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    • George Carlin was fucking amazing
      Deus__Ex__Machina 11 mar 2020
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    • This bit is so true and will never get old
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    • Nah I still believe in God.
      Grinskerm 2 jan 2020
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    • Bro this is like. I just.. this is a fucking comedy app
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    • Gotta love george carlin
      Ki113rCr0w 2 jan 2020
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    • DirtyCountryBoy 2 jan 2020
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    • "I'm not responsible for being a bad human being because a 2000 year old dead jew loves me" christians crack me up bro
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    • Don’t care, still believe in god and his divine grace
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    • Why the fuck is he walking around like he got rap3d in the ass
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    • Oops dumbass old man tries to be funny
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    • ok but so what, it doesn’t affect you so leave christians alone, and even if there isn’t a god or jesus never existed, still following christian morals is still a good thing
      SamONeIIa 17 aug
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    • Why the fuck you putting political/anti religion shit on a comedy app?
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    • One of my all time favourite comedians
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    • How was any of this funny?
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    • “But he loves you”
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    • If you disobey one of the Ten Commandments, you do not go to hell. You can ask for redemption and forgiveness and boom. You are good.
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    • I would rather believe in something that’s not true but still gives helps me be a better person than believe in nothing at all.
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    • Right?? Wtf
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    • He comes off as just a group of people trying to explain the world, and projecting themselves onto this idea of a god. From a literary standpoint, reading it unbiased, I really don’t even feel like Jesus and the God of the Old Testament are the same character. They feel different. 3 in 1? Hmmm
      Westeros 4 jun 2020
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    • Well put. I lost my faith even before I decided to read the Old Testament, but after actually reading it, it’s laughable how someone can call Yahweh loving. The god of the Old Testament just seemed...too cruel, too human, for a supposedly omniscient and benevolent being.
      Westeros 4 jun 2020
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    • It takes more faith to be an atheist than a Christian, prove me wrong
      TAY___ 2 jun 2020
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    • I still don’t understand why atheists think Christians believe in Zeus
      RealLichHours 26 may 2020
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    • But he loves you. Always loved the way he just stopped and said that.
      krazyk13666 24 may 2020
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    • All you have to do is believe in him, your parents didn’t want to spank or ground you, but they did if you disobeyed (unless they were abusive)
      Bdogbm07 30 apr 2020
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    • I’d be happy to try to convince anybody to the existence of the Christian god. I didn’t come to this decision easily but I believe it regardless.
      but3rbuns 22 apr 2020
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    • So let’s say all these people are actually crazy. Is that list of 10 things not to do actually OK to do suddenly
      _HAHAHA_ 6 apr 2020
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    • If y’all are going to hate something, at least understand what you’re hating. Imagine how mad you lot would be if a Christian comedian got a crowd laughing by saying “atheists convinced people that their great grandparents were monkeys and the universe exploded and then there was stuff.”
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    • If I were to skin a cat alive, I might feel a sense of regret for cruelly wasting a life, but a cat likely has no understanding of what we constitute as good or bad, if another cat watched is it less likely to eat the food I give it or would it carry on with its life as if nothing happened?
      PestControl 21 mar 2020
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    • "God loves us unconditionally" unless we refuse to accept him as our lord then we suffer forever. Because that's what unconditional means
      Doctor_Gardevoir 18 mar 2020
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    • George Carlin was a master comedian, and i wished i could've just spent a day with him while he was alive. That would've been awesome!
      Sean_Lucas 17 mar 2020
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      chewblacka 5 mar 2020
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    • Am Christian, still find this hilarious, everyone needs to learn how to take a joke
      GoodVibesMusic 5 mar 2020
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    • cringe
      Ancestor 4 mar 2020
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    • people made up god because they were scared of what happens after you die
      halffie 24 feb 2020
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    • Religion is fake. God (a higher being, source) is real.
      shroomtrippy 24 feb 2020
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    • Literally a gremlin
      dorkalertV3 23 feb 2020
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    • He won’t be laughing when he goes to hell
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    • I really miss Carlin. Damn
      vect_77 1 feb 2020
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    • I hate when atheist only go by the knowledge they have of Christianity they get from other atheists how can you have such a strong opinion on something you barley know about read the Bible and then tell me if anything he just said was accurate I literally kno kids who can prove this old boomer wrong
      supramk5 1 feb 2020
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    • And therefore He gave you a way out of it. He forgot that part
      KrinkovBoi 28 jan 2020
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    • You can't possibly follow the commandments. That's why there's grace.
      SnepArchive 19 jan 2020
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    • The legend himself
      WhiteFluff 4 jan 2020
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    • Imagine your whole personality is shitting on religion lol im a atheist but i dont have to go around telling people their god is a lie for what you sound just as bad as religious people
      MisterPink 3 jan 2020
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