• RESCUE HAD SOME SORT
OF BRAIN DAMAGE BUT
ITS JUST BC HE DOESNT
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    • Isint it pretty common to train them in german so regular ppl cant command them
      shitwagon 30 jul
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    • They use germen in the us bc an attacker who speaks English could also command the dog
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    • Police dogs are trained in German, so American crooks can't command them. He was probably a police dog & escaped that hellish job
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    • Most cop dogs speak German
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    • Uuuuuuuh, dog training commands are German... if he was a drug dog that makes sense
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    • “Invade Poland” *girly squeal*
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    • “Okay Fido, hail h!tler”
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    • The local k9 was trained in Danish by a Korean couple, so you have to say Danish commands in a vaguely Korean accent for him to understand.
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    • I guarantee that dog is smarter than her
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    • Licken mein schlong, hund!!
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    • Stardenburdenhardenbart!!!
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    • Poopenfarten
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    • Poopenfarten
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    • Uh oh purple strand of hair. Tumblr user
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    • This girl is beyond fucking retarded.
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    • the reason people train their dogs in german is bc its an "agressive" language. bc of that its easier to assert dominance to the dog therefore makes the dog easier to train. i grew up training dogs. thats how we did it and that was our reason why
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    • nein poopin fartin indoors
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    • I’m going to train my dog with nonsense words so only I can command him
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    • I have it muted and I can tell I dont like her.
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    • “Nimm das Sudetenland zuruck” *little girlish giggle*
      _Paul 2 aug
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    • Bruh she’s got an officer dog captive
      De_gato 1 aug
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    • Guten achten die unt ein uber autobahn bratwurst wienershnitzle Heinz Doofenshmirtz hinga dinga durgen
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    • Most professionally trained dogs are trained in german because english commands can make their way into everyday conversation and confuse the dog. Meanwhile german isn’t all that common here.
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    • A lot of drug dogs are taught German commands tho
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    • I really hate her.
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    • I just dont like her
      unaru 1 aug
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    • The way she said platz hurt me
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    • SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST SHOW THE DOG ALREADY FUCK
      Cunty 1 aug
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    • German always works
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    • back when we were allowed to like cops my teacher brought us to the police station for a tour and I learned this about police dogs
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    • You are the stupid one , ugly ass bitch
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    • Wash your fuckin hair
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    • Ok Max, Fight for the Fatherland
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    • It's ya boi!!!
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    • It's a good idea honestly. Someone wouldn't be expecting for the dog to be trained in another language. But also there are some actions can be commanded with different words like most people I think use down but my mom's dogs know off. Not that they always care much cause they're 60-80 lb labs that
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    • You’re annoying
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    • It's good to know that police dogs know commands in German, I'll probably never use this information in real life, but it's good to know
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    • German always works
      _Kit_Kat 1 aug
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    • BRAKA MONOGA
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    • I believe she is the restarted one
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    • my cat was perfectly fine cuddled next to me and that fucking squeal made her freak out and run off
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    • Haha German always works
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    • Try “kommen ze heir” it is come here. Sorry if not I’m not using the proper spellings on those words. I’m still trying to learn
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    • Jesus shut the fuck up you retarded bitch
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    • I love beagles!
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    • Lol dogs smarter than her
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    • In YEEZU$ we trust
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    • My brothers dog ate his shrooms and is totally fucked up because of it
      ttcm 1 aug
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    • Wow that was cringe asf
      bwaggz 3 aug
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    • She is cute
      MrOramg 2 aug
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    • Me scrolling at 2 AM looking for thepoopenfarten comment
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    • Rescue? You mean one of those free dogs?
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    • I'll be damned
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    • can confirm that beagles are just a bit slow. however, this dog definitely looks smarter than her
      Kasagure 1 aug
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    • He sniffs cars, must be a drug dog. 😐
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    • Sigh. Woman
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    • Getting a pet does that mean you rescued anything.
      Heron 3 aug
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    • Yeah I highly doubt any of that was true. She just wanted clout.
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    • Accent was terrible 2 out of 10.
      stateboi 1 aug
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    • Bitch
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    • I'd still smash the girl
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    • Sounds like a fucking na zi to me, speaking German...
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    • Why do you guys hate women so much this is fantastic
      th0g 1 aug
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    • Her hair is ugly you can’t dye a streak purple without black hair and it has to be straight smh
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    • I’m fuck her
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    • End the useless animal
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    • God this woman is clearly not all there
      CDOGG777 4 aug
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    • Omg. What? A dog was trained in another language - and German at that??? Holy shit - Call The Fucking Pentagon!! Bitch, thanks for wasting my time watching your ugly ass build-up to a shit story
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    • Just show me the fucking dog
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    • Just show me the fucking dog
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    • “Plowts” dumbass woman
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    • Hes a drug dog because he sniff car :) heheh
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    • I don’t understand why people hate her? She said ‘what if he isnt stupid but he just doesn’t understand english’ and all these complaints about her being ‘ugly’ seem kinda dumb and irrelevant. She’s excited to speak with her adopted dog? Am I missing something?
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    • Aaaand she’s pronouncing them wrong
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    • That geeky ass laugh i love it
      IamHavel 4 aug
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    • Sounds like she has brain damage.
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    • Oh wow really a fucking dog that used to be a k9 search dog speaks German oh wow would never expect that in a million fucking year ohhhh hist this bitch is a god dqmn genius
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    • as long as I’m here tiktok cringe will last forever
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    • jesus i can’t get past how ugly this bitch is to even pay attention to the video
      Raxe 4 aug
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    • He's not stupid he's just German
      RREDWING 4 aug
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    • Train them in lqyin cuz its dead. Then only doctors can share commands
      Bunnysan 4 aug
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    • I have a dog trained in German but it’s half ass German with a horrid American accent so if anyone knows he knows German he still won’t answer them cause they don’t jack it up like I do XD
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    • she s stupid
      ghostk1d 4 aug
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    • I think your stupid, bitch
      Budcat 4 aug
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    • Water for elephants
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    • Platz not plautz
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    • Iss das Judenbaby!
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    • Maybe you are the one who is stupid...
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    • german is a very common language to teach dogs because they understand the sounds easily, and it prevents other people from being able to command your doggo
      tsarkade 4 aug
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    • We teach my dog German so that random strangers can’t just tell him what to do.
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    • how did i know it was german before she said it
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    • Porn please
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    • Ever get a dog that was trained and doesn't listen, try german. Especially with German Shephards .
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    • I thought the camera was gonna switch to her brother or something, so I’m disappointed
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    • That is kind of funny.
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    • That's how we train our pup
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    • That is so goddamn cute holy shit fuck
      7125 3 aug
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