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    • I heard that some of the novels aren't bad tho
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    • That was one of the most genuine “What the fuck”s I’ve ever heard and it made me smile
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    • Imagine all the warhammer books all on one table
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    • My dad doesn't play video games, but he actually read a couple of these and watched a fan movie
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    • BDG is the absolute best
      R2Q5 3 aug
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    • An scp
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    • I want a list of all those novels in the order they came out. Too lazy to use Google
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    • I believe they said the novels and comics aren't official anymore, but i still consider then to be
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    • There is no halo 4 and 5
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    • BDG and Unraveled is the only reason I watch Polygon
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    • I have all of these books. I am not ashamed.
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    • what about Reach and ODST?
      am_carls 3 aug
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    • Who is this
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    • The novels are actually really good. I remember back in like middle school those old halo books got me into reading and i saw that books arent all boring af
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    • Polygon is the shit!!
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    • Ironically just watched this
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    • This guy read all the books in one year having never played any of the games.
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    • Which novel says That the suit automatically jerks Chief off?
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    • Ima break down the story. Forerunners wanna run galaxy. The precursors who run the galaxy want humans to run it. Forerunners genocide precursors. Only a few escape and those that survive turn themselves into dust at the fringes of the galaxy.
      TVLOGoS 5 aug
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    • "THE SUIT DOESNT JACK HIM OFF"
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    • I wasn’t aware there was that many novels. Is every single one canon?
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    • The video is titled "I read every halo novel and became the Master Chief of loneliness"
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    • There’s novels?
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    • BDG's unraveled videos always spark joy.
      Iceheart 3 aug
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    • I like that he has halo 2 in his hand
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    • My problem with ‘Master Chief fucks Cortana’ is if you’d read the halo novels, you’d know the suit automatically jacks him off
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    • I get this guy recommended to me constantly because I watched monster factory
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    • What book says chiefs suit jacks him off
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    • Uncaused it bothers me that this is true af
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    • Quality stuff right here
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    • I’m a simple man. I see BDG, I like.
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    • Brian David Gilbert, safety fan and bureaucratic wunderkind
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    • I read those in middle school. I didn't know what halo was and seriously thought we fought a space war up till then
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    • Should I read the books or play the games first?
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    • I came here at 117 comments
      Kooc14 5 aug
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    • The kilo 5 and forerunner trilogies were the best, I also liked the fall of reach, shadow of intent and the alpha 9 books
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    • Tf what about ODST
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    • One of us ONE OF US O N E O F U S
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    • I love him and what he does on Polygon
      Eldarin 5 aug
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    • Hey it’s Harry Potter heh
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    • It bothers me... because there are 8 games. Halo wars and ODST count.
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    • I read one of the first halo novels i honestly don’t remember the name but i do remember it was stupidly slow and boring until the very end
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    • Yall should watch Forward Unto Dawn. It's on YouTube and that shit makes you see the covenant from a normal dudes perspective and that shit is scary
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    • "up to speed"
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    • Awesome cut and I’m totally gonna try to play through all the halo games before infinite drops
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    • Halo 2 is best Halo
      war4567 3 aug
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    • you think you’re the finest trash huh
      EyeTrash 8 aug
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    • I’ve been watching a lot of halo lore videos. Here soon I would like to stream on twitch a play through of all the games and I can talk about the lore and the story so I can get people up to speed before the new halo.
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    • Novels are honestly cringe to read with all the non cannon shit they squeeze in like buttfuck armor, lightspeed Spartans and grunts being grown not born, jk rowling type shit.
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    • The flood was a really good book
      haHAA_ 6 aug
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    • Holy shit people thought i was the dumbest fuckin nerd in middle school for reading these
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    • Guys I love halo but I’m a newbie. Which has the best multiplayer and maybe even couch coop as of today??
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    • Halo book report from Polygon. This man spent an entire year reading every halo book and condensed it into a 13 minute video
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    • Without those we wouldn't know spart suites auto stimulate. (They jack the cheif off)
      moldydog 5 aug
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    • NOOOO-
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    • This is how some of y’all were when I asked what to watch for halo lore, I do not want BOOK
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    • Thank you I wanted this clip
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    • Lol
      wzom 5 aug
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    • Put the comics as well and the movies and the tv show amd every ad of halo 3 .... All of it
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    • Dude the books are sooooo good tho
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    • This is comedy genius
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    • Honestly, these days I’d skip the Eric nylund novels (except maybe ghosts of onyx) contact harvest and the kilo-five trilogy are great though. Cole protocol and retribution are pretty good too. The forerunner trilogy is dense, but fills in a ton of info about the forerunners.
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    • IT DOES NOT JACK HIM OFF
      Ferrante 5 aug
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    • Did he just take my boi Pumphreys Up to speed line?
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    • I wanna watch the video so bad but I’m only on Ghosts of Onyx
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    • he started reading them on july 30th... of 2019
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    • Would anyone recommend reading those?
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    • Halo 4 be like
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    • The halo novels are actually incredible
      lilwangz 3 aug
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    • Yeah all 5: CE, 2, 3, reach, and ODST
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    • I love Halo books
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    • Haven’t read any of them but they’re probably better than the movies. Just saying
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    • He forgot halo 3 odst and halo wars
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    • I had no idea they had novels
      sirja 3 aug
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    • The only good use for the halo novels
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    • You dare throw around hard cover copied of anything?
      Leafeon 3 aug
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    • The halo novels are far superior to the game.
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    • Bruh I'll take all those books off your hands I want them all
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    • Sauce?
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    • Ooooh I didn’t halo had novels. Time to get my read on
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    • Fall of Reach through Cole Protocol are the only ones worth reading.
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    • There's 6. Remember Reach.
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    • “5”
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    • Some of those books are fucking good. Mortal Dictata is the best, but the 4 runner lore relates one are kinda ass tho.
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    • The shittiest thing about 343 is that you NEED to read the novels to tell what happened between games.
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    • Can you even consider him a real mam
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    • RingoPerkov this is what'll happen around the house if I delve deep into a book
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    • Did Polygon end up getting their shit together?
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    • Why the fuck are there so many halo novels
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    • This guy actually didn’t even read the last halos, dumbass
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    • This reminds me I need to read the Mass Effect books.
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    • I’ve only read Fall of Reach
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    • Teleported out of hand
      JaR13 8 aug
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    • BDG is a treasure
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    • Do yourself a service and read into the lore of Halo. The history of the Flood, the Precursors, the ancient Humans and the Forerunners/Mendicant Bias.
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