• A turtle sneeze might be the most
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    • My foreskin when I squirt the gurt
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    • Turtle: sneezes... that girl: OhHOHOHOHOHOOO
      bWax967 18 jun
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    • It had a recoil
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    • They are adorable, but also when i was a kid one of those fuckers bit off the very tip of my finger, and i will aleays remember that
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    • bless you
      MechaZard 18 jun
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    • don't turtles breathe out their ass
      Lillard 18 jun
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    • Hey so, turtles almost never sneeze. Usually it means they have a URI (upper respiratory infection) or a blockage in their nose, both of which are preventable.
      Gecker 26 jun
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    • That is a red eared slider. You can tell that this isn't more that 10 years old and is probably more like 4-5 years old because of how vibrant the red stripes on his head are. Turtle facts out 🐢
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    • rht2009 26 jun
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    • sorry turtle but baby groot throwing up is the cutest thing ever
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    • Everyone’s laughing till they find out he’s got covid
      Frogboy 26 jun
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    • Pretty sure that's a bad thing. Healthy turtles aren't supposed to sneeze
      Iam_Wes 26 jun
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    • A_Fish 26 jun
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    • Was anyone else waiting for a jump scare?
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    • I straight-up didn't think reptiles could sneeze tbh😂😂
      Bt915 18 jun
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    • Bitch needs to stfu so I can hear this cute ass turtle
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    • THIS TURTLE COVERED UP HIS SNEEZE. THIS LOWER LIFE FORM DISPLAYED PROPER HYGIENE DESPITE IT BEING COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY FOR HIM, AND YALL JUST GONNA COUGH ALL OVER THE PLACE?!!?!!
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    • It’s off by the gate until one of these turtles bites off the top of your dick
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    • I didn’t even know they were capable of sneezing
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    • I love turtles
      Fetlet 18 jun
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    • Bitch was laughing ruined it
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    • That’s a red ear slider Incase anyone is wondering
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    • For anyone wandering the breed is called “red ear slider”
      ExtraGACK 26 jun
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    • She went all goofy on ya
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    • Moreno77 26 jun
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    • Squeak toy 🐢.
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    • Not funny, very cute
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    • Lol uncircumcised sneeze
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    • Why dont we ever sneeze while sleeping
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    • Bless you
      Cr0wken 25 jun
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    • BearKult 25 jun
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    • Yooo, why did that red spot on his neck get bigger after he sneezed?
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    • Bless you🥺
      AlyaAzeez 28 jun
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    • Girls find that cute, but when my dick does that they say its gross, make up your fucking mind Jessica
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    • I can’t turn on my volume can anyone provide captions for me?
      mela 26 jun
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    • i thought the fucker was gonna detonate
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    • I miss my turtle so fucking much
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    • Lemme just record this turtle right quick
      Noclypso 26 jun
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    • Squeak
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    • Exactly what happened in the Neverending story
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    • SPAM COMMENT! I write a paragraph and took time out of my day to write it and it just says SPAM!!
      CHARKING 25 jun
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    • Ehh
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    • He’s just naturally cleaning his nose bro
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    • Would you please shut the fuck up with your ugly ass animated laugh Im trying to listen to the turtle
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    • He said E
      TheBoxNig 25 jun
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    • Shit my dude got the corona and y’all laughing at him smh
      MrTurtle 25 jun
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    • Bless you
      yeah36 25 jun
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    • It’s not
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    • I like turtles.
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    • :)
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    • She laughs like eggman.
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    • Hes doing the same thing my penis does when it gets cold
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    • I dont even think that would make it in the top 50 tbh
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    • And a turtle masterbating is cute as well
      Sagic 26 jun
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    • Never ending story
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    • At least edit out the girl. Girl ruined it 🤨
      Naruxma 26 jun
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    • i bet you hate monster energy drink
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    • Wow so they had it pretty dead on for the giant turtle in the neverending story
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    • Neverending Story
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    • Actually, turtles that sneeze like that might have a nose infection. This is common with house pet red eye sliders and can be linked with poor hygiene or insufficient food intake. Leaving it untreated can leave the turtle with sinusitis. It’s also common that you read this and believed it
      Bait8 26 jun
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    • Or you need to get it medicine and make sure it’s habitat is. Tip top shape and large enough..
      wifeobutt 26 jun
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    • 'aw cute sneeze' ok let's hope it's not a respiratory infection
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    • Let’s not forget that turtles have teeth going as far down as their neck
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    • Fish eating mother fuckers multiply like rabbits cleaned out my pond now it’s payback 12ga
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    • Looks like my dick after I jizz
      druss1958 26 jun
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    • I remember having a couple of those that would lightly nibble on my finger rather than full on biting. When they felt threatened they retreated back into their shells rather than attacking.
      Staye 26 jun
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    • That kinda looks like my foreskin tho
      ZephyrKun 26 jun
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    • I didn't know that was possible
      WayAway 26 jun
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    • They also do that when they coom
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    • :D
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    • What happened to the hamster and duck
      AEOEU 26 jun
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    • Oh cool, a red ear slider. I have a cute lil one myself
      MrMyztery 26 jun
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    • Rona
      josephw 26 jun
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    • Recoil
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    • Hmmmm
      chubbzzz 26 jun
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    • My turtle yawns
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    • Circumcise your turtles
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    • I have one of those timid creatures little bastard always moving except when he wants to eat
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    • Or it's got C19
      dirtymoz2 26 jun
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    • Karsus101 26 jun
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    • Bitch really do be Santa Clause
      Ojiro 26 jun
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    • Bless yoy
      pastaboi 26 jun
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    • I remember when I was real little walking out to a pond near my neighborhood in a park. I put all the turtles I could find and put them in a bucket with some water and brought them home. My dad had a huge fish tank so I plopped all of them in there and they ate all the fish and I blamed it on my 1/2
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    • Bless you
      Arientale 26 jun
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    • This turtle is actually sick. And it didn’t sneeze, the air is being pushed out through the mouth.
      nyghts 26 jun
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    • The phone.. the phone is ringing!
      RatTeeth 26 jun
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    • You've clearly never seen a Guinea pig yawn
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    • makes me think of the neverending story
      snoy 26 jun
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    • Thank you guys for all the love
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    • Do sea animals sneeze ?
      eeddii1 26 jun
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    • Bless you
      Scrimage 26 jun
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