for “earthquakes”
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    • But for me the bed squeaks comes from the frame of the bed and mattress itself and not it actually hitting the wall
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    • Thought the earth wasn’t supposed to shake till the honeymoon.
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    • Hoho yes I am the sex haver
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    • Yea the earthquake created by my huge fucken meat slamming on my girls pussy
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    • Invented by scarred kids
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    • yeah. "earthquakes".
      Kasagure 19 jun
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    • I live in California and I’m a survivor of three large scale earthquakes. My friends and family’s dead because of it and I have nothing left
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    • NEED!
      Neno1313 19 jun
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    • AmerikanKarnage yo wtf would this do against an earthquake anyway 😂
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    • Only legends will understand the old pillow in the corner of the bed frame trick
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    • ThalajDaWuffV2 hey babe we don't have to through out the headboard anymore!
      trex20 19 jun
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    • I’m so tired of seeing this 5 times a day on this app
      crxy 19 jun
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    • Babe I think our future apartment, and only our apartment, will experience an earthquake AndyDwyer
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    • armedsilently almost tagged you in this but you repubbed it
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    • But that's how you know you puttin' work in.
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    • I don’t last long enough to really bother anyone. It usually just sounds like someone is angrily rolling over. I know this because that’s how it sounds when the girl rolls over after.
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    • Sexxxx lol SEX! Women love having sexxxxxx sex sex sex alllll about seeeexxxxx fuck yea
      deflated 22 jun
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    • Those were made for bedrocks🥴
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    • I could use that for my 3d printer because it shakes so much
      RedElmo 21 jun
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    • Feet?
      sadfruits 21 jun
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    • That’s the best part of sex! Hearing how fast you can make it clap the wall😂
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    • Also what happens when it just slides forwards? Then you’re back to square one with extra pieces.
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    • That’s why I call my dick the “girthquake”
      lombardi 20 jun
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    • I I thru and act of God actually fuck a girl everyone is gonna hear that wall bang for the whole 20 seconds I last
      dontcheck 20 jun
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    • I had sex three times last week, now I think I’m ready for a partner!
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    • Now I can finally jackoff in silence
      Yatsuto 20 jun
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    • I don’t understand, what would these be used for, I’m a visual learner so include pictures
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    • I would use those when I'm vibing and kissing the Bois goodnight
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    • Sleeps through the earthquake and dies cuz building collapses
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    • “Earthquakes” Sure 😂
      LegaSea 20 jun
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    • Right... Earthquakes
      Czek 20 jun
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    • Adjustable Threaded Bed Frame Anti-Shake Tool on Amazon
      Nemisi910 19 jun
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    • Tilraun_Hvitr if you end up finding these, can we get some please
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    • Imagine having sex on a bed
      Bogfoor 19 jun
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    • Does it work for masturbating too?
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    • Sure, earthquakes CTC_and_DCF
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    • IT CLEARLY SAYS “FUCKBOYPROBLEMS” SO YOU KNOW THIS WASN’T MEANT FOR GODDAMN EARTH QUAKES
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    • In case of world-ending earth-shattering sex
      Skware 19 jun
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    • Knockin' da Boots Song by H-Town plays
      Tramane15 19 jun
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    • Oh
      Teariak 19 jun
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    • im 17 and ive never experienced an earthquake
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    • What are these called? My headboard is super wobbly because of how wide the of my wall is, and I’m tired of my collectibles falling off.
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    • Now when I handcuff her, she won’t wake the neighbors!
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    • Nasty
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    • Oh it was invented for earthquakes alright. The earthquake of deez nuts!
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    • Me and the wife are sick of trying to be quiet , my boys are old enough to know , dads fucking slapping cheeks with reckless abandon and mom is okay...trust me.
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    • What type of fat bitches you be fucking to rock your whole bed
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    • No your just a whore
      S_p_i_c_y 17 jun
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    • women sex joke
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    • Where do i get that
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    • I own my own house so I can fuck as loud as I want and I enjoy the backboard banging as I SLAM into that pussy
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    • Yeah earthquakes, sounds about right
      OREOJAF 27 jun
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