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    • The real question is why was the little girl there?🤔
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    • God damn that made me exert air from my lower diaphragm.
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    • If the pope was a real religious man he’d let the girl go instead
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    • If it’s a 10 year old, they’re probably light enough to just hold to on to whilst you’re using the parachute, that way everyone gets out alive lmao
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    • Holy fuck that's funny
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    • I laughed
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    • that made me laugh
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    • LMAO
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    • Realistically though the Pope probably would’ve said I’ll stay behind and let everyone else go
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    • Funny. I laugh
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    • I fuckin knew it
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    • LMAO BROO
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    • I’m in glad it ended the way it did
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    • Ok that was good
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    • Hahaha
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    • Wouldn't be Trump's first airplane with 10 year olds..
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    • Ha! Made me push out the last turd
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    • You changed it from the original
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    • Ha get fucked
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    • Literally every single person ever has heard this joke
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    • Definitely wouldn't give Hillary one burn in hell bitch for all you did
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    • Come on now we all know trump would of pushed that girl down and took the last bag. I don't care what your political leaning is you have got to be delusional if you think he's a nice person.
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    • Lol Trump would never even consider that. Y'all idolize a pe do cunt. He'd probably Ra pe her then jump
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    • That’s a fuckin kneeslapper
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    • Lol to anyone who thinks DT wouldn't have been the first out with a parachute
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    • In the original joke trunp jumped out with the girls bag
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    • Trump would have thrown her out with nothing after raping her
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    • I laughed. I didn’t realize trump was such a generous man.
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    • Lmfao trump giving up something for someone else.
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    • Fucking dead that shit was absolute gold
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    • Donald would never do that
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    • You my friend deserve a feature Grammy award
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    • The hilarious part is the suggestion of Trump ever putting someone else ahead of himself
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    • Lmao yall already know Trump would YEET that girl into the wall of the plane, put on that parachute, and bail
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    • No offense but no billionaire would choose a kid over himself. Before you supporters bash me Listen. (I'm talking about all billionaires not just trump). Also the pope would likely choose himself to stay.
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    • Wow, somebody repurposed an old joke into pro-Trump propaganda. We’re not even trying to think for ourselves anymore are we?
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    • Bruhhhh it’s assuming Trump has better morals than the pope and a doctor lmao, y’all are getting played so hard by a con man. I get it’s a joke but cmon
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    • This joke was stolen, originally there were only 3 parachutes and Donald was the one who took the backpack.
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    • People think we aren’t laughing because we’re salty, but we’ve really just heard this joke over and over again with different people in it since we were about 8, and I guess you guys are 12
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    • Feature
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    • Pope should've stayed his God would've "protected" him
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    • We all know trump would just duct tape that girl to his chest while he jumps
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    • HSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH HYAH HYAH HAH
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    • Thought the punchline was gonna be him needing 2
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    • This joke is unoriginal and has been told for every person who has been liked against one who is disliked. Also we all know Trump is drop kicking that girl and jumping off, but Hillary was still spot on.
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    • This was posted on Reddit and in the original Trump was the one who said “I’m the smartest person in the world” and took the school bag and the Pope was the one who said “I’m old I’ve lived my life” the original is way better
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    • It’s an older joke, but it checks out
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    • Why is there so much political BS on iFunny
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    • I feel like I've heard this joke before but like YEARS ago. And it had different people.
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    • What is this crap
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    • Fuck Donald trump
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    • *dog yips* “was that a dog?” ... “it was Hilary”
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    • Wait was the school girl given her backpack to jump?
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    • No wonder the plane was crashing. There weren't any pilots
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    • Except trump caused the crash, was the first one out of the plane, he took all of the parachutes, and then blames Hilary for the plane crash.
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    • LOL I was gonna say they better not of let that bitch live
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    • I would have saved the pope and the 10 year old
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    • Actually laughed out loud very nice
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    • Yooooo
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    • 1) we all know why that little girl would be there 2) if this situation were somehow real the pope would volunteer for staying so fast
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    • It’s funny, but you know trumptards will take this as gospel and scream that cnn hasn’t reported on his bravery in a meme.
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    • There were 6 people originally but that’s where they nooned Epstein
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    • Throw out 3 parachutes and give the girl one
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    • Damn that school girl is definitely getting fucked by everyone on that plane
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    • When a repost gets featured😔
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    • Me at the end of the joke
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    • Couldn’t you just hold on to the little girl or strap her to you
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    • Wasn’t Joe Biden supposed to be on the plane? I mean why else was the little girl there?
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    • This is just a retarded political reskinning of a classic blond joke.
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    • the original had the dumb person being someone else and trump being the pope (who would sacrifice himself), the schoolgirl was a rabbi, dumb person takes the tallis. old joke, adapted for conservative audiences!
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    • I fucked laughed my fucking balls off to that
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    • This is gold 😂
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    • If this was real life, Trump would take all the backpacks for himself then blame it on China lmao
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    • Fucking stale and old joke not funny Holy shit bruh wow wasted my fucking time
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    • I gladly let dr. Fauci and Hillary crash and burn
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    • Thats a good one lolol
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    • Made me laugh, made me fart, oh no wait that was a shart.
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    • Alright that fucking got me
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    • Honestly though no joke would Trump actually offer his life up in this situation
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    • This is so bad and stupid. I get the joke but execution could have been better
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    • Nah, the pope takes the girl with him..... We all know why
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    • Y’all are so far up trump’s ass all you can smell is his bullshit
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    • So we’re just going full on propaganda now
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    • Or you know take the parachute and chute and just hold the girl
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    • Lol first Trump would never be that smart. Second, he’d never save anyone before himself. Stop lying. Haha
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    • Nah. Trump would be the first to jump
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    • They’re were taking a trip to Epstein’s island
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    • The voice acting sold it for me 👌
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    • Okay I laughed. That’s a good one. I’m telling that joke to my co workers tomorrow.
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    • Lmfao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Trump supporters really need to stop making this fantasy TV shows
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    • Pope would stay behind, trump and hillary would be our if the plane before the lady finished the sentence
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    • And I'm pretty sure #45 has claimed several times he is the Genius....so yeah
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    • Like Trump would actually sacrifice himself for anyone ever
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    • i figured this was an epstein thing at first with the ten year old girl
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