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    • God damn do I love living in a stand your ground state
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    • Godamn I love my states castle doctrine
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    • I love being in Missouri
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    • Rambutan 18 oct
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    • How we do
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    • The toughest thing is deciding on what to use :( the KSG, the p320 m18, or the kriss vector
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    • Why does his poster say fagles?
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    • When some dumbass with a 9mm hipoint breaks into the house of a single 25 year old with NVGs and a 10 gauge SBS at the ready
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    • Yo I just bought my first pistol today!!!
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    • I’m pretty sure that in California if come one breaks into my house I have to take my guns and leave to avoid going to jail
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    • "But buuut its like youre giving yourself the excuse to noon someone" no its the price of admission. Like you know how much something from Walmart is youre not going to go there and negotiate. Same with breaking into a house. They knew the risks and also the reward
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    • According to the conceal carry class I took. You've revoked your living rights by breaking and entering
      humanJack 18 oct
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    • Never understood the fantasy of getting mugged/home invasion just so you can kiII without legal consequences. I carry every day and I’m trained but I hope to never use it. Just seems really creepy the amount of time some people spend hoping to be a victim of crime.
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    • The criminal breaking and hearing that through the bedroom all terrified.
      WyattDoan 19 oct
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    • The robber seeing me walk out butt naked with a full erection decked to the gills wit AKs and ARs
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    • America, where even California has a castle doctrine.
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    • Not eager to actually pop someone but I am glad if such extraordinary circumstances happened I would be protected by law to legally defend myself.
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    • How anti gun people see pro gun people because they think we ready to noon someone when in reality we only do what we have to. Not our fault you guys are too much of pussies to carry
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    • ~keep your Rifle by your side~
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    • Eagles just lost
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    • Me when my titan drops in titanfall2
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    • Duty to retreat? Nah you fucked around and found out. Die.
      Trappy 18 oct
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    • But then when they blast the intruder, they realize it was their daughter coming home late at night and forgot her key so she busted a window.
      R3V3NG3 18 oct
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    • Then you cant decided what to noon them with
      Dank_Man 18 oct
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    • Imagine robbing someplace and you hear that
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    • I mean I don't want to take someone's life but if you break into my house you're endangering me and my family and I will put you down if needed
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    • All you’re gunna hear is the bolt shoving a fragmenting round into the chamber just before your soul leaves your body
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    • Nah but I DO have a small collection of beautiful swords and daggers
      i_Grim 18 oct
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    • If you enter my house without me knowing, you wont be walking out
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    • "alexa play rip and tear" *shotgun racks*
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    • Most of you guys would be pissing your pants if that happened. I love how y’all act like you’d enjoy this situation.
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    • Okay, seriously though. A lot of you retards are just going to walk out of your room while being as loud as possible. “I have a gun, I have a gun” you can’t see shit. You keep yelling, then the dude sneaks up on you and shanks you. You are fucking dead
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    • I feel like if I broke into someone's house and heard this up stairs I would just leave
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    • No we say “time to die motherfucker”
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    • God damn i really wanna legally noon someone lol
      DUHFUQCAT 18 oct
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    • This may be an unpopular opinion but idfc. If a person decides to break into someone else's property then they should have to be held accountable for all the consequences that follows wither it being placed under arrest, shot or bitten by a dog etc. 1/2
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    • Yep. Fuck around and find out
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    • But then it’s actually unmarked police and the responsible gun owner gets riddled with 23 rounds of ammunition
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    • shut up, clock in and load up
      Cuntkun 18 oct
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    • Our beautiful state of Texas is just built different from yall mfs with out a stand your ground law
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    • Imagine living somewhere that doesn’t allow you to use your firearm in hone defense.
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    • Shoot Dem Jim bow
      mojomoxy 18 oct
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    • Me to the robber
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    • That’d be terrifying to hear that after breaking into a house
      youracvnt 18 oct
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    • *trips on the way downstairs and gets merked by the intruder
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    • Id be here in Missouri like, AR...9mm....12ga....so many choices!!!!
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    • I love AZ.
      Giron 19 oct
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    • Then I do know wether to I exist them with the fifty or erase their chest cavity with the hand cannon
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    • Ah man, they stole the rest of my guns
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    • Too bad everything in stock is double and triple the price it usually is
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    • Most of y’all have panic attacks when ordering food. Larp harder.
      DEDDED 19 oct
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    • Markiply 19 oct
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    • Poor EDP hates the Eagles now
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    • Funny thing is he is also a huge gun owner
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    • Seriously democrats think this shit is true.
      copperPD 19 oct
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    • If I'm a robber and I hear that and a shotgun or rifle load I'm walking straight out.
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    • Who the hell is this guy?
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    • Imagine breaking into a house, hearing that, then the lights go out, fog machines start running and then strobe lights come on with heavy metal blasting through a sound system
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    • I live for this moment, only time I can legally get in some target practice without going all the way to the range
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    • Stand your ground and Castle Doctrine hell yea
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    • The person breaking in
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    • Gutsu 18 oct
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    • a gun owning friend got his house broken into, but the guy just quietly came in the backdoor. my friend was scrolling through twitter in the dark on the couch, the guy walked ul behind him and froze as they stared at each other, and the burglar just bolted for the door and left, no gun needed lol
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    • But when its a black guy who's girlfriend gets shot to death by police when for all they knew their apartment was being broken into, you all look the other way. Boot licking f a g g o t s.
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    • Ok off topic but what’s with this whole fuck yulkytulky thing I haven’t been updated but all I’ve seen is just fuck yulkytulky and I’m confused
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    • Guys they just found out Steve Jobs died of ligma...
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    • And this is what the intruder hears lmao
      Patrul 18 oct
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    • Gun owners when they here the nig mobs have come to their town
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    • Does any one have that one video where a woman is behind a guy bothering him, then he turns around, says "DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN TO U?" And then honks a horn?
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    • I'm noticing an odd lack of Yulky. Did we win?
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    • Can we note that the Yulky alts have disappeared?
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    • Brings out the advanced uav and whips out the mini gun
      mzsty 18 oct
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    • You’re damn right
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    • Thats when I come out into the living room naked and announce "gtfo or I noon myself and then you!"
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    • I know that they would love for this to happen so that they could fulfill their fantasy of being a walking dead protagonist and saving their family and the world. In reality the home invader waits for them at the bottom of the stairs and blows the mans brains out point blank.
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    • That's not a meme it's a statement of fact
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    • Gawd damn do I love living in a stand your ground state I’ll tell h’wat Cheeseburger *looks to my wendigo*
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    • Catch me at the top of my stairs naked, with a pocket pussy and a 357 magnum with some nvg going for the boog win
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    • That hairline is a Stanley Hudson's twin (the office reference)
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    • I have a giant PA speaker just chilling by my bed so I’d turn that on, have the volume off so I can connect to my phone and find the song and all, and I’d play welcome to the jungle with the bass and treble turned all the way up with the blade speaker about 100 percent as well. Then walk out and kil
      JoeMamo 18 oct
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    • This guy isn't funny.
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    • PA gang
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    • Homeowner: *gets shot*
      _BEET_ 18 oct
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    • Wish i lived in a state where our politicians didn't infringe on our rights
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    • If a burglar hears that, he'd probably think to himself "nope" and leave
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    • That one coked up coworker after he come back from being in the bathroom for 45 minutes
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    • This actually isn't how it is at all. The point of firearm training/owning is for protection. I hope that i will never to use it, but i will be ready if i need to
      Virken 19 oct
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    • Gun enthusiasts fantasize about being able to shoot someone all the time and it’s kinda weird
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    • I love how conservative iFunny is
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    • I get the argument of "If you're going to steal my stuff you are saying my property is more important than my life". I get it. But do gun owners really want to noon? Are you people just waiting for a situation to happen so you can shoot someone and be satisfied?
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    • Nah because gun owners don't want to have to use their weapons. If you plan on using it that's called premeditated murder.
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    • Y'all some fuckin psychopaths
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