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    • Instructions unclear I forgot to jump out of the plane
      itsRuby 7 aug
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    • Fuck that, I’m aiming for a residential area and making sure people will remember me till the day they die
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    • Bruh 0.01%? At that point ima just say fuck it and make the sickest cannonball ever...
      _nl993r_ 7 aug
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    • Nah man. That sounds like it’ll hurt. Ima just do some sick flips and die
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    • You're alive but probably won't ever walk again
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    • Land in someone’s backyard while they having a bbq
      og04 7 aug
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    • Thank god, I’m litteraly falling from the sky right now, just hope I have time to finish this comment and watch the video before I
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    • imagine someone's parachute failed and the first thing they do is open ifunny and scroll through years of liked memes
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    • Okay but what would happen if I angle my body along a mountain side and start running really fast?
      DrLove27 8 aug
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    • It didn’t wor-
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    • Why is this sped up
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    • I'm just gonna aim my corpse at the first thing that looks like an enemy, because there's already gonna be nothing left to bury
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    • Wow so many people in this comment section are fucking dumb. WATER IS LIKE CONCRETE WHEN YOU'RE FALLING FROM THE FUCKING SKY. YOU WILL DIE IF YOU FALL INTO THE WATER.
      Taelor 8 aug
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    • Wait, what if you only see concre-
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    • Aim for the water got it
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    • Out of curiosity, what would happen if I tried to do an actual dive into the water, making my impact as narrow and as straight as possible (like dropping a sharpened pencil into water, lead-side first)?
      TheNja09 7 aug
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    • oh boy im at 74.24 seconds oh im so exc
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    • Don’t aim for the water? Buddy I have years of Minecraft experience, I think I’m gonna aim for the water.
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    • You could also pull your chute back in and throw it again if it get tangled
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    • Plan A... don’t get in plane... Plan B don’t sky dive...
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    • Can’t you just try to open the primary chute manually?
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    • "Hold on lemme just pull out this video"
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    • Ima like this so if this happens I’ll pull out my phone, scroll through iFunny, and scroll through my memes until I find this and use it
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    • Ngl I don’t think I’d wanna survive that one
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    • Just fall up bro
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    • Thanks, I’ll just stay at home.
      Plain 8 aug
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    • Would landing from that high be a quick death
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    • Land through a kindergarten roof and mentally scar the children for life
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    • This is bullshit. If video games have taught me anything, it's that no matter how high I'm falling from, I'll be totally fine as long as I land IN water
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    • At the last second I’m shouting FALCON KICK!
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    • This guy is lying. Ive seen dream break his fall with water many times. You guys are being misinformed
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    • Why did you speed it up
      PooLmao 8 aug
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    • I worked at the Airborne School on Ft Benning and one of the instructors got tangled up in his chute like a cigar. He plummeted over 1,200ft and bounced when he hit the ground. They got him untangled and he stood up and started walking. No injuries or anything. He then started teaching at the school
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    • So is water bad because it might drown you with your parachute
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    • My pencil dive would cut through water like a knife
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    • Full Video by austinmcconnell on YouTube. Great channel.
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    • Wow. This guy is a legend and still no credit? Petition to report any account that posts entire YouTube videos without credit
      moldydog 8 aug
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    • Why I will never go skydiving
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    • Do a Peggy Hill
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    • Austin McConnell on YouTube
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    • Fuck that, sounds like it would hurt, I’ll just find a tree to impale myself on so atleast I’ll be remembered as dying in an epic way
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    • So there’s only a .01% chance the backup will even work?
      matman34 8 aug
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    • On the tree part what if you land directly in the middle of a tree
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    • BACKUP CHUTE ISN'T WORKING, FUCKING TALK FADTER IM GETITNG XOSER TOVRHE GORUD
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    • "You gon squat! Pray! Leap! Ahh! And the touchdown! Yes sir that's SPLAT!"
      a_derose 8 aug
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    • Gory, gory what a helluva way to die. Gory, gory what a helluva way to die. Gory, gory what a helluva way to die. And he ain't gonna jump no more.
      _Mental_ 8 aug
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    • Oh so you're more likely to survive this than to die from Covid-19?
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    • Is this assumption that you tried to pull your first parachute as soon as you jumped?
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    • In 1984 when parachuting for fun had just become something people found popular to do in California i jumped for the 5th time and on my own for the first time i pulles my chute and it bacame tangled and snapped my backup chute didn't deploy and all i had was a droug chute ment to deploy the 1/2
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    • Austin McConnell is one of the best YT channels
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    • What about jello? Would a giant jello structure help to save you or are you still a gone but jello flavored?
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    • Can't you reach in and manually take the chute out? Is that not possible?
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    • Austin McConnell is the source. Very high quality videos on YouTube
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    • It’s because you increase the amount of time to decelerate when you hit these objects and despite breaking your legs it’s better than instantly decelerating at .0001 seconds applying a huge force to your body instantly crushing it. We don’t die by falling, we die to sudden deceleration
      Spumpls 7 aug
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    • Why is a swamp good but water bad
      dfreid 7 aug
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    • Aim for the bushes
      i8b4 8 aug
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    • Thank god I was watching Ifunny while parachuting
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    • That’s funny but I’d rather fucking die
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    • Don't think I'll ever skydive to begin with but I feel comforted knowing this anyway
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    • In an airplane, I was flying, Just a flight attendant guy. I can be clumsy, and I stumbled Out the door into the sky Now I am falling through the air Wind and regret flow through my hair All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean
      Xaero13 8 aug
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    • calm down Calm Down CALM DOWN
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    • After you survive
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    • I think if I could see that I wasn’t gonna land on grass or water or something like that I’d just flip myself over so I’m falling back first and close my eyes
      Renrut 7 aug
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    • Might as well pretend to be a predator missile and aim for the first living thing I see
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    • Austin McConnell on yt. Also creator of this video:
      putt 10 aug
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    • (Watches video while falling) “You have just about 74.25 seconds to figure out you chances of increasing your survival.” Wait, how long is this tutori-
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    • Into pieces. Even if there was help around all of your main arteries will Gush blood and you will die. Also your eyes will pop out of your skull.
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    • Wait what do I do with my-
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    • 2020 so far
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    • I have a full proof plan to survive with even a greater chance of success. See, what I do is just don’t skydive because I like being alive.
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    • Panama, GOT IT.
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    • I’m diving head first onto a full school bus
      spazz75 8 aug
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    • Wait what do you do after I need to now now!
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    • I am going to try this
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    • Is there another tutorial for when we get stuck in a tree because of your parachute? Please I’ve been stuck in this tree for 2 days.
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    • If you try to land on your feet after falling through the fucking sky you’re going to end up with your shin bones in your mouth
      raeco 9 aug
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    • Skydiving is incredible. Just kind of need to be in the headspace and accept that there is a chance things could go wrong and you can die lol. That’s part of the reason we enjoy it so much lol. Closer to death or whatever they say
      Jetmann 9 aug
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    • Funny... in most games you drop in water to survive
      _MIB_ 9 aug
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    • Remember give credit to the original poster on you tube I forgot the name but look how to survive a failed parachute
      OofLordd 8 aug
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    • He said whatever you do avoid water. But he also should of said concrete there equally deadly
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    • this is by austinMcConnell he has other videos like this 11/10
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    • If my failed parachute doesn't end up on bestgore I would have failed in life.
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    • Yooo an Austin feature
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    • Shit might as well aim for a basketball hoop and try to dunk one last time lmao
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    • Navy seal said if the reserve chute doesnt work you hand salute the world and hit the dirt bc ur gonna die
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    • Plan d go head first and wake up in a wagon
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    • My parachute fails I'm pencil diving straight into the ground. I'm turning that 0.01 chance of survival into a fat 0
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    • Fuck that I’m gonna land on mike, fuck mike
      insulted 8 aug
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    • Phexal 8 aug
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    • Wouldn’t you be able to force it open? I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to open it manually, yeah it’s on your back but what’s the worse that could happen if you’re falling to your death
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    • That’s cool and all but how do I change the color of my campfi-
      Skrunky 11 aug
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    • The cake is a lie
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    • YouTuber is named Austin McConnel, the actual video isn't sped up
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    • Thanks I’ll remember this when it happens
      Adampazaz 11 aug
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    • If your chute fails, there's only one thing to do. Jerk off. Nobody's done it before. Plus, it'll be fun. When in doubt, whip it out.
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    • No thanks I’ll just aim for the elementary school play ground and end up on the news
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    • Press A again, fuck it ain't that big a deal
      Amron47 10 aug
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    • More like make sure when you hit the ground you die. My life sucks as it is, I’m not going to tack on broken legs and a fucked up pelvis
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