Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
25 aug 2020
My dramatic dog after we didn't share any of our dinner with her See
AS
Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
Did the photographer just pull his
dick out or something?
Oreos_ Oreos_
11 dec 2020
Did the photographer just pull his dick out or something?
~ Fie
will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day - I will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day
MarvelMemesandFunFacts MarvelMemesandFunFacts
24 sep 2020
~ Fie will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day - I will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The
Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed
"I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
IDimagine IDimagine
2 nov 2020
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed "I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan 2021
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious
Selfie With a Bald Eagle They
Rescued From a Trap
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
5 oct 2020
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious Selfie With a Bald Eagle They Rescued From a Trap
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a
SS
Culture Crave ff) @Culture...
purple penis that can change density
comedycentral
82
82 T) 223 595
StarboardPanda StarboardPanda
26 jan 2021
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a SS Culture Crave ff) @Culture... purple penis that can change density comedycentral 82 82 T) 223 595
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even
carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
MemeVash MemeVash
29 sep 2020
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
The key to winning at pool is
Being able to focus on the balls
ruddy_snarkynerdist ruddy_snarkynerdist
23 oct 2020
The key to winning at pool is Being able to focus on the balls
this is what kevin has me for my contact...
Baby Gorl
Remind Me Message
Accept
Blakesterrr Blakesterrr
5 mar
this is what kevin has me for my contact... Baby Gorl Remind Me Message Accept
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me: