• made a friend on our boat
ride this morning
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    • I would've hugged the thing
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    • Spare coochie ma’am
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    • During the whole video, I’m thinking about how the propeller might shred them. I hope no accidents happened after the video.
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    • That freaks me out inside I feel like they’d hit the engine even tho it’s under
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    • I’m always worried they’re gonna slip and hit the propeller under the boat
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    • *slips and gets chopped by the propeller*
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    • I’m glad they have an inboard motor
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    • Cute until the prop gets a piece of him
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    • Damn look out for the rudder
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    • He left when the music stopped
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    • Mild panic attack when I noticed how close it was to the motor
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    • I get anxious thinking about propellers
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    • I'm always concerned these guys are going to hit the prop
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    • I always get so scared that one might hit the prop
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    • *seal proceeds to slip and fall into the motor causing blood and flesh chunks to spill everywhere*
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    • Omfg that gives me terrible anxiety that it's going to hurt itself on the propeller
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    • Why'd they cut out the song? that was the best part.
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    • Imagine if he jumped off the back and got chopped up by the propellers
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    • There cute until you realize the oils on their skin are so annoying to get of the boat
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    • Isn't he too close to the propellers 😱😱😱
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    • Turn off the fucking propeller dipshits
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    • That’s Pancho!! This is in Cabo San Lucas. He jumps on the back of any boat with fish on it! Hopped on the back of my boat to try to snag my yellowfin.
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    • I'm just worried about it getting killed by the motor
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    • He’s trying not to be eaten by something scary down there 😶
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    • I mean why turn off his jams he didn’t come there for you
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    • *get chewed up by motor*
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    • Who da fuck turned off redbone.
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    • He’s running away from something. When they’re being hunted by something they climb up onto rocks or anything else floating they can use. As for example a passing boat
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    • Anyone else worrying that the engine may chop his balls off
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    • Inches away from having his seal penis cut clean off.
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    • I hope that isn't an outboard motor
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    • Anyone remember when one of these tried to grab a kid off a pier to eat her?
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    • Until they get chopped up by the motor
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    • Then it swims into the prop and gets shredded to chummy bits...
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    • “Come and Get your Love” by RedBone is the Song at the beginning
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    • Seals are the shit. They're just water dogs.
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    • *goes back in the water, tail gets chopped off cause they didn’t turn off the engine*
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    • Why the fuck did you stop playing the jams
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    • Are there not sharp spinning blades on the back of that boat!
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    • He was actually just enjoying the jets on his genitalia.
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    • Hey'a... There's a murder fan inches from them ...
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    • (Gets chewed up by the propellers
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    • When the motor is choppin up yo dick
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    • I was afraid it was gonna hit the prop
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    • his nuts gettin chopped by that motor atm
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    • MY TAIL IS STUCK IN THE MOTOR!
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    • He wouldn't be so cute if he decided to lean up where the engine was
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    • When a seal does this he is either being chased by killer whales or sharks, this just shows how smart they are at escaping predators.
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    • He was prob trying to tell them they just ran over his friend.
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    • What about the propeller couldn’t it of hit him
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    • When seals jump in your boat like that they are fleeing the water. 10 bucks says there was a shark or an orca close by.
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    • *orca swoops In and yeets the seal*
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    • They are riding on the boat's wake, it's easier to travel in water that way, they might have been accustomed to nice people feeding them too.
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    • *gets shredded by propeller*
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    • Thought that mf propeller was going to rock his shit as soon as he got off the boat
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    • How is he not getting caught and sliced to death on the engine?
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    • But the propeller
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    • Gets chopped up by propellers
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    • I was constantly worried he’d get cut by the propellers
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    • *gets caught in the prop*
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    • How his guts not getting grounded by the engine
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    • pet that good boy
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    • Those things will bite your fucking hand off. Good thing she didn’t try to pet it
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    • Nice choice of music
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    • prolly running from a whale
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    • Hope it doesn’t get killed by the motor
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    • Did anyone else see the video of these sea doggos dragging a small girl into the water?
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    • The seals name is Pancho and is in Cabo San Lucas in Mexico, he loves to jump on the back of tour boats
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    • There warning human that there is great danger in global warming
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    • I'd be afraid the prop was going to multch them up
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    • “Yo y’all got food on here?”
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    • Bruh I hope he didn't touch the spinning blade thing
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    • Yo why'd the music stop I was into it
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    • I went on a whale/dolphin watching trip thing in New Jersey and the dolphins memorize the boat schedule so people can see them and they play around the hull of the boat
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    • He’s definitely trying to get away from a great white in the area lmao
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    • I always worry about the motor
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    • Good thing it didn't hit the motor blades or anything...
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    • I hope that’s an inboard motor... lolls
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    • I would be so scared they would swim into the propeller
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    • Does everyone just forget about the video where the seal breaches out of the water and grabs the little girl. Still wild animals
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    • The music stopping gives me anxiety
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    • Usually they do this....because something is chasing them....
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    • I hope they don’t hit the motor
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    • Lmao so he was smooth as fuck scared me tbh i feel like she was just as surprised as me 😂😂 even tho so cute.
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    • Heys um heys got any fish
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    • All of you saying he should pet the wild animal are forgetting one crucial detail. It's a WILD Animal! Never, for your own safety and theirs, pet a wild animal. Let alone one that could crunch on your hand as it drags you down just for giggles.
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    • He just lettin the propellers blow out his dick
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    • whyd they stop the song
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    • This song is godly
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    • Love this song
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    • He jumped on the back of the boat because that shit feels good on his seal nuts
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    • Where’d the music go?
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    • that thing could’ve got fucked up from that boat engine
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    • How the hell were they not ripped up by the motor!?
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    • Im a grown ass man and I would’ve screamed bloody murder for a sec
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    • “Allow me to introduce myself, I’m Korg, I’m kinda like the leader in here”
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    • His lower torso is getting shredded by the motor
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    • It’s all fun in games till he gets shredded by the rotors or drags someone to the deep
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