When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like...
Someone will die.
comedywizard comedywizard
22 sep 2020
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like... Someone will die.
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the
door.
RamiroGarcia0 RamiroGarcia0
24 sep 2020
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the door.
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
bolte bolte
26 sep 2020
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse"
My dementia patient:
is
@codebluememes
Yo
FUCKING WANT ONE?
IWannaKanoonMyselfB IWannaKanoonMyselfB
16 sep 2020
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse" My dementia patient: is @codebluememes Yo FUCKING WANT ONE?
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
No
I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
utter_siegedaddy utter_siegedaddy
11 jun
No I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
7 may
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)