jiggle jiggle
16 jun
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME?
JAMES
JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME
WHERE'S MY DADS
UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES
MY DAG GAVEIT ME
WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH
WHERE'S MY DAGDY?
BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY
SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO
STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL
WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS
JAMES.
TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO
YOUR NANDY A HERG
MY BABBY AHERO
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME? JAMES JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME WHERE'S MY DADS UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES MY DAG GAVEIT ME WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH WHERE'S MY DAGDY? BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS JAMES. TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO YOUR NANDY A HERG MY BABBY AHERO
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you."
The NPC:
80iy 80iy
12 jan 2021
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you." The NPC:
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
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There is good boy amons us
MemeCental MemeCental
25 sep 2020
te There is good boy amons us
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
Girls: guys never get our hints
Hints:
Two Zero Two Four
2024 0044
0024 2044
ItTyrone ItTyrone
30 dec 2020
Girls: guys never get our hints Hints: Two Zero Two Four 2024 0044 0024 2044
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree:
Mission accomplished
BobbyBlabby_CKY BobbyBlabby_CKY
25 sep 2020
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree: Mission accomplished
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU
ea
WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
PsychoBilly46 PsychoBilly46
30 oct 2020
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU ea WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
UnderUrBed UnderUrBed
4d
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me: