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    • Sab shoulda tried this
      conceit 5 jan
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    • Idiots in the comments saying this is bad advice. It's good advice for the situation they described, it's not advice for every situation (ie a minor traffic ticket). Fools.
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    • Its always easier to be vague. Its like being cooperative but without giving cops too much info. Being an uncooperative prick can lead to more trouble than it's worth.
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    • That's like three years of law school right there
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    • *you pulled over for speeding* cop - "where you headed?" You - "I'm NoT DiScUsSiNg mY dAy"... cop thinking - "well this warning just became a ticket...."
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    • 1. Ask why you were pulled over. 2.Am I free to go or detained 3.I amend the 5 4. Shut The FUCK UP
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    • Currently in school for Criminal Justice and I approve this message.
      drdro1988 11 jan
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    • My attorney actually said plead the 5th for any questions, and I am free to go or detained only? You have a 75% of winning in trial because they cant prove anything unless you talk cops are trained to invoke you to build their case, please share
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    • cops.Questions = function(alleged) { if(alleged.answers) { let evidence = alleged.answers(); return evidence; } }; you.STFU = (function() { if(cops.Questions) { _5thAmendment(); } }());
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    • Fun fact: the cops also like you a lot more if you shut the fuck up
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    • Judges hate them, lawyers are jealous of them. Find out how one simple move can keep you out of jail and defend yourself against the mime mafia.
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    • There both level 100 boss
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    • I trust these guys with my life immediately
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    • To the people saying this is bad advice. These guys seem to be wearing some nice threads, now let me tell you something about nice threads, they ain't free and bad lawyers don't wear nice threads because they don't shut the fuck up
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    • If you have weed in the car musk it and put it in an envelope with your address, cops can’t legally search through your mail
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    • 100% correct. Don’t talk to the police
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    • If you have a minor traffic violation and you pull this shit you're an asshole. If you've got an illegal substance in the car, this advice is probably good.
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    • Remember the cops job is to find evidence against you. Don't answer questions, but that does not mean go mute and deaf
      Boom5768 6 jan
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    • This is why I love the bill of rights. You have a right to not incriminate yourself
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    • Sal didn’t shut the fuck up in tonight’s episode so he’s tonight’s big loser
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    • They are actually right. Most people Snitch themselves out in front of cops no one understands that the right to remain silent is a thing you’re able to do most times.
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    • When he said "if a cop pulls you over what do you say?" Without skipping a beat I replied "shut the fuck up... oh..."
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    • Get your fucking watermark off. These guys are a legit page on Instagram give them the credit they deserve
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    • How the fuck does iFunny know Pot Brothers at Law??? I follow them on insta, they’re weed lawyers
      Bonf 11 jan
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    • Everybody's flipping out over "only a criminal would shut the fuck up." Really? You're not doing anything wrong huh? Well... while we have you pulled over you do meet a description. Can I search the car you recently bought from some stranger? You did clean it thoroughly after you got it right?
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    • That’s how it normally works. Never settle, activate the 5th amendment to the cops face, 99% you’ll go free
      Hrfjio 5 jan
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    • Lawyer In court: shut the fuck up DA & judge : damn hes good
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    • Even if you are innocenf, you should plead the 5th. There's a college professor who did a lesson on this on YouTube, check it out
      wtflmao 6 jan
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    • Lv 100 boss
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    • They are completely correct. Anything you say might be used against you. You can be a witness and become the accused.
      biozon 6 jan
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    • Every time I’ve been pulled over and was cordial and honest with the cop I’ve gotten off with just a verbal warning
      rzr360 5 jan
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    • Its always easier to be vague. Its like being cooperative but without giving cops too much info. Being an uncooperative prick can lead to more trouble than it's worth.
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    • These niggas look shady as fuck, but I guess what lawyer isnt.
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    • I would say something about this but instead I'm just going to shut the fuck up 😂
      eman863 10 jan
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    • I like how the first guy is being hard and shit... Then at the end the second Guys like "have a safe holidays" lol
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    • This is actually really good fucking advice
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    • It is good advice. My homie got caught with some Jane and he didnt say shit and let his lawyer do the talking. He got everything dropped idk how
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    • 1st rule if your pulled over is actually: dont be black
      BruceLee 7 jan
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    • Half the comments: iF yOu'Re NoT dOiNg AnYtHiNg wRonG ThEn WhAt Are YoU WoRrIed AbOuT
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    • How can you prove that I was driving? I was traveling. -Same energy
      fanata 6 jan
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    • I trust these men. Sum about em.
      oSKNYo 6 jan
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    • Or just y’know. Don’t do illegal shit
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    • Here’s an idea. I know that this is far fetched and probably will be viewed as far right or something but here it goes! DON’T BREAK THE LAW! If you decide to break the law, man up and take the consequences you bunch of pansies! Quit blaming other people for YOUR stupidity! Lol.
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    • They’re called pot brothers at law like so others can see
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    • I mean. They're not wrong. Almost all people are convicted because either they or someone around them talked to the police.
      Manako 6 jan
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    • Best advice. Cops use anything and everything against you.
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    • Last time I was in court I tried to say something to the judge my lawyer got in my face and told me to STFU right fucking now or we will lose this case I'm glad I shut up found out the judge was baist
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    • People will take this too literally, cops will ask some harmless stuff like what’s your name or what do you do for a living and the person is like “I’m not talking” all that does is make it look like you’re trying to hide something. Only stop talking if it’s something more personal
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    • They probably aint lost because they will have "vinnie" beat the shit out of the judge and rape his daughter
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    • Imagine not living in America and the police can literally force you to talk.
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    • It's even funnier the 5th time in 3 weeks
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    • So basically shut the fuck up got it
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    • That's how mafia works
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    • But remaining silent is also a give away of guilt. I once got stoped by some cops that were called to investigate a crime. I smooth talked their questioning and convinced them I wasn’t the guy so they left. (I was the guy they were looking for).
      KidRayyy 10 jan
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    • Give them credit !! Pot_brothers_at_law is their Instagram
      iank2458 10 jan
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    • Life would be a whole lot nicer if more people just shut the fuck up
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    • The 70’s called. They want their tie back.
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    • Also great advice for feminists on the internet.
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    • That's literally how mafia works
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    • If that’s your defense, you’re probably guilty.
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    • How to go from a simple warning to a hefty ticket. If you really want to have the best chance just tell the fucking truth. That's all the police want. You tell the truth then they will work with you. You make their job harder, then they make your day worse.
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    • Or just don’t do illegal shit?
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    • There’s times to be quiet and there’s times to be honest and helpful it just depends on what you did and if the cops are assholes or not. I’ve always just been as nice and honest as possible and I’ve always been fine but I can see situations where that’s not the case
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    • cops are not there to serve and protect YOU, they are there to serve and protect the SYSTEM. say as little as possible and ask for your lawyer.
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    • My attorney friend has basically a script of this (which also includes getting pulled over for dui) that he sends to every client on a monthly basis updated for changes in certain laws. Best thing ever!!
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    • If the cop says “don’t say anything if you’re a pedophile” what do you do?
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    • This shit is one hundred percent true. If you keep your mouth shut then its beyond hard to get you for fucking anything.
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    • Thats good advice during the first scenario, but if you get pulled over and you dont identify yourself your ass is just going to be pulled outta the car like they do in all those sovereign citizen videos 😂
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    • If normal people only knew how the law worked then we wouldn't need people to make videos like this.
      Jh299 5 jan
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    • That’s actually the best advice you can give. Most people are easily intimidated and are looking for a way out. AND Cops can legally tell you they know something or have evidence when they don’t. A confession is a confession as long as it holds up in court.
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    • This is what a man automatically turns into if they get divorced for the second time. No matter if you were white black or asian you just instantly transform into these dudes
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    • The best way to not get caught and prosecuted is to just not commit a crime in the first place
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    • Solid advice honestly. The less you say or do the less they can hold against you in court. Reasonable doubt is the name of the game when you’re being tried for a crime
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    • Hi
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    • Ya'll mind if I invoke the 5th?
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    • SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY!!
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    • better call saul
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    • Level 100 bosses right there if I do say so myself
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    • Get arrested? It's good advice. Traffic stop? You're being a stupid uncooperative moron and you're begging for a bad day
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    • For the people in the comments its more for the example they gave not for speeding tickets
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    • I love this guy telling me to do illegal shit and giving me advice on how to get out
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    • Something tells me they're from NJ or NY
      Thappun 6 jan
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    • Just suck the cop's dick if they detain you
      Boomer 6 jan
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    • Great advice! Only thing I’d add is smile and regard them kindly instead of being abrupt. Doesn’t mean get chatty but if you’re rude to a cop, they’re not likely to let you off with a warning. Just saying Kindness is cheaper than attorney fees.
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    • Plead the 5th and call these bad mothers
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    • Could, you know, do things legally
      puncke 5 jan
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    • This was hilarious until they said not to talk to the cop if you get pulled over. That’s like talking on the phone while ordering or checking out at a food or retail place, you’re just an asshole to someone doing their job.
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