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    • So theres cocaine in it?
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    • Squozen...SQUOZEN🧐🧐
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    • Coca leaves are illegal here. *holds up cocaine leaf*
      fuccubus 3 may
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    • S Q U O Z E N this man is living is 3019
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    • "Give it a shot"? Nigga you just said one of those tiny ass bottles was almost $500! Like i got that kinda money laying around,
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    • Okay, but who says sqouzen and not squeezed
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    • I like how says “give it a shot”. As if I have $430 dollars laying around for all those chemicals. No thanks
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    • Damn I wanted to see him put cocaine in it
      Clirkus 6 may
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    • Who the fuck says squozen
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    • FreSHleY SQoUZen
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    • Yeah feel free to try it guys, that essential oil is only $380. Pocket cash
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    • Find your lack of cocaine disturbing
      Empman 5 may
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    • *holds up coca leaf* coca leaves are illegal, so I’m gonna set this aside and maybe use it for other things later.
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    • Did this dude just hit us with “squozen”
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    • “Add essential oils.” *Karen Has Joined The Chat*
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    • *puts cocaine in it anyways*
      V_ortekz 5 may
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    • Not the original without the cocaine leaves.
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    • "Freshly Squozen lime juice" you mean freshly squeezed?
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    • “Freshly squozen lime juice” they deadass wrote that in the subtitles
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    • Should be called " sorta the original 1886 recipie for coca cola"
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    • I can’t believe I watched this whole video to see what it tastes like and all I got was “it’s sweet”. No shit it’s sweet, it’s soda
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    • SQUOZEN?!?
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    • all that sugar, 5 times the amount of caffeine as today, and cocaine all in one bottle... that's liquid meth. I will take 2 cases please
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    • “Freshly squozen” ..... what?
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    • I literally only watched this to see him put in the cocaine. And he used a replacement. 😐🤦‍♀️
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    • Nigga said squozen
      Pubes 2 may
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    • Excuse me but Squozen?
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    • Yeah let me go spend 480 dollars on a small bottle of extract
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    • Freshly squozen? Tf?
      Valcor 2 may
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    • Yeah lemme drop $480 for ONE BOTTLE of the essential oils needed to make this shit. Not to mention the other bottles of oils and mixtures and stuff. Some of which I bet would be extremely expensive.
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    • This dude really just said squozen
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    • Squozen
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    • The only thing I learned was 'Squozen' .
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    • Freshly squozen... God damn its a word
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    • Cant use essential oils. I need those for my unvaccinated kids
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    • I can’t watch it right now, someone please like this so I can find it later
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    • “Squozen” did anyone else hear that?
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    • Squozen? ITS NOT FUCKING SQUEEZED?
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    • Squozen
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    • S q u o z e n
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    • Did this nigga just say squozen?
      Vetchi 1 may
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    • “The original recipe”
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    • "Squozen"
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    • Did this fuckin dude really just say squozen
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    • SQUOZEN
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    • itzRayys 6 may
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    • Freshly Squozen
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    • "squozen" ..... Wtf is this shit
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    • Did that mf say SQOUZEN
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    • Fucking pussy add the cocaine
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    • While holding coca leaf: “It’s actually illegal to have coca leaves in North America.”
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    • I'm never saying squeezed again. From now on, it's squozen
      Premiuum 2 may
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    • "squozen"
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    • Squozen
      snubbsy 2 may
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    • Freshly Squozen
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    • So they were drinking the highest proof alcohol mixed with cocaine they were really having a good time, damn
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    • You can turn cocaine pink by giving it an acetone wash, it also removes impurities
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    • S Q U O Z E N
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    • How you gonna say “using the original recipe” but then say it’s not the same ingredient they used.
      R005ster 2 may
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    • squozen..
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    • I dont think he can actually call it the original formula if hes not using all of the original ingredients. #hedidhisbest
      Shalyn1 2 may
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    • He never said what he used as a substitute for cocaine so I can only interpret that as an open endorsement for everyone at home to just use cocaine
      bigblu42 2 may
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    • My man said “squozen” instead of squeezed, I’m weak
      Mafioso_ 2 may
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    • Nigga said "squozen" 😂
      iYee 2 may
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    • S Q U O Z E N
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    • squozen
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    • The way he was talking, and especially his comments/replies on the YouTube, lead me to believe he actually put in coca leaves but wasn’t legally allowed to acknowledge that fact. The leaf he holds up is definitely coca.
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    • Squozen.
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    • Five times the amount of caffeine, still a buttload of sugar, and even a small amount of cocaine. Yeah I can see my grandparents walking 8 miles to school everyday.
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    • “It is illegal to have coca leaves in North America” *casually holds coca leaf up to the camera* - what a madlad
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    • Freshly squozen
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    • Sqouzen lmao
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    • I looked it up and apparently “squoze” or “squozen” is a real word, but only used in some dialects.
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    • He's using the offbrand cocaine
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    • For legal reasons thats a joke 🎶
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    • Put cocaine in it or don’t waste my fucking time
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    • He mentioned the cocaine so many times.
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    • “Lets see if it’s even edible” proceeds to drink anyway
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    • he doesn't actually use that $500 oil in the original video, the people who stole and reposted the video cut out the part where he substitutes it with a much cheaper one
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    • THEY ARE SKIPPING SO MUCH they couldnt do anything really close to the origional they used alot of substitutes and had to leave of many things like that wasnt an actually cicain leaf he said that in the video but they skipped it they also skipped him saying he couldnt get a close substitute
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    • So 1500 dollars later you get to drink a Shasta version of coke ? Gtfo
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    • For legal reasons, that’s a joke
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    • squozen
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    • I went down the street bought a 20oz of coke and 1gram of cocain mixed and drank it. Got home fukin video was still playing
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    • The only problem with this video is the word "squozen".
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    • "This tiny vial was almost $500 but give it a shot at home."
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    • Cocoa leaves are illegal, proceeds to show one in his hands
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    • Did this mofo just say sqouzen? 🤣
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    • Theres no cocaine in it then wtf the point bitch
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    • It's illegal to have coca leaves in North America. *Holds up illegal leaf*
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    • Coca leafs are illigal in Northern America *holds one up to the camera*
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    • did he say squozen?
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