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    • Snake use the STUN KNIFE
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    • We had this in the police academy and it can be toned to different settings. On low its stings a bit but on high it sounds like a frickin buzz saw and its terrifying to hear coming at you in scenarios. Also id rather sit on a cactus naked that take that thing on high again
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    • Dude imagine getting stabbed and then getting your liver tasered
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    • This is going to be the craziest home circumcision ever
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    • Data knife from titanfall
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    • This is a training knife. It’s used to teach knife defense. You know if you have been “cut” by getting the crap knocked out of you by the taser.
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    • All I'm imagining right now is john wick pulling that thing that thing out and loading that battery In like it's a fucking glock.
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    • Dying Light weapons be like
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    • I thought getting stabbed was shocking enough.
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    • Reminds me of the data knife from titanfall
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    • Cursed vibrator
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    • Time to find the cake
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    • using that for MAPs
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    • ...I do not know what to do.
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    • That’s cool, but I’d still prefer my grandpas old army knife
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    • Stick it up your ass
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    • Cut a hotdog with it
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    • Ahh test if its cake?
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    • Give it to cops so they can combat retarded rioters.
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    • Chrisag17 this and the card 22 gun im putting on my Xmas list babe e.e write that now lol
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    • someone send this to Michael Reeves
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    • Imma buy this and burn the fur of furries
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    • If you die because of the stab wound, they can shock you to bring you back to life
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    • Me: Ok a case. Is this a gun case? Is the case a gun? Ok a knife, wait why is there a battery? Taser? Taser. Taser Knife? No?
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    • If someone stabbed me with with this I'd probably be shocked
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    • i don’t know what to do
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    • Some shit joker would have, stabs someone and starts electrocuting them because he made it more lethal
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    • As if that big *ss knife wasn’t gonna hurt enough.
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    • Some fuckin Dying Light shit over here, gotdamn
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    • If this is the Future of dildos I don’t stand a chance
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    • A knife only for the most extreme emo girls that only know pain.
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    • Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
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    • Metal gear solid irl
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    • Wh-what do I do?
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    • Anythings a dildo...
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    • Using this on the meats bruh electricity flavor
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    • Stick it up her butt
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    • I made a taser with a nine volt and a step up boost capacitor. Twas fun
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    • That’s cool but is it a wasp injector knife?
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    • Laws Gamma Knife
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    • Hell yea we do baby
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    • Hawt
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    • Looks like some mall ninja shit
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    • Electric enchantment
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    • Every meta build in Payday 2 after golden grin casino
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    • Hot
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    • Someone: breaks into my house. Me:electric bayonet charge
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    • I don’t know what to do..
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    • Kadafi
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    • R U L E S O F N A T U R E
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    • Dunkins knife with master lighting rune hell yes
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    • Micheal Reeves would like to know your location
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    • Electroblade
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    • The new way to Ubercharge the heavy
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    • Alright who wants to knife fight?
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    • Hello there
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    • Old Snake
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    • Lul....you whole body is shocked from a normal taser
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    • Yo is that Raiden's knife from amazing video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance?!?!? :0
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    • Chidori blade
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    • Electro knife
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    • Could you...enlighten...me?
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    • Wtf is the point of it shocking if the surprise of u stabbing the victim is enough
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    • That’s some Star Wars shit
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    • Please for the love of god make a bayonet version
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    • What.... What do I do ....I don't know what to do.... WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!???
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    • I...I do?
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    • Right up the booty😏
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    • ThAts powered by a 9volt lol that's gonna do bullshit
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    • Imagine getting stabbed and then immediately after start feeling the bites of trillions of ants inside you.
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    • No, I have absolutely no idea what to do
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    • Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
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    • Now if you cut your wrists if gives you a little extra sting.. Mmm
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    • Thought that said sock knife
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    • The ancient tradition with buying a new taser is to use it on yourself
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    • I’m wanna cook some poor bastard from the inside out
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    • What about a self heating red hot knife so when you stab someone it cauterizes the wound and they won't bleed out so you can have more fun for a longer time
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    • What do I do? I don’t know what to do?!
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    • I thought the case said craftsman.
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    • Stick it up my ass?
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    • Or, and hear me out here, get a gun
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    • Stick it in! Twist! PRESS THE BUTTON!
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    • When stabbing someone isn't enough and you gotta taze them at the same time
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    • Stun knife from metal gear 4
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    • Stick it my phat phucking pussy
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    • Dead Island was right all along
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    • “Parry this you filthy casual”
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    • Had these in college, they are not sharp, but fuck do i hate those things, played capture the flag in the dark with these things and all you saw were bright sparks and painfull screams
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    • No one : My fallout knife
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    • Well now that’s just a prog knife ain’t it?
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    • Sting from lotr
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    • SWORD CORE READY PILOT
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    • I have a design for an electric two pronged sword. The basic idea is use a boost converter running off of a 9 volt rechargable battery. It sends a very loud and very powerful shock across the tips of the blade. You'd have to slightly bend the tips though so it doesn't arc somewhere else
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    • Coming to a Micheal Reeves video near you
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    • I have that
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    • no the fuck we dont
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    • Imagine stabbing someone then lighting that bitch up immediately
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